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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · Apr 7

Join Cecil, Symphony, Disparition and surprise guests for our new live show Murder Night in Blood Forest. Introduce your friends, family and fellow corvids to Night Vale through this amazing show!

Ticket and tour info: buff.ly/mFLpEwf

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 21h

Two fun new bumper stickers!

Find them here: buff.ly/lGvAVs5

Two bumper stickers. the top one is black with white text that arches slightly up like a shallow rainbow: Keep Honking! I'm listening to my weird little podcasts. On the right is a dog sitting but it's head is the horn of a record player. On the other side is a record player but instead of a horn on top is a dog's head.
The bottom bumper sticker is in shades of purple. The text takes up most of the space with a purple galaxy of stars behind it and a transparent Night Vale eye on the right. The eye is almond shaped with a crescent moon in the iris. The text is a very light violet and says: be proud of your place in the cosmos. it is small and yet it is.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 1d

In just over two weeks Cecil, Tamika and Disparition are back on stage performing for you live in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Indiana, Toronto and Michigan.

Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/uC98BG5

A picture of Symphony, in a pink frilly baby doll dress, Cecil in a pinstripe shirt and tie and Disparition in a black button up shirt and long hair down. At the bottom the October tour dates are listed. At the top it says: 2 weeks til tour.... will you be there?

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 1d

The pre-sale ends soon! Then only the most popular color will be available in the store.

Order your favorite color by 10/6 here: topatoco.com/collections/...

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful what you wish for. Because it might not happen and then you'll be Sad.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 4d

Back in stock!
Get your Night Vale scarf and beanie here: buff.ly/snM3Awv

A female model with dark glasses, a gray sweater and the Night Vale scarf wrapped around her neck with one end hanging down the front of her body. "

Black scarf with Welcome to Night Vale along the length and a Night Vale eye on either end and purple fringe.
Black beanie with purple Night Vale eye. The eye has a lighter purple pupil and a crescent moon inside the pupil.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 4d

Lost: cat. Has no idea what he’s doing with his life or why the universe so very large

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 5d

Have you submitted your song to play as the Weather on an episode of Welcome to Night Vale? We are accepting submissions through 11/15/25.

Find out more here: buff.ly/2kc7WRC

A young person laying propped up on two purple pillows, with a dark purple blanket covering them to the waist. the Pillows are propped against the bed headboard. The young person is wearing pinky purple long sleeve pajamas and headphones, their eyes are closed and a small smile on their face. Beyond the bed is a purple night sky with some white dotted stars and in a glowing moon-yellow is a banner that says Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 5d

The Halloween Moon is a spooky mystery from bestselling author Joseph Fink. Follow Esther, a Halloween-obsessed girl, as she uncovers a dark presence gripping her town. Can she unravel the mystery and break the curse before it’s too late?

Discover the chills: buff.ly/5r7RYjd

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 6d

New Merch! We have so many fun new merch items!

From the ReRun t-shirt to the Scorpions baseball cap, find them all here: buff.ly/15jeOiZ

A navy t-shirt with a design in themes of pink: At the top in wavy letters is "Welcome to Night Vale". Below this is an old school tv with a knob on the right. The screen is taken up by a large pink eye with fluffy white eyelashes coming down over the eye. It is peering out of the TV at a small rabbit. The rabbit is standing in a circle of pink and navy static looking light cast from the TV. A dark shadow is cast from the rabbit.

The Night Vale Scorpions Baseball Hat comes in two colors: Bright blue and a two tone black/gray. The design is the same on both. A purple scorpion patch on the front and white text on the back "Night Vale Scorpions".

A black t-shirt with a wooden box on the front. The top panel and front panel of the box are missing. Out of the top are long spaghetti arms with drops of blood on the arms and hands. The front panel is dark, with two wide eyes with red irises peering out of the darkness. Blood is dripping out of the bottom of the box and pooling around the bottom. Below this in pink wiggly letters is "Think Inside The Box".

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 6d

“I am him!” I shout, pointing at my doppelgänger.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 6d

New Episode: Date Night

Our top story: It's date night!

Listen here: buff.ly/Iln56AN

Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: buff.ly/JqEOLgY

Two hands with pinkies linked extend down the illustration, The other fingers are tucked into the palms of each hand. the nails are short and neat. Bees are crawling on, landing on and flying around the hands. At the top in pink script is the text "Date Night".

