Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
Fresca Influencer
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
(header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats)
📍 Pasadena, CA
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Three-day weekends make you feel like you could almost get your shit together. But you can’t. You can never get your shit together.
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Three-day weekends make you feel like you could almost get your shit together. But you can’t. You can never get your shit together.
I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich the size of half a giraffe.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich the size of half a giraffe.
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That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That is som “The Pope is from Chicago” shit.
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Girls just wanna have pho
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Girls just wanna have pho
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Ah, the drop down menu of life
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Ah, the drop down menu of life
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Does anyone want to give me $200? (pic unrelated)
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Does anyone want to give me $200? (pic unrelated)
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of course! :) standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4406...
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
of course! :) standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4406...
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People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
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Making chili which I will only vaguely describe lest The Chili Police appear
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Making chili which I will only vaguely describe lest The Chili Police appear
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I never feel confident shouting things at the players when I'm watching sports. Feel like they probably know more than me. Just use your judgement! You're a trained professional!
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I never feel confident shouting things at the players when I'm watching sports. Feel like they probably know more than me. Just use your judgement! You're a trained professional!
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“Soon, love,” I whisper tenderly to my jorts.
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“Soon, love,” I whisper tenderly to my jorts.
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Me, resenting having to scurry: "Thanks! That's very kind of you."
Stranger, obvs not wanting to hold the door but shackled by the same conventions: "Fine."
As the door slammed behind me, I shouted, "Have a nice day!", the cherry on top of an insincerity sundae, because a farce should end in style.
Stranger, obvs not wanting to hold the door but shackled by the same conventions: "Fine."
As the door slammed behind me, I shouted, "Have a nice day!", the cherry on top of an insincerity sundae, because a farce should end in style.
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Me, resenting having to scurry: "Thanks! That's very kind of you."
Stranger, obvs not wanting to hold the door but shackled by the same conventions: "Fine."
As the door slammed behind me, I shouted, "Have a nice day!", the cherry on top of an insincerity sundae, because a farce should end in style.
Stranger, obvs not wanting to hold the door but shackled by the same conventions: "Fine."
As the door slammed behind me, I shouted, "Have a nice day!", the cherry on top of an insincerity sundae, because a farce should end in style.
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*guy in the back, cursing as he counts out between 189 and 270 fries*
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
*guy in the back, cursing as he counts out between 189 and 270 fries*
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Bruce Campbell as this guy
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Bruce Campbell as this guy
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i open the mail to see that i have been selected for jury duty, so i walk over to my wife who is enjoying a nice cup of tea, gently put my hand on her shoulder & whisper, “we have to move again.”
January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i open the mail to see that i have been selected for jury duty, so i walk over to my wife who is enjoying a nice cup of tea, gently put my hand on her shoulder & whisper, “we have to move again.”
[Del Taco drive-thru @ 1am]
Me: Twenty-seven micro meals, please.
Me: Twenty-seven micro meals, please.
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
[Del Taco drive-thru @ 1am]
Me: Twenty-seven micro meals, please.
Me: Twenty-seven micro meals, please.
To all my followers I would like to just say, "Yaas queen, slay!" and "Right on, brother!"
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
To all my followers I would like to just say, "Yaas queen, slay!" and "Right on, brother!"
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Don't judge a man until you try his signature mayo based garlic dip
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Don't judge a man until you try his signature mayo based garlic dip
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My “you people disgust me” speech didn't go over as well as I'd hoped.
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 AM
My “you people disgust me” speech didn't go over as well as I'd hoped.
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The Costco manatee is really not bad
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
The Costco manatee is really not bad
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I’m pronouncing Pittsburgh like Edinburgh because nothing matters anymore
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m pronouncing Pittsburgh like Edinburgh because nothing matters anymore
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So many of my little daydreams are like "that's a beautiful frittata son" "thanks dad"
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
So many of my little daydreams are like "that's a beautiful frittata son" "thanks dad"
If I were a billionaire I'd eat a manatee every Earth Day.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If I were a billionaire I'd eat a manatee every Earth Day.