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A-Moo’s Bouche

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · Dec 10

Goose love letters:
‘honks and hisses xoxo’

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 13h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 11h

pivotal moments in science:
Johann Hittorf tested the first cat laser in 1869, naming it the “cathode ray”

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 11h

I love that the international soccer world is celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving with me this weekend

A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 12h

may I offer you an early 90’s jazzercise suit so you can dress the part?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21h

from now on I will only respond to dorkenheimer or his dorkness

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 12h

specifically meat precursors 🥩

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · 1d

owner of bologna heart

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Kate Holterhoff, PhD @kateholterhoff.com · 1d

We are all Dr. Brunkow 😴
“Dr. Brunkow said she did not expect to win a Nobel Prize. ‘My phone rang, and I saw a number from Sweden and thought, well that’s just spam of some sort, so I disabled the phone and went back to sleep,’“ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/h...

Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine Is Awarded for Work on Immune Systems

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d

lawyers love calling a sleeping dog as their witness, bc most judges let them lie

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d

Dante's seven factors of authentication

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 1d

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d

Beaker and his online crush got together, call it a meep cute

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2d

a Garfield Christmas special called Odie to Joy

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to carry one of those warty pumpkins everywhere I go to reduce my anxiety. I'm going to call it a security gourd.

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 2d

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 2d

the connection in our relationship is so special. every morning we have coffee together and share updates about our dog’s bathroom status.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve seen burritos more supreme than this court

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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 3d

Saw someone (not a mutual) posting that fig newtons are a lot of work, and I had to refrain from replying "actually, fig newtons are a lot of force; if they're a lot of work, then they're fig joules"

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 3d

on the west coast, a man signals bedroom intentions by donning
themed footy jammies to arouse and warm his mate to the idea that he is planning on sneaking out of bed in the predawn hours to watch his Premier League game

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Nov 25

I love how my car’s check engine light turns off. Of course, this means the engine has healed on its own.

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 5d

or for a small-town spooky footprint, there are quaint ghost towns along Route 66

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 5d

the happiest ghosts have a scarcity mindset

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