I'mWintersMom
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
best Me
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just Me
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Hey, nice t-shirt
*me, flirting*
*me, flirting*
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey, nice t-shirt
*me, flirting*
*me, flirting*
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Horses are not known for their literacy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Horses are not known for their literacy.
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New phone, who dis? That shit never gets old. rofl
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
New phone, who dis? That shit never gets old. rofl
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it’s disturbing to find a shoe on the road especially when there’s still a foot in it
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it’s disturbing to find a shoe on the road especially when there’s still a foot in it
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45 million. Freshly printed. Flown in on an aircraft. This sounds really familiar.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
45 million. Freshly printed. Flown in on an aircraft. This sounds really familiar.
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Still punk, as I tell myself Arnica is a miracle cure.
Still punk, I whisper to myself as a put more icy hot on my elbow.🤘
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still punk, as I tell myself Arnica is a miracle cure.
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I get it. You just don't like MY posts. Jerk.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I get it. You just don't like MY posts. Jerk.
its not the spider that freaked me out its the cold breeze in the room that preceded it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
its not the spider that freaked me out its the cold breeze in the room that preceded it.
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drumming has a bunch of made up words and phrases like "paradiddle flam" and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
drumming has a bunch of made up words and phrases like "paradiddle flam" and i think that's beautiful
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fuck nudes show me pictures of your naked body
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
fuck nudes show me pictures of your naked body
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All I want for Christmas is two front dental implants so that son of a bitch at the Circle K will stop calling me “Gums.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
All I want for Christmas is two front dental implants so that son of a bitch at the Circle K will stop calling me “Gums.”
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No one can tell I’m wearing my bladder leak underwear.
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No one can tell I’m wearing my bladder leak underwear.
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I just felt a spell bounce off my shoulder
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just felt a spell bounce off my shoulder
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Imagine being such a worthless piece of shit that instead of getting revenge on you I just ignore you for the rest of eternity.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Imagine being such a worthless piece of shit that instead of getting revenge on you I just ignore you for the rest of eternity.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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every time i place an order
a doordash driver gets my wings
a doordash driver gets my wings
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
every time i place an order
a doordash driver gets my wings
a doordash driver gets my wings
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🎶 I’m not hurt I’m broken
But I called to say I’m fine 🎶
But I called to say I’m fine 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
🎶 I’m not hurt I’m broken
But I called to say I’m fine 🎶
But I called to say I’m fine 🎶
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Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
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SEEKING : Rival to sweep me off my feet (tripwire specialist)
MUST LIKE:
—Poisoned dinner by candlelight
—Hiding in medieval armour
—Long wicks on a beach (attached to explosives)
DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU’RE ALREADY IN A FEUD! I’m not interested in being a third heel.
MUST LIKE:
—Poisoned dinner by candlelight
—Hiding in medieval armour
—Long wicks on a beach (attached to explosives)
DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU’RE ALREADY IN A FEUD! I’m not interested in being a third heel.
Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
SEEKING : Rival to sweep me off my feet (tripwire specialist)
MUST LIKE:
—Poisoned dinner by candlelight
—Hiding in medieval armour
—Long wicks on a beach (attached to explosives)
DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU’RE ALREADY IN A FEUD! I’m not interested in being a third heel.
MUST LIKE:
—Poisoned dinner by candlelight
—Hiding in medieval armour
—Long wicks on a beach (attached to explosives)
DO NOT SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU’RE ALREADY IN A FEUD! I’m not interested in being a third heel.
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Starting to think the check engine light is not going to go off on its own.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Starting to think the check engine light is not going to go off on its own.
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I just completely ate it while shoveling snow and was mad at first but now I’m just bummed the ring cam didn’t capture it because i bet it looked hilarious
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I just completely ate it while shoveling snow and was mad at first but now I’m just bummed the ring cam didn’t capture it because i bet it looked hilarious
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Seems like everything is in retrograde.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Seems like everything is in retrograde.
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me five minutes after walking into the party
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
me five minutes after walking into the party
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me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
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Milf on the shelf
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Milf on the shelf