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tara
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Circling a drain
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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
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purchased a fucked up bosc pear from Mglyeringhyiinmnnaah, the Vermiculated Grocer. look at this thing. cant figure out how to post a pic. it looks scary
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sunset
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Explaining to my boss that “focus, and resolve” are things I save for the evening when I get to work fashioning the perfect blade
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I think the missing piece of Integralist Natural Law theory is explicit gnosticism. Legislature as demiurge, direct mystical apprehension as jurisprudence. Then we can develop the proper rituals.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Strong willed cousins are traditionally meant to form the base of the family pile
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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A Friendly Face
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Me, smiling, wearing my acorn necklace and chubby hat
Portrait of Doge Leonardo Loredan in 1505, subtly assuring you that he is stern & distant, yet fair & maybe has sense of humor. True masterpiece of renaissance portraiture by Giovanni Bellini, whose day is today.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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babe please tell me you didn't spend $45,000 on "frankenstein's car"
January 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Chick of Dee
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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From 1937
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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very bleak out there 😃
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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My detractors will say "appeal to Wise Principles" is a logical fallacy, not realising this is the orthodox application of the Rigourous Method
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(Lowering myself into the warmth of the bubbling sludge, all thoughts evaporating from my mind) I’ve really gotta stop retreating to the sludge pit when I need to think
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I invite you to gently lower yourself into the steaming chemical pool I've concocted for us
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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found an old drawing I never offloaded
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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A dozen ancient champions from the First Dynasty await my instruction to materialize and cut you to pieces.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Walking up to people in mercenary stance to discuss the current weather
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s important to take time sifting through the alluvial soil to find the most nutritious posts
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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You have to separate the cash from the cashier
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Chewing the fat with the family is all well and good until someone starts snarling and the whole pack gets too aggressive
December 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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you shouldn't talk politics this thanksgiving. in fact you shouldn't talk at all. your entire family should be eating in complete silence
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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After 200 years, this eBay seller still hand crafts their full description the old fashioned way
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I would have been a doctor but the hippocratic oath is too sentimental
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM