Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
📍 Pasadena, CA
📍 Pasadena, CA
Had some bacon-wrapped tater tots that were so good, I could hear ten thousand bodhisattvas recite the Prajñāpāramitā Sūtra in the Pure Land.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Had some bacon-wrapped tater tots that were so good, I could hear ten thousand bodhisattvas recite the Prajñāpāramitā Sūtra in the Pure Land.
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Travel advisory. Travel.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Travel advisory. Travel.
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
The CVS was playing Neil Diamond but no one heard at all. Not even the chair.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The CVS was playing Neil Diamond but no one heard at all. Not even the chair.
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After the third of fourth bald eagle you just have to admit to yourself, "These things taste awful."
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
After the third of fourth bald eagle you just have to admit to yourself, "These things taste awful."
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There's no art at Therapy Pool. Spend a lotta time looking at DO NOT DIVE placards. Illustrations range from: Your cranium has now broken open because you disobey to Ope, you snapped your head clean off!
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There's no art at Therapy Pool. Spend a lotta time looking at DO NOT DIVE placards. Illustrations range from: Your cranium has now broken open because you disobey to Ope, you snapped your head clean off!
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a sneeze so violent i'm stricken with mittelschmerz
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
a sneeze so violent i'm stricken with mittelschmerz
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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Because it's a job we should all respect.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Because it's a job we should all respect.
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Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Anytime I’m near a crying baby, I try to toss skittles into its mouth from across the room
Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why is it called Butcher's twine and not hamstring
Chile de Arbol, the 5th musketeer.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Chile de Arbol, the 5th musketeer.
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Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
Benihana Boutros-Ghali
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Benihana Boutros-Ghali
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Shrek: The Last Airbender
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Shrek: The Last Airbender
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Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
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My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My 9,900 follower gets a Little Debbie Christmas tree cake that I may have accidentally sat on, if you're into that.
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You cannot trick me into trying to have a conversation about Star Wars on this website.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You cannot trick me into trying to have a conversation about Star Wars on this website.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Costco mid-afternoon Thanksgiving week:
Plus: Not as crazy as it could be
Minus: Average age is 85, no one knows how anything works, death is your only escape
Plus: Not as crazy as it could be
Minus: Average age is 85, no one knows how anything works, death is your only escape
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Costco mid-afternoon Thanksgiving week:
Plus: Not as crazy as it could be
Minus: Average age is 85, no one knows how anything works, death is your only escape
Plus: Not as crazy as it could be
Minus: Average age is 85, no one knows how anything works, death is your only escape
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
I'm officially OFF until Monday, plebs! Muwahahahahaha! Muwahahahahaha!
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm officially OFF until Monday, plebs! Muwahahahahaha! Muwahahahahaha!
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Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Manscaping with a fabric shaver proved imprudent.