aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
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aric
@aghastronaut.com
· Oct 11
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
Movie studio executives announce plans to make more money
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Movie studio executives announce plans to make more money
Remember that time I dunked on the First Lady because of her dumb red trees and yahoo!news was, all, "Yeah, that's the stuff."
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Remember that time I dunked on the First Lady because of her dumb red trees and yahoo!news was, all, "Yeah, that's the stuff."
Dinosaurs. Would they have loved rollercoasters? Sharks, I'm here today...
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dinosaurs. Would they have loved rollercoasters? Sharks, I'm here today...
Bringing my estranged parents together by contracting a terrible disease
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bringing my estranged parents together by contracting a terrible disease
And if a Tesla Cybertruck
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And if a Tesla Cybertruck
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
We are here to feed the machines.
That is our job.
That is our job.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We are here to feed the machines.
That is our job.
That is our job.
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
He's a 10 but he'll only call you by the Japanese nickname he have you
He's a 10 but he says, "cool beans"
He's a 10 but he calls a home run a 'dinger'
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He's a 10 but he'll only call you by the Japanese nickname he have you
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bill problems 🧾
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
bill problems 🧾
Your biography just came out!
It's a worst seller!
Because everyone respects your privacy!
It's a worst seller!
Because everyone respects your privacy!
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Your biography just came out!
It's a worst seller!
Because everyone respects your privacy!
It's a worst seller!
Because everyone respects your privacy!
11pm on a Sunday night? That's when you go into shooty video games and sing Soul Coughing to strangers.
Singing to Raiders and Rats in ARC Raiders
YouTube video by Aghastronaut
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
11pm on a Sunday night? That's when you go into shooty video games and sing Soul Coughing to strangers.
[taking off my shoe and hitting myself over the head with it several times because I got to see a bra in the movie "Big"]
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
[taking off my shoe and hitting myself over the head with it several times because I got to see a bra in the movie "Big"]
[on the Nostromo, out of ideas]
Maybe it rusts? I don't know. I should have died way earlier than now.
Maybe it rusts? I don't know. I should have died way earlier than now.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[on the Nostromo, out of ideas]
Maybe it rusts? I don't know. I should have died way earlier than now.
Maybe it rusts? I don't know. I should have died way earlier than now.
If you can't handle me at my Beetleworstiest, you don't deserve me at my Beetlejuiciest.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you can't handle me at my Beetleworstiest, you don't deserve me at my Beetlejuiciest.
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"(Blomkamp and his wife) wrote Chappie in two weeks, while Blomkamp was doing Elysium."
August 9, 2023 at 6:49 PM
"(Blomkamp and his wife) wrote Chappie in two weeks, while Blomkamp was doing Elysium."
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A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
[kid thoughts]
I hope we can figure out space travel so humans can escape the solar system before the sun explodes!
[adult thought]
I hope this hamburger is better than other hamburgers.
I hope we can figure out space travel so humans can escape the solar system before the sun explodes!
[adult thought]
I hope this hamburger is better than other hamburgers.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
[kid thoughts]
I hope we can figure out space travel so humans can escape the solar system before the sun explodes!
[adult thought]
I hope this hamburger is better than other hamburgers.
I hope we can figure out space travel so humans can escape the solar system before the sun explodes!
[adult thought]
I hope this hamburger is better than other hamburgers.
[while lighting my magnificent pipe and dramatically waving out the match]
I believe comedy should be difficult to enjoy.
I believe comedy should be difficult to enjoy.
Time Machine: Please insert fuel.
Me: [throwing a sparrow painted like a bald eagle into the bald eagle hole]
Time Machine: Not a bald eagle. Need bald eagle.
Me: [throwing a sparrow painted like a bald eagle into the bald eagle hole]
Time Machine: Not a bald eagle. Need bald eagle.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[while lighting my magnificent pipe and dramatically waving out the match]
I believe comedy should be difficult to enjoy.
I believe comedy should be difficult to enjoy.
Hah. I could easily get around this gate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hah. I could easily get around this gate.
Not everyone playing games is there to play games.
Dancing With Strangers in ARC Raiders #arcraiders
YouTube video by Aghastronaut
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not everyone playing games is there to play games.
Lightning crashes,
an old mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door
an old mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lightning crashes,
an old mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door
an old mother cries
Her placenta falls to the floor
The angel opens her eyes
The confusion sets in
Before the doctor can even close the door
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We’re in this together now
/threatening
/threatening
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We’re in this together now
/threatening
/threatening
Making traditional Latvian Pepper Cookies with the family today
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Making traditional Latvian Pepper Cookies with the family today
Reposted by aric
Reposted by aric
