aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
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aric
@aghastronaut.com
· Oct 11
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
I can't join ICE because my wife hasn't left me
I can't join ICE because i have a functioning brain
I can’t join ICE because I have a huge dick.
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I can't join ICE because my wife hasn't left me
The exciting thing is it could literally happen any time!
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The exciting thing is it could literally happen any time!
Smosh, how many times I gotta block your shit?
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Smosh, how many times I gotta block your shit?
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It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It should be bigger news that masked agents were filmed hours ago removing potentially inculpatory evidence from the ICE shooter's house, clearly lacking evidence tags or chain of custody stickers.
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
Before we have word on whether he underwent a toxicology screen at the hospital following the killing
How to get a bankrupt landlord to delete their post about following children around.
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
How to get a bankrupt landlord to delete their post about following children around.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
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Video from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social with the Yakety Sax idea from @southworth.bsky.social.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
Video from amanda moore (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) set to a gradually slowing Yakety Sax
YouTube video by Aghastronaut
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January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Video from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social with the Yakety Sax idea from @southworth.bsky.social.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck ICE.
Folks, children grow up to be adults! So they're only kidnapping little adults!
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Folks, children grow up to be adults! So they're only kidnapping little adults!
OnlyFans, but...
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
OnlyFans, but...
Car with out of state plates and blacked out windows sitting in front of a house at 63rd and Winnetka while an individual in olive jacket with US and a flag on their right sleeve was walking to the door.
They were gone when I circled back two minutes later.
Possible ICE.
They were gone when I circled back two minutes later.
Possible ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Car with out of state plates and blacked out windows sitting in front of a house at 63rd and Winnetka while an individual in olive jacket with US and a flag on their right sleeve was walking to the door.
They were gone when I circled back two minutes later.
Possible ICE.
They were gone when I circled back two minutes later.
Possible ICE.
I absolutely love when my 10-year-old tells my 9-year-old, "You'll understand someday."
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I absolutely love when my 10-year-old tells my 9-year-old, "You'll understand someday."
I think @klobuchar.senate.gov is a great Senator because she represents both sides equally. Which means she completely ignores the people who elected her and capitulates to the other side.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I think @klobuchar.senate.gov is a great Senator because she represents both sides equally. Which means she completely ignores the people who elected her and capitulates to the other side.
"About a Boy" is my favorite Christmas movie, but it's an every-other-year watch.
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
"About a Boy" is my favorite Christmas movie, but it's an every-other-year watch.
Three words every woman wants to hear.
[Bobcat Goldthwait sounds]
[Bobcat Goldthwait sounds]
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Three words every woman wants to hear.
[Bobcat Goldthwait sounds]
[Bobcat Goldthwait sounds]
You know they're working on some believable story to give Jonathan Ross for his reasoning so he can make a statement and absolutely nothing they can come up with will sound believable.
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
You know they're working on some believable story to give Jonathan Ross for his reasoning so he can make a statement and absolutely nothing they can come up with will sound believable.
When life gets tough, Jeb! Is still fun to laugh about.
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
When life gets tough, Jeb! Is still fun to laugh about.
Nobody should ever be "hot" to "trot."
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Nobody should ever be "hot" to "trot."
You know what? The kids have appointments in the morning. One would arrive after lunch. Murderous ICE thugs are prowling our neighborhoods. Looks like a three day weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
You know what? The kids have appointments in the morning. One would arrive after lunch. Murderous ICE thugs are prowling our neighborhoods. Looks like a three day weekend.
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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Sung.
Being a weirdo and blowing off steam by singing karaoke to strangers in ARC Raiders.
Reply to request a song. I'll send you a video.
Live on Twitch. Easy to find, if you want.
Being a weirdo and blowing off steam by singing karaoke to strangers in ARC Raiders.
Reply to request a song. I'll send you a video.
Live on Twitch. Easy to find, if you want.
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Sung.
Being a weirdo and blowing off steam by singing karaoke to strangers in ARC Raiders.
Reply to request a song. I'll send you a video.
Live on Twitch. Easy to find, if you want.
Being a weirdo and blowing off steam by singing karaoke to strangers in ARC Raiders.
Reply to request a song. I'll send you a video.
Live on Twitch. Easy to find, if you want.
[Leave it to Beaver creators meeting]
Joe Connelly: What if we have one nasty ass teenager who's a real shit?
Bob Mosher: [asleep from cocaine]
Joe Connelly: What if we have one nasty ass teenager who's a real shit?
Bob Mosher: [asleep from cocaine]
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
[Leave it to Beaver creators meeting]
Joe Connelly: What if we have one nasty ass teenager who's a real shit?
Bob Mosher: [asleep from cocaine]
Joe Connelly: What if we have one nasty ass teenager who's a real shit?
Bob Mosher: [asleep from cocaine]
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keeping the tree up an extra month so i can pretend this month never happened.
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
keeping the tree up an extra month so i can pretend this month never happened.
What up, @klobuchar.senate.gov? Never going to give you another vote.
I mean, after you voted against trans folks I wasn't going to vote for you. But...you get it.
I mean, after you voted against trans folks I wasn't going to vote for you. But...you get it.
BREAKING: The Senate confirmed the first lifetime judge of 2026. Seven Democrats inexplicably voted to confirm Alexander Van Hook to the Western District of Louisiana.
If all Dems/Independents voted no, given absent Republicans, the vote would've failed. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/with-democ...
If all Dems/Independents voted no, given absent Republicans, the vote would've failed. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/with-democ...
With Democratic Support, Senate Confirms Trump’s Tenth Louisiana District Court Judge
Amidst all that is happening, why are Senate Democrats still supporting Trump’s judges?
nominationnotes.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
What up, @klobuchar.senate.gov? Never going to give you another vote.
I mean, after you voted against trans folks I wasn't going to vote for you. But...you get it.
I mean, after you voted against trans folks I wasn't going to vote for you. But...you get it.