Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
DTLA in the fog
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
DTLA in the fog
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My eyes are getting greyer and my mustache is starting to get some white in it, pretty stoked for these monochrome years
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
My eyes are getting greyer and my mustache is starting to get some white in it, pretty stoked for these monochrome years
Actually, murder hornet was the name of the doctor.
January 21, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Actually, murder hornet was the name of the doctor.
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Goddamned perfect
a man wearing glasses and a suit looks down at something
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit looks down at something
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Goddamned perfect
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I’ll allow it as long as I get a 32-bar vibes solo before the bridge
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’ll allow it as long as I get a 32-bar vibes solo before the bridge
I was kicked out of rap club when they discovered all of my dope rhymes were actually Ogden Nash poems.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I was kicked out of rap club when they discovered all of my dope rhymes were actually Ogden Nash poems.
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This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States
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We’re cooked, buddy. Vodka?
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
We’re cooked, buddy. Vodka?
Your honor, if it pleases the court, I would like to scat sing my opening statement accompanied by jazz quartet.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Your honor, if it pleases the court, I would like to scat sing my opening statement accompanied by jazz quartet.
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Don't know what that acupuncturist did to my chakras, I can barely intuit the cosmos.
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Don't know what that acupuncturist did to my chakras, I can barely intuit the cosmos.
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[hunched over with elbows on my desk, fingers steepled and thumbs rubbing my eyes]
(Into headset) Sure we can do that no problem
(Into headset) Sure we can do that no problem
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
[hunched over with elbows on my desk, fingers steepled and thumbs rubbing my eyes]
(Into headset) Sure we can do that no problem
(Into headset) Sure we can do that no problem
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All of my hats are sarcastic.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
All of my hats are sarcastic.
The best time to save your birth placenta was when you were born. The second best time is now.
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The best time to save your birth placenta was when you were born. The second best time is now.
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Sorry, gnomes, doctor removed the mushroom circle from my neck so you can't use me as a dimension door anymore.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Sorry, gnomes, doctor removed the mushroom circle from my neck so you can't use me as a dimension door anymore.
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All these beans I’ve been eating are giving me moxie
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
All these beans I’ve been eating are giving me moxie
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It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
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That awkward moment when you're peacefully hanging out in a dark corner of a big closet and have to announce your strangely lurking presence to someone who is coming into the closet while trying not to give them a heart attack
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That awkward moment when you're peacefully hanging out in a dark corner of a big closet and have to announce your strangely lurking presence to someone who is coming into the closet while trying not to give them a heart attack
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I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
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Or we know mustard exists and choose the superior condiment because we have taste buds that don't need everything to taste like candy.
3. People who thing ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog have either never had good ketchup or never had a good hot dog
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Or we know mustard exists and choose the superior condiment because we have taste buds that don't need everything to taste like candy.
I accidentally shaved off my 15-year beard because I was so baked I forgot the guard on my clippers.
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I accidentally shaved off my 15-year beard because I was so baked I forgot the guard on my clippers.
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As a species, have we considered going back to the sea
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
As a species, have we considered going back to the sea
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
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I live in Teddy Roosevelt’s America. All we do is eat beans and go squatchin
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I live in Teddy Roosevelt’s America. All we do is eat beans and go squatchin
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Yes, as a matter of fact I was wearing this shirt yesterday. I only have like 4 shirts, and I don't really appreciate your judgment. "OH LOOK AT ME I'M BIG JOHNNY 10 SHIRTS." NOT EVERYONE HAS YOUR FRIVOLOUS SHIRT BUDGET, BRO.
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Yes, as a matter of fact I was wearing this shirt yesterday. I only have like 4 shirts, and I don't really appreciate your judgment. "OH LOOK AT ME I'M BIG JOHNNY 10 SHIRTS." NOT EVERYONE HAS YOUR FRIVOLOUS SHIRT BUDGET, BRO.
Japan has advanced emoji technology they won't share with us.
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Japan has advanced emoji technology they won't share with us.