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WitchyBlob
@blobstar.bsky.social
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Blob blobbily blobbing, bobbing as the fire burns and the cauldron bubbles My weird thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 25d
How many ghost peppers must I eat before I can walk through walls?
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 6h
What's your favorite kind of snack?

1. salty
2. sweet
3. cheesy
4. an unholy combo of all 3, plus booze
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 6h
I hate it when I get smoke in my eyes and fail at everything I love wait this is supposed to be a joke The Aristocrats lol
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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 7h
whoever decided eyebrows need to have a shape anyway
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 7h
They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 7h
putting jibbitz on my dunce cap
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 10h
Them: Can you help me?

Me: I don’t work here.

Them: Oh, sorry. *leaves*

My boss: You need to stop doing that.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d
Alien: take me to your leader

Me: ooo yeah, idk. he’s not too big on aliens. tbh, now’s probably not the best time for you guys
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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 8h
#daily 36: Dog | haunted house
Panting of a Dog in a haunted house
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 7h
Happy 63rd birthday to Joan Cusack, who has always understood the assignment.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10h
TGIF! (tongue goes in first)
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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes friendship is about emotional terrorism.
Third Eye Blind’s “Jumper” lyrics
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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 11h
I mean it’s like the world leaders just want Skynet to happen.
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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 9h
Woodwork people. The one's that emerge from nowhere. Tribes made of all the flavors. I still hold hope sacred.
I haven't done drugs, im just happy to play the game coach.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 9h
Waking up in a bubbling vat of goo is one of the sure signs your evil twin came to call last night
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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 9h
Grating knuckle meat into the Parmesan for a little extra umami.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d
It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
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More Movies @moremovies.co.uk · 11h
Happy Friday 💀🎬
#filmsky #moviesky #horror #cinema
Vincent Price dancing with a skeleton
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erick [power saving mode] @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 9h
Friday night nap time baybeeee lfg
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10h
lost in a sea of unrecognizable Halloween avis but that’s ok
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h
My friend is a constant jokester and last night he was pulling my leg. And I immediately screamed “Owww, that hurts, quit it!”
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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 10h
(flirting) did you know you can smell a cinnabon from space?
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10h
For a little peek into how I navigate the world, I just told someone that Halloween "arrives in October's hindquarters."
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 10h
we lost all the rhymes for orange in the burning of the library of alexandria probably
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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 11h
A really good lunch will knock you out and leave you in a crumpled heap in the shade, smiling wistfully while you nap.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 8h
Kings are better when they're shorter.
Woodcut of the beheading of King Charles I of England in 1649
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