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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
NPR, severely defunded, no longer has the resources to follow-up this story.
threnody.bsky.social
the center for exploding venezuela are now considered the moderates in the venezuela explosion debate.
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threnody.bsky.social
the center for exploding venezuela are now considered the moderates in the venezuela explosion debate.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
We were so young 🥲
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Between Charlie Hebdo and Charlie Kirk, the whole of love is lost.
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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
I like Roko's basilisk because it implies that as far as AI can have a “personality”, the one it defaults to is as petty, vengeful and cruel as say, a Real Housewife, or the God of the Christian Bible.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
CHOTINER: There are similarities that come up…

ME: Such as?

CHOTINER: The Big Mic and The Big Mac? Nearly identical recipes.

ME: Well, there are really only so many ways to make a hamburger...

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: l was aware of the other establishment, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
One day I took the LIRR out of Nassau County and never looked back, I understand 🙂‍↕️
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yourpaljohn.bsky.social
CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.

ME: You're talking about--

CHOTINER: Pagliacci.

ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.

CHOTINER: Of course.

ME: If I had known, obviously.

CHOTINER: Obviously.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Very funny to be fired for that. A lifetime of pandering and just randomly culled. Hired to be expendable.
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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
She decided early and young that she would cultivate her looks in a way that would ensure her safety, security, and attention. Her every action is a reaction to that failed bet. She’s thin and white and STILL can’t win. Infuriates her. And now she’s aging. Thus, Dorian Gray plastic surgery, a shame.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Lmaooo I wish! I don’t think most Americans know Mugabe or are familiar with that strain of political African strongman, would make me very happy tho
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Hahaha I JUST heard RFK’s voice about a month ago and still haven’t recovered. Gotta be careful how you allow these people in, gotta stare with your periphery.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
It’s not enough though. She’s got an insatiable hunger for approval that she’ll never get. Horrible to see.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
She decided early and young that she would cultivate her looks in a way that would ensure her safety, security, and attention. Her every action is a reaction to that failed bet. She’s thin and white and STILL can’t win. Infuriates her. And now she’s aging. Thus, Dorian Gray plastic surgery, a shame.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
I’m not sure, I refuse to look directly at her, my lizard brain was programmed by some ancestral trauma to not make eye contact with anyone that vacantly cruel. She hits the uncanny valley in a way that is rejected by my brain entirely.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
People are behaving like 8 years olds lost in a department store, desperate for familiarity, grasping at the closest adult hand for safety and comfort. But that is not your mother. Look elsewhere!
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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???
mrjoncryer.bsky.social
Wouldn’t it be wild if Kimmel ended up becoming our Zelenskyy
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Who is Megyn Kelly for? A whirling dervish of half-considered nonsense opinions and rhetoric too trite and poorly articulated to be inflammatory. Mediocre and mendacious and stupid. My lord! I’m forced to know this person exists just because she’s blonde?? God just be making any kind of person smh.
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mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Please, PLEASE do not get me started on Nate Silver again. My grandma died of apoplexy, I’m not tryna go out like that.

Might be worth it though 😠 I keep smoke for that one.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
It’s on sight with Nate Silver. I fled the frying pan of Javits Center and landed into the fire of my parent’s crumbling marriage because of his poor oratory. I ate nasty frittatas downtown with my mom and dad, both seething with domestic rage and it was still better than his smug, banal inanity.
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
Nate Silver was my graduation speaker and I decided to leave early and go to an uncomfortable, hungover brunch with my imminently divorcing parents rather than listen to him talk for like 15 minutes.
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
“they should be president” - americans watching almost anyone do something prominent