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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
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when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience
Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!
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josie.zone
I agree, it's magic. Jokes and music are magic
dly.bsky.social
❤️ je love you
dly.bsky.social
is this a new TLC show?
dly.bsky.social
none of you have paid your monthly retainers and no I will not be accepting “Alber Buck$” again
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captainacab.airbud.website
don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me
dly.bsky.social
guys I don’t wanna get in the middle of anything 😭 so you can both be my wives
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faineg.bsky.social
i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance
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captainacab.airbud.website
at 20k followers i will sign up for mastodon and ask everyone to follow me there
dly.bsky.social
gonna share some advice that a great friend of mine once gave me:
Margo’s pfp and header image. Both say no.
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pretty-vulgar.bsky.social
Okay seriously though for a minute, y’all.

Thank you for 4K.

Every single one of you helps me hold on to hope that things will get better.

I’ve nearly lost it a few times in the last few years. And if I didn’t have my silly little jokes and you folks, I would have.

Thank you. I love you.
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
mascots outside of protests: off-putting, scary. there is a grown man inside of there.

mascots at protests: cool and funny, there is a friend inside of there.
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
two in the terms & one in the services
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natesmith.dev
Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute
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donni.bsky.social
I don’t ask for much, just a refreshing variety of sips, snacks and treats every 5 minutes of every day
dly.bsky.social
does anyone wanna…
dly.bsky.social
I should get a wife
dly.bsky.social
LOOK AT ALL THESE BABES
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
🎶 she’s some kind of wonderful, yes she is 🎶
dly.bsky.social
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
dly.bsky.social
ok damn you’re really a great wife
dly.bsky.social
that’s bullshit, man
dly.bsky.social
how did I get so lucky?
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