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 7d

Unfortunately no, we couldn't make it work.

Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 7d

Welcome to Night Vale was included in this strange list of tales, which include some others you might want to listen to too.

lists.pocketcasts.com/strange-tales

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 7d

This would be a weird Christmas sweater but it might work for some other holiday!

topatoco.com/collections/...

The Night Vale Fall sweater has orange cuffs, collar and waistband with a dark brown base color. Up the left arm is an orange cactus with pumpkin faces cut out. On the left sleeve is an owl. On the front right chest is a spider web with a spider dangling by a thread below it. to the right of the spider web are two yellow stars. Below this is an orange cactus. and at the bottom is a large orange pumpkin with a scared face.

The Night Vale Fall Sweater has an orange cactus with unhappy pumpkin faces cut out going down the right sleeve. On the left sleeve is an owl with a yellow star above, many smaller orange stars below it and a yellow sun with long rays at the bottom, near the orange cuff.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 8d

Our live shows are the heart of the Night Vale experience.
Join us. Feel the energy. The joy. The terror.

Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/uC98BG5

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 8d

Think Inside The Box t-shirt pre-sale! Choose your favorite color and order by 10/6. Only the most popular color will be available in the store once the pre-sale is over.

Order here: topatoco.com/collections/...

A pink t-shirt with a wooden box on the front. The top panel and front panel of the box are missing. Out of the top are long spaghetti arms with drops of blood on the arms and hands. The front panel is dark, with two wide eyes with red irises peering out of the darkness. Blood is dripping out of the bottom of the box and pooling around the bottom. Below this in pink wiggly letters is "Think Inside The Box".

A red t-shirt with a wooden box on the front. The top panel and front panel of the box are missing. Out of the top are long spaghetti arms with drops of blood on the arms and hands. The front panel is dark, with two wide eyes with red irises peering out of the darkness. Blood is dripping out of the bottom of the box and pooling around the bottom. Below this in pink wiggly letters is "Think Inside The Box".

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 8d

"In a just world" I'm going to stop you there. This is not that world. On the other hand, this world has pizza and the just world does not, so things do balance out.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 11d

Dark Owl Records, the place to be for all music lovers. Available as a t-shirt, fitted t-shirt and a long sleeve t-shirt.

Get yours here: buff.ly/qrPxXkm

A black long sleeve shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

A black t-shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

A black fitted t-shirt: across the front is a square with a white border and a purple background. over this is an an owl, wings spread as if about to land. Above and across the wings are the words: Dark Owl. The "O" in owl is a moon. At the bottom is the word "Records."

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 11d

No worries if not. Lots of worries if.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12d

We are live in one hour. Come hang out with us!

buff.ly/36SjPHr

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12d

Carlos, Night Vale's top scientist, assigns Nilanjana to investigate the mysterious rumblings in the desert wasteland. There she discovers the Joyous Congregation of the Smiling God. What could go wrong?

buff.ly/GHEOsrL

The It Devours book cover: the spine is pink, the color of your gums, and on either side running up the spine are sharp white teeth. The book title "It Devours!" is at the top, the purple Night Vale eye, then the author's names: Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. On the front the book cover is a bright sunny yellow. At the top in black text: New York Times Bestseller, a Welcome to Night Vale novel. Below this is a large red circle and in this circle are descending circles like the spine of the book. A pink gum color with sharp white teeth in descending ever smaller circles. Over the image is the book title: It Devours! Below this is a purple Night Vale eye with a lighter color purple iris and a white crescent moon in the iris. Below this are the author's names.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12d

Come hang out with Night Vale creators Jeffrey and Joseph as they chat about life, Night Vale and more.

Open to Patreon members (Weird Scout+). Not a member? Join here: buff.ly/36SjPHr

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13d

Laughter is the best medicine. Crying is the best tincture. Cackling is the best diet. Muttering is the best ointment.

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14d

Happy Libra Season ⚖️♎️

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 14d

Our brand new bandana by @thedevoreilly just arrived!

Find it here: topatoco.com/collections/...

A square bandana in tones of yellow red and black. It has alternating squares and pictures in each checkerboard box, including stars, lightening bolts, cactus, radios, hats, scary cat with razor teeth and many eyes, hooded figures, spiders and more.

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