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Circling a drain
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The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said
No offence man but we’re all kinda tired of you yelling “No one could possibly defeat me!” at every opportunity in the hopes of attracting a worthy adversary
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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saw some random guys doing this exact thing behind a strip mall today
just kept walking
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you put things just out of my reach it will only serve to stimulate my vision and build on my upper body strength
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My friend always has to sprinkle herself in thyme and rosemary every weekend in the hopes she might end up baked in a pie
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Night sky report
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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me and my buddy are doing a somber version of feliz navidad with minor chords and kind of a funeral military march drumbeat. it's about society and the current moment
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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blue jay #birds
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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straight up critter
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Currently being torn apart by virtues in the desert, but it's chill.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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i’m chillen in my structure
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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taking acid and playing wii tennis for 12 hours straight
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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trade offer: these are mine. you can't have these
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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personal trainer told me walking circles around something imbues it with power
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I'm sort of experiencing the benefits of a kind of universal energy I call "Oif", which you can learn all about in my new book "Beyond Paradigms: Entering the Age of Oif"
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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raarr
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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my whole family just washed down the same storm drain
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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The moon Callisto has a hollow interior inhabited by ape people, reptilians, grays, cromagnon transplants, ghost orbs, insectoids, lava monsters, automotons, elfs, wise energy clouds, mummies, and so on.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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A single line poem
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I have an irrational fear of bloodthirsty zombinoid creatures from beyond
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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The unknown device has been disconnected.
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM