Carole Boo
@caroleu.bsky.social
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Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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benmonreal.bsky.social
In the 1950s, National Geographic wanted Kodachrome nature photography that really popped in print. One trick was to put foreground subjects (hikers, etc.) in bright colors; it was called the "red shirt school". Dick Lasher's Pinto makes this the greatest red shirt school photo of all time.
mountsthelens1980.bsky.social
Tomorrow, we will talk about this photo.
A red Ford Pinto hatchback angles across a narrow gravel forest service road, a blue enduro motorcycle on a rear hitch carrier. Tall firs frame the view. Beyond them, a towering ash cloud from a pyroclastic density flow billows skyward. Photo by Richard Kent Lasher, May 18, 1980.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
so that hill you wanted to die on, that’s Sam’s Hill. i’d probably choose another hill
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Saying more by saying less. Spaghetti.
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ceej.online
wow I’m hearing gen z considers me babygirl. they all got together and decided I’m babygirl and furthermore daddy
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overlooked237.bsky.social
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Hey Princess I can detect pee through ten mattresses too.
caroleu.bsky.social
a run on sentence so strong that you could sleep on it and so long that there's extra to pull over you and keep you warm while you figure out what the hell they were talking about in the first place
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Oops! Somehow, Sister Julie got mysteriously locked in her bedroom with the door nailed shut.... Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! Let's play pin the tail on the self righteous, domineering ass. God bless.
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Fortune teller: I can see everything in my crystal ball. What do you want to know?

Me: omg is anyone mad at me??!!!
caroleu.bsky.social
Someone mentioned the Octomom to me yesterday. One more random reference and I'm afraid she'll show up and ask me to babysit.
riversidecasino.bsky.social
Our marketing manager says our cultural references need to be “relevant and timely” and I’m like, who are you, the Octomom?
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kgz3.bsky.social
Me: Excuse me, sorry. What’s the time on your watch?
Robert Lamm: Yeah…does anybody know what time it is?
Me: What? That doesn’t-
RL: Does anybody really care?
Me: I beg you par-
RL: You know, I can't imagine why we've all got time enough to cry.
Me: …ok. Welp, thank you.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.
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hollyross.bsky.social
I think I'm meant to live in the woods with wolves.

But, like, with wi-fi.
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
when you go to a mutuals page to catch up on their new posts but get distracted by the reposts on their page and jump to another mutuals page via the first mutual then another and another then you realise you forgot to check the first mutuals new posts so you go back and the cycle starts again
caroleu.bsky.social
oh my yes, so much this
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable
caroleu.bsky.social
You say "surprise" like it's a good thing.
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twosense.bsky.social
the best place to eat cake is in the shower
caroleu.bsky.social
I’m reminded of the quote about how Taylor & Adele wrote songs about their exes but Stevie made hers sing back up, night after night, on songs about what a shit he is.
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peebeauxsmom.bsky.social
New Xmas mug just dropped and OH MY GOD, ISN'T JUST THE BEST EVER?🥰🥰🥰
Large coffee mug. A Scottish highland cow wearing as Santa hat a striped red and white  striped scarf. Old fashioned Xmas tree lights wound around his horns and a red cardinal sitting on his horn
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orcspiration.bsky.social
YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.