starting a rival pizza place where I tell people "you want it fast? go to pizza express. but here we're all about doing things the right way, even if it takes a little longer"
Pizza Express; Maipú 380, 3580873 Linares, Maule, Chile https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-35.8473836%2C-71.59847479999999&query_place_id=ChIJ3Tsu1Wf1ZZYRMr_0ktNCtXA
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
starting a rival pizza place where I tell people "you want it fast? go to pizza express. but here we're all about doing things the right way, even if it takes a little longer"
in the famous rayman urinal ad they should have put rayman's junk at the one next to him because it floats like the rest of his body segments
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
in the famous rayman urinal ad they should have put rayman's junk at the one next to him because it floats like the rest of his body segments
uncut gems 2 where he has a bandage on his face and other characters are like I heard you got shot in the face, and he's like yeah, but it's fine now
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
uncut gems 2 where he has a bandage on his face and other characters are like I heard you got shot in the face, and he's like yeah, but it's fine now
most relatable george costanza moment is when he's trying to get the frogger machine and he's like if I don't do this, that's it for me
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
most relatable george costanza moment is when he's trying to get the frogger machine and he's like if I don't do this, that's it for me
yeah lemme get a turkey and provolone on dunch crunch
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
yeah lemme get a turkey and provolone on dunch crunch
depending on how you pronounce it olivia nuzzi's last name could be bulletproof evidence for nominative determinism
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
depending on how you pronounce it olivia nuzzi's last name could be bulletproof evidence for nominative determinism
my life would be so much better if someone got me a big cutting board
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
my life would be so much better if someone got me a big cutting board
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
today was the busiest day of the week, very annoying
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
today was the busiest day of the week, very annoying
managed to get the mechanism for the recording head on the wire recorder wiggled loose enough to move up and down properly, that was really the only mechanical issue I could find. now I have to replace all the capacitors and that might not be so easy
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
managed to get the mechanism for the recording head on the wire recorder wiggled loose enough to move up and down properly, that was really the only mechanical issue I could find. now I have to replace all the capacitors and that might not be so easy
been trying to find videos of people working on wire recorders by the same manufacturer as the one I have and so far the most promising one is a two parter by this guy who performs with a puppet (dog or maybe wolf) instead of appearing onscreen, you gotta respect it
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
been trying to find videos of people working on wire recorders by the same manufacturer as the one I have and so far the most promising one is a two parter by this guy who performs with a puppet (dog or maybe wolf) instead of appearing onscreen, you gotta respect it
always funny to watch something or hear a song for the first time and be like oh that's what so and so's twitter bio is from
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
always funny to watch something or hear a song for the first time and be like oh that's what so and so's twitter bio is from
those windshield garfields with suction cups are a type of labubu
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
those windshield garfields with suction cups are a type of labubu
scrolling what's hot classic
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
scrolling what's hot classic
this mf isnt air ride equipped 🫵😂
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this mf isnt air ride equipped 🫵😂
I'm sure you didn't make a mistake man, it was just another extremely convoluted computer glitch that only ever happens to you
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm sure you didn't make a mistake man, it was just another extremely convoluted computer glitch that only ever happens to you
getting pissed off is like breathing to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
getting pissed off is like breathing to me
maybe the sauce that the crayon buried was right here all along
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
maybe the sauce that the crayon buried was right here all along
do the companies from those ads for impossible ai generated clothing just take the money and run or do they actually send you a crappy shirt that doesn't look like the picture
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
do the companies from those ads for impossible ai generated clothing just take the money and run or do they actually send you a crappy shirt that doesn't look like the picture
there should be a holiday where you just eat a big meal with your family for people who get too stressed out by friendsgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
there should be a holiday where you just eat a big meal with your family for people who get too stressed out by friendsgiving
joy division is good but you have to admit the guy sounds like a sesame street character
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
joy division is good but you have to admit the guy sounds like a sesame street character
if anyone has one of these that they don't want let me know
A copy of the first Superman issue, unearthed by three brothers cleaning out their late mother’s attic, netted $9.12 million this month at a Texas auction house which says it is the most expensive comic book ever sold.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a rare Superman comic book! And it fetched $9.12M!
A copy of the first Superman issue, unearthed by a trio of brothers cleaning out their late mother’s attic, netted $9.12 million at a Texas auction house which says it is the most expensive comic book ever sold.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
if anyone has one of these that they don't want let me know
been dumping leftover granola bar crumbs into my yogurt and it's pretty nice. someone should make a yogurt that comes with granola, maybe in a separate compartment so it doesn't get soggy
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
been dumping leftover granola bar crumbs into my yogurt and it's pretty nice. someone should make a yogurt that comes with granola, maybe in a separate compartment so it doesn't get soggy
clicked on a real estate listing for a house in a nearby semi rural area that had obvious, extensive fire damage in the photo because I knew it would be funny and I was right: almost half a mil lol
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
clicked on a real estate listing for a house in a nearby semi rural area that had obvious, extensive fire damage in the photo because I knew it would be funny and I was right: almost half a mil lol
don't like how companies have figured out they can pay influencers to make tv ads for them instead of doing a real one. just spend like 200k on a commercial man come on
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
don't like how companies have figured out they can pay influencers to make tv ads for them instead of doing a real one. just spend like 200k on a commercial man come on