I'mWintersMom
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pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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anyway here’s rob and carl reiner reenacting the end of the princess bride bc why not
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
anyway here’s rob and carl reiner reenacting the end of the princess bride bc why not
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Life is a contest and we're all losing
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Life is a contest and we're all losing
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A day dumber than usual.
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A day dumber than usual.
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You know what makes a check engine light turn off?
In my case, $1,250.
In my case, $1,250.
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You know what makes a check engine light turn off?
In my case, $1,250.
In my case, $1,250.
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david lynch’s christmas vacation
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
david lynch’s christmas vacation
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Don't answer. They're trying to get rid of us.
You can't prove to me that there's more than like 6 people who use the "save" button on posts.
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Don't answer. They're trying to get rid of us.
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Everything is going to be okay. I gave Odin a knife.
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Everything is going to be okay. I gave Odin a knife.
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Posting mid just to feel something
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Posting mid just to feel something
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To the tune of Anarchy In The UK by the Sex Pistols.
(clears throat)
'Cause I, I wanna be
POLYAMORY!
(clears throat)
'Cause I, I wanna be
POLYAMORY!
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To the tune of Anarchy In The UK by the Sex Pistols.
(clears throat)
'Cause I, I wanna be
POLYAMORY!
(clears throat)
'Cause I, I wanna be
POLYAMORY!
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who tf is parumpumpumpum and where do they fit within the christmas canon
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who tf is parumpumpumpum and where do they fit within the christmas canon
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solving all problems by responding “what are you a weirdo”
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
solving all problems by responding “what are you a weirdo”
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Ghosting myself by running in circles.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ghosting myself by running in circles.
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One day I hope to become the kind of person who isn't instantly forgettable.
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One day I hope to become the kind of person who isn't instantly forgettable.
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Levi’s 501 bulge hits different
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Levi’s 501 bulge hits different
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All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
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Evan's Gelicals would be a clever thing to name a boutique that sells gelicals.
December 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Evan's Gelicals would be a clever thing to name a boutique that sells gelicals.
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Just ordered a seed catalog* because holding a seed catalog in my hands is a hopeful fucking thing.
*Johnny’s Selected Seeds
*Johnny’s Selected Seeds
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just ordered a seed catalog* because holding a seed catalog in my hands is a hopeful fucking thing.
*Johnny’s Selected Seeds
*Johnny’s Selected Seeds
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Rank your favorite Pope Innonences in hotness order from I to XIII.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Rank your favorite Pope Innonences in hotness order from I to XIII.
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enjoying my time off from posting by doing a little posting
December 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
enjoying my time off from posting by doing a little posting
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I’m willing to shovel your driveway topless for the right baked goods
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m willing to shovel your driveway topless for the right baked goods
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You can't prove to me that there's more than like 6 people who use the "save" button on posts.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can't prove to me that there's more than like 6 people who use the "save" button on posts.
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this little light of mine, im gonna spank its little behind
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
this little light of mine, im gonna spank its little behind
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imagine getting stung by a jellyfish after everyone ate asparagus
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
imagine getting stung by a jellyfish after everyone ate asparagus
made gingerbread men with little dicks then bit them off. no hard feelings.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
made gingerbread men with little dicks then bit them off. no hard feelings.