I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
someone stole the pipe thing that this hawk was standing next to so now the whole building doesn't have any water. I'm not going to tell them about the hawk though
the other day I read that the guy who invented vaseline lived to be like 100 years old and he credited it to eating vaseline every day. and I think this is probably the funniest thing you can do if you invent something and also live to be 100
buying a plastic speed square was such a genius move because I dropped it on my foot like 5 times today, if I had used one of my metal ones I'd be telling a different story
one of the watchmakers I follow on youtube hasn't made a video in almost a year but he just posted an 80 minute lecture about the history of natural jewel bearings
