Gregory Possum-Friend
@possumacquainter.bsky.social
weary papa
what's incredible about this image is that i can hand a hot dog to my son while looking at a beautiful wife who loves me. even in 2025. the only difference is that when i do it am thinking about Woke Pronoun
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what's incredible about this image is that i can hand a hot dog to my son while looking at a beautiful wife who loves me. even in 2025. the only difference is that when i do it am thinking about Woke Pronoun
wife is currently prepping for thanksgiving by playing the Linda Belcher Thanksgiving Song on Tuesday night
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
wife is currently prepping for thanksgiving by playing the Linda Belcher Thanksgiving Song on Tuesday night
I just heard one of my 4-year-olds say "huhhhh!" to the other one and the second one say "what's that 'huhhhh'? is that from something?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I just heard one of my 4-year-olds say "huhhhh!" to the other one and the second one say "what's that 'huhhhh'? is that from something?"
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The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
As we are now T minus 3.5 days from Thanksgiving, if you need to deploy Operation Avoid The Boundary Tramplers, tonight is when you post where they snoop about a headache or a queasy kid, or a funny noise from your car, or your pet acting strange, or a serious work issue or an unexpected paper.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
some guy made a "Thanksgiving Carol" that sounds like Edward Sharpe trying to create an Annual Royalties Meal Ticket after the rest of the Magnetic Zeroes divorced him, and the kids keep asking me to play it. I keep telling them my phone can't play it, i guess only mama's phone can
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
some guy made a "Thanksgiving Carol" that sounds like Edward Sharpe trying to create an Annual Royalties Meal Ticket after the rest of the Magnetic Zeroes divorced him, and the kids keep asking me to play it. I keep telling them my phone can't play it, i guess only mama's phone can
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getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
me working with acrylics in the basement: "these are all just water-based, so it's not a big deal if there's not great ventilation down here"
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
me working with oil paints in the basement: "if you read the studies, most scientists actually think we're not inhaling ENOUGH turpentine,
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when i make it, they call it General Greg's Chicken
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
a lady at my church heard i liked to paint miniatures so she gave me an old paint set her son abandoned at her house years ago. yes it's Army Painter's old line but we're Unitarians, i think you gotta convert to Eastern Orthdox or something to get free AK Interactives inks
John Popper: "and then i thought, in this part of the song, i could do a harmonica solo"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
John Popper: "and then i thought, in this part of the song, i could do a harmonica solo"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
other guy in Blues Traveler: "right. because you know how to play the harmonica"
John Popper: "exactly. no point in not adding a harmonica solo, midway through the song, since i know how to play the harmonica"
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me: "i give that jawa.. a nine-point-three out of ten. know who i am? a TUSKEN RATER! ha ha ha"
my contact George de Mohrenschildt, mandated by the CIA to pretend he's my friend: "ha ha that's so funny man"
my contact George de Mohrenschildt, mandated by the CIA to pretend he's my friend: "ha ha that's so funny man"
October 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
me: "i give that jawa.. a nine-point-three out of ten. know who i am? a TUSKEN RATER! ha ha ha"
my contact George de Mohrenschildt, mandated by the CIA to pretend he's my friend: "ha ha that's so funny man"
my contact George de Mohrenschildt, mandated by the CIA to pretend he's my friend: "ha ha that's so funny man"
this is in no way a pro-Bolsonaro account, so it pains me to have give him a big man-to-man "that's what's up" about fucking up badly and burning himself with a soldering iron while trying to commit a crime
Former president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro, has been under house arrest for plotting a coup and assassinations of the president, vice president and chief justice.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
He used a soldering iron on his ankle monitor and lied about that. Burn marks on its circumference betrayed him.
Now, he's in custody.
HE TRIED TO GET IT OFF USING A WELDER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE’S SO DUMB, HOW WAS HE ONCE PRESIDENT OMG
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
this is in no way a pro-Bolsonaro account, so it pains me to have give him a big man-to-man "that's what's up" about fucking up badly and burning himself with a soldering iron while trying to commit a crime
my kid apparently learned about Spin The Bottle from a Babysitters Club book. that's it, no more reading in this house. from now on you are only allowed to play Doom and watch Bela Tarr movies
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my kid apparently learned about Spin The Bottle from a Babysitters Club book. that's it, no more reading in this house. from now on you are only allowed to play Doom and watch Bela Tarr movies
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imagine the utopia we'd live in if all the tech stuff were even half as good as VLC
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
imagine the utopia we'd live in if all the tech stuff were even half as good as VLC
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sometimes you gotta paint a little guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sometimes you gotta paint a little guy
it was "green day" in my kid's class last week (everyone wears green) so i played Green Day's "Holiday" on the way to school, and due to multiple subsequent requests/mix-ups with the kids requesting "Holiday," my 4-year-olds now love Weezer's "Holiday," which they are now singing loudly in the bath
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it was "green day" in my kid's class last week (everyone wears green) so i played Green Day's "Holiday" on the way to school, and due to multiple subsequent requests/mix-ups with the kids requesting "Holiday," my 4-year-olds now love Weezer's "Holiday," which they are now singing loudly in the bath
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I think the worst general category of little thing to find on your floor is "little thing that looks like it's part of something"
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think the worst general category of little thing to find on your floor is "little thing that looks like it's part of something"
snickers bar
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
snickers bar
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In the Plurb, we all fam
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In the Plurb, we all fam
at one point when i was building onto our Louisville house, I was removing vinyl siding from the back porch, and - seeing some wood had rotted away - I was trying to figure out what exactly was keeping the porch roof attached to the house. Eventually I realized: it was the siding. Load-bearing vinyl
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
at one point when i was building onto our Louisville house, I was removing vinyl siding from the back porch, and - seeing some wood had rotted away - I was trying to figure out what exactly was keeping the porch roof attached to the house. Eventually I realized: it was the siding. Load-bearing vinyl
imagining a version of The West Wing where the president is from Oklahoma but no one in the show appears to think it's weird that he always pronounces it Oklahooma
It's still so funny to me that Sorkin made an imaginary Perfect President who was supposed to be the height of intellectual rigor but mispronounced the capital of the state he was from
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
imagining a version of The West Wing where the president is from Oklahoma but no one in the show appears to think it's weird that he always pronounces it Oklahooma
wife is watching Ghost for the first time and talking about the possibility that i may have been dead for the last few years. i angrily pointed out that i come up behind her and wrap my arms around her way more than Swayze does in the movie. but: not sure what that proves, re: my vivularity
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
wife is watching Ghost for the first time and talking about the possibility that i may have been dead for the last few years. i angrily pointed out that i come up behind her and wrap my arms around her way more than Swayze does in the movie. but: not sure what that proves, re: my vivularity
a nice thing about having a cat adopted from a kill shelter is that whenever I feel bad about her having to share a house with four extremely loud hyperkinetic human children, i can always be like "well but the alternative was being euthanized at age one. so this aint bad for a 16yo cat"
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
a nice thing about having a cat adopted from a kill shelter is that whenever I feel bad about her having to share a house with four extremely loud hyperkinetic human children, i can always be like "well but the alternative was being euthanized at age one. so this aint bad for a 16yo cat"
overheard my kids discussing our cat's Powers, and they seem to have come up with:
- eating
- scratching
- blinking
- eating
- scratching
- blinking
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
overheard my kids discussing our cat's Powers, and they seem to have come up with:
- eating
- scratching
- blinking
- eating
- scratching
- blinking