Carole U
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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there are colanders so big it takes two people to hold them with both arms while a big ass 10 foot tall stainless steel boiler drains out 150 pounds of cooked pasta
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
there are colanders so big it takes two people to hold them with both arms while a big ass 10 foot tall stainless steel boiler drains out 150 pounds of cooked pasta
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
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if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
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against my better judgment i still have pride in my work
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
against my better judgment i still have pride in my work
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Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
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Accepting all cookies so the website won’t be mad at me
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Accepting all cookies so the website won’t be mad at me
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Or in the immortal words of Addison DeWitt:
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Or in the immortal words of Addison DeWitt:
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
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Already got scape-goated by the family... we're way ahead of schedule.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Already got scape-goated by the family... we're way ahead of schedule.
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Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
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The CVS was playing Neil Diamond but no one heard at all. Not even the chair.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The CVS was playing Neil Diamond but no one heard at all. Not even the chair.
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
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all brakes no gas
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
all brakes no gas
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having a peaceful day is an accomplishment.
made a thing.
made a thing.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
having a peaceful day is an accomplishment.
made a thing.
made a thing.
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I'm not one to give up, but fuck, I'm tired
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm not one to give up, but fuck, I'm tired
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I have developed a plan.
It’s over for you, bitches.
It’s over for you, bitches.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have developed a plan.
It’s over for you, bitches.
It’s over for you, bitches.
Hugo Boss died of an abscessed tooth in 1948 which is fine, but YOU need to floss. Please. I worry.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hugo Boss died of an abscessed tooth in 1948 which is fine, but YOU need to floss. Please. I worry.
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my bra needs a purse
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my bra needs a purse
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
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"You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here,” I say. My puppets stare back at me lifelessly
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here,” I say. My puppets stare back at me lifelessly
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buttery garlic parmesan polenta is the savory girls morning oatmeal
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
buttery garlic parmesan polenta is the savory girls morning oatmeal
Bwa ha ha like no one can see you twirling the place where your moustache would be if you hadn't finally managed to tweeze that one super annoying invisible poky hair.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bwa ha ha like no one can see you twirling the place where your moustache would be if you hadn't finally managed to tweeze that one super annoying invisible poky hair.