Busiaco
@busia.co
Yes, I hear the bone-chilling screams too, but I'm not going to fall for another one of his "boy who cried 'my guts are being liquefied by a giant spider'" pranks.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yes, I hear the bone-chilling screams too, but I'm not going to fall for another one of his "boy who cried 'my guts are being liquefied by a giant spider'" pranks.
I'm not saying you can't enter the city. Of course we let elves into the city. I'm just saying you might feel safer somewhere else.
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I'm not saying you can't enter the city. Of course we let elves into the city. I'm just saying you might feel safer somewhere else.
The practice of setting prices based on a customer's charisma has a long and celebrated history that often goes unacknowledged by the dump-statted youth of today, writes Rich Silvertongue of the Shopkeeper's Guild in a persuasive editorial.
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The practice of setting prices based on a customer's charisma has a long and celebrated history that often goes unacknowledged by the dump-statted youth of today, writes Rich Silvertongue of the Shopkeeper's Guild in a persuasive editorial.
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Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲
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Banished from the grand library of mages for trying to be helpful. It took me ages to re-shelve the scrolls in order of yellowment
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Banished from the grand library of mages for trying to be helpful. It took me ages to re-shelve the scrolls in order of yellowment
Cautionary foreword of the Spellbook of Irritating Breeze:
we put up with wind because it's natural but if a person was doing it to you you'd be like, alright you better knock it off
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Cautionary foreword of the Spellbook of Irritating Breeze:
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Jester coming out without the hat with bells on it to critical confusion. But the other jesters love it. A real jesters jester
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Jester coming out without the hat with bells on it to critical confusion. But the other jesters love it. A real jesters jester
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hit black ice with the siege engine and skidded into the moat
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
hit black ice with the siege engine and skidded into the moat
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I love to unwind after a long day of being carried around in my bejeweled solar palanquin by taking some time to be carried around in my ornate lunar palanquin
February 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love to unwind after a long day of being carried around in my bejeweled solar palanquin by taking some time to be carried around in my ornate lunar palanquin
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-2 penalty to all wife checks due to crude/makeshift wife
February 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM
-2 penalty to all wife checks due to crude/makeshift wife
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"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration
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ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ha, don’t worry too much about it, but maybe try not to bring up the all-powerful amulet at dinner - bit of a sensitive topic between the missus and I still
I shrunk myself and entered your cranium via your ear, and plumbed your lobes until I discovered the locus of lesser retrospection. There I rerouted certain axons to induce a brief fugue. It took me four hundred years and many fatal errors to learn this skill. But sure, call it a "brain fart."
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I shrunk myself and entered your cranium via your ear, and plumbed your lobes until I discovered the locus of lesser retrospection. There I rerouted certain axons to induce a brief fugue. It took me four hundred years and many fatal errors to learn this skill. But sure, call it a "brain fart."
You brought me the Sword of Correctitude when I requested the Sword of Compassion? (Sword of Correctitude glows) The sword acknowledges your error. Please place your head upon the block.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You brought me the Sword of Correctitude when I requested the Sword of Compassion? (Sword of Correctitude glows) The sword acknowledges your error. Please place your head upon the block.
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Ok well maybe don’t massage my venom glands if you don’t like my toxic secretions
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok well maybe don’t massage my venom glands if you don’t like my toxic secretions
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
My friend, who is a giant, throws back handfuls of conquistadors and cracks open their plate armor with his molars like sunflower seeds. I said, they don't want to be eaten, that's why they slash at your tongue and gums. I don't think he heard me though, way up there.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My friend, who is a giant, throws back handfuls of conquistadors and cracks open their plate armor with his molars like sunflower seeds. I said, they don't want to be eaten, that's why they slash at your tongue and gums. I don't think he heard me though, way up there.
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Yeah I looked at it *eyes bulging, arm turning into a bundle of tentacles, teeth growing all over my body* so what
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yeah I looked at it *eyes bulging, arm turning into a bundle of tentacles, teeth growing all over my body* so what