Fungocrat
@fungocrat.bsky.social
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Tout le malheur des hommes vient d'une seule chose, qui est de ne pas savoir demeurer en repos dans une chambre.
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fungocrat.bsky.social
I awake every morning alert, focussed, reinvigorated by my purpose: spiritual warfare against the local government sector.
fungocrat.bsky.social
In the dark dystopian future of my YA novel, people with larger than average heads, "megacephs", are a feared and oppressed class. It is not so different from reality...
fungocrat.bsky.social
I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.
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fungocrat.bsky.social
The beasts of the field have begun subtly bowing their heads when I pass. Probably nothing.
fungocrat.bsky.social
When I'm not posting much, it's because I'm taking all the things I would have posted and instead I'm submitting them as formal memoranda to my manager.
fungocrat.bsky.social
The crows which used to live around my house, but were driven off by magpies, have returned and reclaimed their home. Much is well in the kingdom of Crow.
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villein.bsky.social
therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes
fungocrat.bsky.social
The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Dr Philip Nitschke, voluntary euthanasia advocate, founder of Exit International and author of The Peaceful Pill Handbook.

The Nobel Committee's full statement: "Only in death is there peace".
fungocrat.bsky.social
If Wikipedia added a group chat functionality every other social media would be finished.
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lightblanket.bsky.social
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
fungocrat.bsky.social
To be fair it's quite effective in your natural habitat (giant mass of worms).
fungocrat.bsky.social
Subdued men in their 30s who appreciate the beauty of everyday life are society's most oppressed group.
fungocrat.bsky.social
How much of this is the cost of optics versus the additional cost of a car to which the optics can be mounted? I understood a few years ago that Waymo was planning a fleet of cheap Geelys to reduce that cost, which obviously has some issues now for US business.
fungocrat.bsky.social
You underestimate the desire to load the end of 2025 with all available Bad News before rolling out the wins in an election year.
fungocrat.bsky.social
I imagine you can do this using some sort of angular momentum analogue on their post history in whatever embedding their LLMs use.
fungocrat.bsky.social
Bluesky moderation won't be effective until it can label posts by whether the poster has a core of inner serenity, or whether the post comes from sourceless swirling anger. User gets to choose which they want to see.
fungocrat.bsky.social
Ecologically responsible housing (apartment in giant tower in the middle of a megacity).
fungocrat.bsky.social
I have built a monument more lasting than bronze (gravel).
fungocrat.bsky.social
Countering the much-publicised debut of an "AI actress" by debuting a "frog actress". She's just a frog. You imagine what she's saying as she hops around in the movie. She's saying you must change your life.
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jlp.systems
Chew the Future. With OpenCud®.
fungocrat.bsky.social
"True wealth is wealth in rodents".
fungocrat.bsky.social
Every workplace has a green space - if you look within (microbiome).
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cloudsponge.bsky.social
scientists have birthed a very large bee. but they keep it hidden
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dyke.bsky.social
watching the fallen leaves sit peacefully on the ground
fungocrat.bsky.social
Recalibrating my clickbait empire to focus on offering reverse mortgages to nobility swept into retirement by the winds of modernity.