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spleenly

@spleenly.bsky.social

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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 17d

Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20m

I'm only offended by how long it took me to get it.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 26m

A labeler that shows you which accounts have a butthole.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 27m

It's funny because they already did this when they disabled account sharing.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 33m

Contestant. Thank you for humoring me during this difficult time.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 39m

Not sure how you fly too close to the sun of an open protocol but people seem to be getting good at it.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 50m

Exactly!

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 2h

seems like this is only becoming more and more relevant, but if you're looking for the next place™ after bsky, come join us

fuckaas space

we're here you fuckaas bitch

fuckaas.space

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4h

Driving around with two ladders on my truck so you know someone's getting final destinationed.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 9h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 5h

Conflating personal, work, and global anxieties is my superpower.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 5h

Babe, when the doctor said nothing by mouth after midnight I'm sure he didn't mean this.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 5h

I just hope you see a little bit of yourself in my posts and scream.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

You can't unshit the bull.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

When i turn this off it no longer capitalizes "i". insidious!

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing the new AI-enhanced autocorrect go back and retcon/retwrong words four words ago: oh, hell no.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

Newman using "compiling" as his excuse for everything in Jurassic Park happened to me in real life.

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 6h

My mind labyrinth needs arrows guiding me to the checkout and exit like an Ikea. Plus, a stop for coffee and meatballs in the middle.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

There's a shortcut back through kitchens.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 6h

Different mutual last night: laid my head in your lap beside the highway and watched traffic while you ate cereal.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4d

Dreamt we met on a hike, and when I said my screen name you were like, I don't know who that is.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7h

My favorite things to lose and then buy more of and then lose again and then buy more until I suddenly find all of them at once are:
(in no particular order)
-chapstick
-nail clippers
-pocket knives
-scissors