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brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2m

there are so many nudes in what's hot classic tonight. nature is healing

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1h

so many people use sharp knives to cut avocados in their hands, couldn't be me

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 3h

oh is a yachtball happening

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 4h

got a free trail cam from work and I'm thinking about setting it up in the backyard

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 4h

having one mosquito bite is so annoying

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 10h

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dying and melting sack of shit fascist president lol

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 6h

looks comfy

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 6h

the handle of my lunch bag got caught on the handle of the break room coffee pot & dragged it onto the counter where it cracked in half. Fml

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 11h

a hummingbird got into the warehouse and died, I'm not a big omen person but that probably has to be a bad one

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 12h

(sees someone washing their hands) heh...you really believe all that stuff?

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 13h

forgot my stupid little tuna cracker pack that I was going to eat on my break 😔🔫

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 14h

fell for it again award

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 16h

today is simply perfect. no notes

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

apparently these ladies are going viral for being based pro antifa resist libs

picture of shaq wearing glasses & a purple vest and a light purple shirt with text:

"I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game."

-shaq to christian wood after his 27-point performance vs the spurs

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

do the ds9 empok nor episodes count as bottle episodes, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages of heated debate

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

seeing brian cox in a movie and saying "whoa that's the mcdonalds commercial guy"

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

kitchen smoke alarm went off while I'm listening to tangerine dream and I wasn't sure if it was part of the music at first

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

listening to the radio is cool because they'll play a good song and then one that sucks so bad you're like "wow this fucking sucks"

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 1d

kid at the bus stop dropped a hot cheeto on the ground and then stepped on it like he was putting out a cigarette butt

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

been watching this one woodworking guy's videos lately and when I got the latest issue of popular woodworking magazine the other day they had an article by him in there. but I'm sure that's just a coincidence

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

eating some bread and butter and I totally get why every european ate this and nothing else for pretty much every meal until like 100 years ago

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

the korean war isnt officially over so that's basically what happened

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

I got the nobel prize for posting this year but it was for some posts from 2018

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 2d

everyone knows stuff that sucks can actually be good, but according to my school of thought "craptimism" the stuff that sucks is actually better than stuff that's good

brian @onioncereal.bsky.social · 3d

going to bed early but in an ironic way