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I'mWintersMom
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Hey, nice t-shirt

*me, flirting*
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Horses are not known for their literacy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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New phone, who dis? That shit never gets old. rofl
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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it’s disturbing to find a shoe on the road especially when there’s still a foot in it
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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45 million. Freshly printed. Flown in on an aircraft. This sounds really familiar.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Still punk, as I tell myself Arnica is a miracle cure.
Still punk, I whisper to myself as a put more icy hot on my elbow.🤘
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I get it. You just don't like MY posts. Jerk.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
its not the spider that freaked me out its the cold breeze in the room that preceded it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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drumming has a bunch of made up words and phrases like "paradiddle flam" and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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fuck nudes show me pictures of your naked body
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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All I want for Christmas is two front dental implants so that son of a bitch at the Circle K will stop calling me “Gums.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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No one can tell I’m wearing my bladder leak underwear.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I just felt a spell bounce off my shoulder
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Imagine being such a worthless piece of shit that instead of getting revenge on you I just ignore you for the rest of eternity.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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every time i place an order

a doordash driver gets my wings
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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🎶 I’m not hurt I’m broken
But I called to say I’m fine 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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SEEKING : Rival to sweep me off my feet (tripwire specialist)

MUST LIKE:
—Poisoned dinner by candlelight
—Hiding in medieval armour
—Long wicks on a beach (attached to explosives)

DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU’RE ALREADY IN A FEUD! I’m not interested in being a third heel.
Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Starting to think the check engine light is not going to go off on its own.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I just completely ate it while shoveling snow and was mad at first but now I’m just bummed the ring cam didn’t capture it because i bet it looked hilarious
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Seems like everything is in retrograde.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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me five minutes after walking into the party
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello

interviewer: I meant hopes for your career

me: so did I…
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Milf on the shelf
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM