eli yudin
@eliyudin.com
comedian :( also @whatatimepod.bsky.social instagram.com/yahootoolbar twitch.tv/pig_dog
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
parents will pack up two cookies like they’re soil samples from Chernobyl
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
parents will pack up two cookies like they’re soil samples from Chernobyl
“hey man have you been going to the gym? the one that does really illegal surgeries in the back room?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“hey man have you been going to the gym? the one that does really illegal surgeries in the back room?”
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i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.
Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
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Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
i love how the gov’t is spying on every aspect of our lives 24/7 but when you have to ask them for anything they’re like “we’ve never heard of you?? in fact some of the guys in our office think you might be simply some sort of trick of the light?? à la Pepper’s Ghost? fax us 8 years of tax returns”
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i love how the gov’t is spying on every aspect of our lives 24/7 but when you have to ask them for anything they’re like “we’ve never heard of you?? in fact some of the guys in our office think you might be simply some sort of trick of the light?? à la Pepper’s Ghost? fax us 8 years of tax returns”
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
if you get up early there’s so much more of the day to be tired for!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
if you get up early there’s so much more of the day to be tired for!
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
i forgot what i was going to put here
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i forgot what i was going to put here
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parents’ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parents’ tv? motion smoothing on? that’s like the 70mm of crime procedurals
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
i don’t know enough about the NBA to write about it but if i did? you better believe i’d have a column named Double Drivel
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i don’t know enough about the NBA to write about it but if i did? you better believe i’d have a column named Double Drivel
getting my shit wrecked in tarkov www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
getting my shit wrecked in tarkov www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
how fucked up things are
you can’t have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
put my oregon trail stream on youtube if you need some soothing background noise (where a child contracts typhoid repeatedly) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZN...
Oregon Trail Absolutely Demolished By Bald Teacher
YouTube video by Pigdog
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
put my oregon trail stream on youtube if you need some soothing background noise (where a child contracts typhoid repeatedly) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZN...
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
bulb asar
to: [email protected]
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
bulb asar
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
bulb asar
to: [email protected]
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose?
from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]
bulb asar
the frustration the epstein investigators must have felt having to go through thousands of emails of old men sending each other entire copy/pasted WSJ articles with broken formatting
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the frustration the epstein investigators must have felt having to go through thousands of emails of old men sending each other entire copy/pasted WSJ articles with broken formatting
what’s up with all the emails coming from “jeevacation” anyways. like did they only ever crack his alt OOO email? def feels like these were all tapped out haphazardly on an iphone
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
what’s up with all the emails coming from “jeevacation” anyways. like did they only ever crack his alt OOO email? def feels like these were all tapped out haphazardly on an iphone
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
i don’t know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i don’t know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
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"We're the Neopets on a long forgotten account of God" - @eliyudin.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"We're the Neopets on a long forgotten account of God" - @eliyudin.com