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josh (oldfriend99)
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Sep 1
A group of machine elves is called a "hallucination"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I'm the guy who steps on the back of your shoe on purpose. You convinced yourself that i don't exist. "It was probably just an accident." It's not. I do it on purpose
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4h
When the movie's over but the edibles aren't
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Qui-Gon Jinn @quigonswbot.bsky.social · 4h
Credits will do fine.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4h
The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 16h
Their workstations???
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CNN @cnn.com · 19h
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17h
"Sorry guys gotta sit this one out. My daughter says I'm allergic to mold"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17h
It's too bad Jordan Peterson got too allergic to mold to enjoy the fascist takeover and has to rest
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19h
As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Working on a huge scoop about the so-called Blair Witch "documentary" — stay tuned
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 22h
I think we're talking about two different things
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floydadatxjoe.bsky.social @floydadatxjoe.bsky.social · 23h
While he makes our lives miserable ,that is a leader?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I got stockholm syndrome so bad my abductor let me go because i was "too clingy"
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I'm the guy who steps on the back of your shoe on purpose. You convinced yourself that i don't exist. "It was probably just an accident." It's not. I do it on purpose
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
i want it to happen now
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
A friend of mine shrunk his kids, and had to tell his wife
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Working on a huge scoop about the so-called Blair Witch "documentary" — stay tuned
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 1d
This is major elf to elf patrol. You really made the glade. And the papers wanna know what jerkins you wear.
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 1d
Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
I hate it when people lump me in with my inner circle of close confidants
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
Trump to designate trick-or-treaters "domestic terrorists": report
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
too close
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d
This must hit extra hard if you're really strong
a hammer
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer
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The Hero As Werwolf @borgmamel.bsky.social · 2d
i guess the thumb war will have to wait
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d
i know it's a typo but she'd be so supportive during a kidney stone
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