aric
@aghastronaut.com
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Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. "Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine (he/him)
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Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
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My 10-year-old brought up the lady who disappeared into water tower on top of a hotel in Hollywood. Because the iPad automatically shows her news stories from 2013 for some reason?
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Confident Neelix is better than whiney and needy Neelix.
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4SkinJerky, I am absolutely not going to HairyGhost dot com.
r/Twin cities
I/4SkinJerky

Checkout HairyGhost.com if you're looking for Halloween. There's a lot going on this year.
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Probably time to turn off the outdoor faucets too.
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I saw! Good luck.
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At least the new windows have really improved on condensation issues.
Small amount of condensation on some new home windows
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Are we turning on our furnaces? Is that what we're doing?
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Eating apple sauce so I have enough energy to stand up in the shower.
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They can't be...

[thinks about my age]

...
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32 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. "Cape Feare," first aired October 7, 1993.
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Tuvok didn't approve of your AI girlfriend
Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager saying, "You're in line with a computer subroutine?"
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[picture of a cow shitting on villagers]
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We all shrug and say "not today" when asked if we want to round up for charity instead of shrugging and saying "your store should be making a donation instead of taking credit for my donation."
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"All in all, I think my head is the best part of me." -Essay from my 9-year-old
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Half way through season 3, a new Vulcan shows up as a crewmate. How did the son of sportscaster Dick Enberg and Voyager producer Jeri Taylor land a role on...oh.
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"Shiver" and "thriller" don't rhyme, Vincent Price.
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Mmm, what kinda tree?
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They should make a religion about being kind to each other and doing good deeds.
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[perfect post that encompasses and quantifies the whole of the human experience with compassion and strength]

So much for animals, I guess?
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I should get a birthday every month
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The questions were less about the content and more about the artist.
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I'm furious. I've never been this angry. I'm going to redeem the coupons but I'm still very angry
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That's the song it was!
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Alright, that I know. I'll keep that bomb ass suggestion for next time.
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Sean, are you doing this on purpose? I don't know this.