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Santana Abraxas

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · Sep 19

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 51m

Shout out to the kid who wrote "English class nah" and "NARUTO" on the cover of their testing document.

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Fern of Demon Sluice @oopaldoopal.bsky.social · 10h

they have arrived

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 2h

What a dump!!

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 2h

No promises

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

Saying this in the most patronizing way possible

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 4h

To have an enchanter enchant an item for you, bring it to the enchanter, along with a soul gem to power the item.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

The twinkification of hobbits in Jackson's Lord of the Rings is such a colossal shame. This is the hobbit form factor people crave.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

When your whole institution is totally unprepared for the present moment: fuck! No!! Fuckk!!

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

Heavy is the head

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

I think all these kids are getting me sick a second time lol fuck

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5h

all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19h

I'm the guy who steps on the back of your shoe on purpose. You convinced yourself that i don't exist. "It was probably just an accident." It's not. I do it on purpose

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 4h

The math works

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11h

Me to myself in bed every night

oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 11h

You've made a big mistake!

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Nov 8

File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Trust Ape Options > Ape Settings > Connect With Apes

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 15h

Sorry, I'm very sorry

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

Won't even have to pay him

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · Feb 24

what if I looked like the Mucinex blob and went by the name Crode Torpor?

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

Doing surgery on my friend Gavin to implant a stick of lit dynamite in his chest 🤗

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

That's right Stella

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

I heard it through the ape vine
Not much longer would you be my
Gibbon
I heard it through the ape vine

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rising tide @geewhizard.bsky.social · 17h

Headcanon that Clabber Girl and Morton Salt girl are besties

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

Elfs. Dwarfs. Hobbix.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

One of the teachers in this hallway is always pissing on the toilet seat and you just KNOW it's a coach.

Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

To me the plural of elf is elfs. This is a fundamental, core belief.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17h

Clabber Girl, is that you? Of baking powder fame??

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