Busiaco
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if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
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elf lady: but I cannot love him for he is mortal and I eternal. Unless I should break my oath to my father and forsake my immortality we cannot be wed. Oh but I would be reviled among my people. Please gods give me guidance!
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
elf lady: but I cannot love him for he is mortal and I eternal. Unless I should break my oath to my father and forsake my immortality we cannot be wed. Oh but I would be reviled among my people. Please gods give me guidance!
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
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Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trapped in the vast unknowable, crystal-lit honeycombs.
The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
On second thought, I don't want my body to be a crucial source of nutrients for my brood as they hatch. I'm outta here. Good luck though, haha.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
On second thought, I don't want my body to be a crucial source of nutrients for my brood as they hatch. I'm outta here. Good luck though, haha.
Arch-villains be like, "The Epochal Hero would never kill Navrey Night-Eyes to obtain her enchanted silk which is stronger than steel. And even if she did smite that dread spider, she wouldn't find the only ghoul tailor in the realm who is able to sew the silk into lava-proof boots."
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Arch-villains be like, "The Epochal Hero would never kill Navrey Night-Eyes to obtain her enchanted silk which is stronger than steel. And even if she did smite that dread spider, she wouldn't find the only ghoul tailor in the realm who is able to sew the silk into lava-proof boots."
I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
City watch hacked another centaur to pieces in the streets. They claimed he was brandishing a loaded crossbow. Turned out to be a large dumpling which was so delicious that he wanted to show it off.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
City watch hacked another centaur to pieces in the streets. They claimed he was brandishing a loaded crossbow. Turned out to be a large dumpling which was so delicious that he wanted to show it off.
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consulting my sapient ring and it refuses to tap its well of knowledge until I get it some silver polish
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
consulting my sapient ring and it refuses to tap its well of knowledge until I get it some silver polish
Victorious night watchmen learn who goes there first and then ask it aloud with rhetorical irony, while defeated night watchmen ask who goes there first and then seek to find out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Victorious night watchmen learn who goes there first and then ask it aloud with rhetorical irony, while defeated night watchmen ask who goes there first and then seek to find out.
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Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
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Bro your spiritual lattice has been shattered
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bro your spiritual lattice has been shattered
The Goddess of Shrubs caused my body to be covered in rash and perforated by thorns. It sucks but I do deserve it due to my behavior.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Goddess of Shrubs caused my body to be covered in rash and perforated by thorns. It sucks but I do deserve it due to my behavior.
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What are you planning to hatch from those giant pulsating eggs?
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What are you planning to hatch from those giant pulsating eggs?
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So, who are you in league with these days?
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So, who are you in league with these days?