🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
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tonight’s the night (I learn to think in pig latin)
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
tonight’s the night (I learn to think in pig latin)
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Legally, you don't HAVE to reply trying to turn every post into something political or newsworthy. Posts are allowed to NOT be about something horrible happening right now.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Legally, you don't HAVE to reply trying to turn every post into something political or newsworthy. Posts are allowed to NOT be about something horrible happening right now.
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To everyone who wrote "Stay Cool" in my HS Yearbook, I have some devastating news...
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
To everyone who wrote "Stay Cool" in my HS Yearbook, I have some devastating news...
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A fun thing for people on the internet to finally learn would be what jokes are. That would help a lot I think.
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
A fun thing for people on the internet to finally learn would be what jokes are. That would help a lot I think.
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every stupid cringy thing
ive ever said was actually
a super cool reference you
werent hip enough to get
ive ever said was actually
a super cool reference you
werent hip enough to get
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
every stupid cringy thing
ive ever said was actually
a super cool reference you
werent hip enough to get
ive ever said was actually
a super cool reference you
werent hip enough to get
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hitler's favorite video game was Mein Kraft 😢
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
hitler's favorite video game was Mein Kraft 😢
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People don’t spontaneously combust like they used to.
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
People don’t spontaneously combust like they used to.
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Never the Twain Shania meet
October 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Never the Twain Shania meet
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plugged a guys dick with my
finger right before he came
and then his head exploded
finger right before he came
and then his head exploded
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
plugged a guys dick with my
finger right before he came
and then his head exploded
finger right before he came
and then his head exploded
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please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal
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People keep asking me to defend my views. I don't have views. I'm a vessel for the spirit.
January 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
People keep asking me to defend my views. I don't have views. I'm a vessel for the spirit.
you've always been a good friend to me and I appreciate you
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
you've always been a good friend to me and I appreciate you
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there has to be a German word for the crushing sense of guilt a new parent feels for bringing a child into the world
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
there has to be a German word for the crushing sense of guilt a new parent feels for bringing a child into the world
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i think i couldve pulled the excalibur from that stone if i had like 2 or 3 beers first
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
i think i couldve pulled the excalibur from that stone if i had like 2 or 3 beers first
thank god I thought there was no end to this
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
thank god I thought there was no end to this
it’s exactly like that
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
it’s exactly like that
eating all this cake should unlock an achievement or something
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
eating all this cake should unlock an achievement or something
this is a much worse skeet than the one I had 😭
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
this is a much worse skeet than the one I had 😭
god dammit I forgot the banger skeet I thought up while driving
-a memoir
-a memoir
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
god dammit I forgot the banger skeet I thought up while driving
-a memoir
-a memoir
me: we’ve got to stop meeting this way
*deletes text*
*deletes text*
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
me: we’ve got to stop meeting this way
*deletes text*
*deletes text*
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at last I can publish my Nancy Drew, The Shadow, The Japanese Hero The Golden Bat and The Dog Version Of Betty Boop crossover legally
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
at last I can publish my Nancy Drew, The Shadow, The Japanese Hero The Golden Bat and The Dog Version Of Betty Boop crossover legally
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Him: “What fresh hell awaits us today.”
Her: “… okay look, no offense, but after this appointment I’m going to find a new gynecologist.”
Her: “… okay look, no offense, but after this appointment I’m going to find a new gynecologist.”
July 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Him: “What fresh hell awaits us today.”
Her: “… okay look, no offense, but after this appointment I’m going to find a new gynecologist.”
Her: “… okay look, no offense, but after this appointment I’m going to find a new gynecologist.”
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FIRE IN THIS CROWDED THEATER IT'S BURNING UP ALL THE OLD FILM STOCK, HURRY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS, PUSH THEM TO THE GROUND, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME just kidding this is called free speech
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
FIRE IN THIS CROWDED THEATER IT'S BURNING UP ALL THE OLD FILM STOCK, HURRY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS, PUSH THEM TO THE GROUND, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME just kidding this is called free speech