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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · Aug 20

"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 58m

bamela pondi

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 1h

pivotal moments in science:
Johann Hittorf tested the first cat laser in 1869, naming it the “cathode ray”

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1h

it's a good gig. i can just stand here and look confident.

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regrettably, I was laid off from my position at tables. I was the guy whose job was tables

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1h

influencers doing “get ready with me” videos as they apply camo makeup and craft homemade body armor

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 12h

"The President has
plenary authority"
"Stephen, are
you all right?"

TV news frame still of the interview where Stephen Miller says the President has plenary authority. The interviewer is frame left. Stephen Miller on the right of frame has been replaced by a thumb with an angry face.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

i wonder if in australia bsky is circling the drain counterclockwise

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2h

her: you're interested in going now?I thought the world cup prices were outrageous?

me: no I said I'd buy a ticket to see Djibouti 😍

screenshot from fotmob.com app showing world cup qualifiers including Djibouti vs Egypt today

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 3h

Ernest Defends Chicago

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes Insane

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 6d

Dr: You need to quit drinking
me: like on weekends
Dr: No, everyday
me: weekdays
Dr: Everyday
me: what days
Dr: Every
me: please be more specific

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Remember what they say kids

40% of the time, AI is right 100% of the time.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes Insane

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a story, about a lovely lady 🧵

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 3h

i like this account, hope it doesn't go Milkshake Dork

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11h

from now on I will only respond to dorkenheimer or his dorkness

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

I don’t like to brag but I got hired as an apple genius even though my iq is only slightly above average

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

I make sure what little I contribute to public discourse is absolutely useless

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 1d

owner of bologna heart

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 18h

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 12h

I should get a wife

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14h

Having a pet is just you asking it "why are you wet this time?" over and over again

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 4h

also a lotta *fumbles for chemistry terms* titratin' goin on haha