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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 1d

i actually had all this stuff on my 2025 bingo card. you guys suck at 2025 bingo

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 2d

downside to being a FUNNYMAN is apparently some people thought my layoff post was a bit

it was not unfortunately!! unemployed effective immediately!! lmk if you want to pay me to write anything etc

and check out @whatatimepod.bsky.social and watch me on twitch w/ ur nerd ass www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

i am by no means a baseball fan but i don’t know how anyone can hate a game that has friends explaining to me “that is Big Dumper. he always looks like he’s about to cry, he has hit 1 million home runs, and we must contain his power if we have any hope of winning.”

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 3d

I love the spirit of this question (and the specific endorsement of Eli’s special! There is so much great comedy being performed and recorded now but a lot of it is falling through the cracks because of so much high profile garbage! (A lot of good stuff is thriving too!)

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 4d

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 4d

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

youtu.be

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 3d

Whoa i’m so glad you enjoyed it I am a big fan of your writing!!

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

iggy’s in the trazo zone

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

LiquidGlass_byCRY0DRAGONv2.rar ass OS

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 7d

iOS 26 sucks so much ass it feels like I downloaded this shit in a 7zip off deviantart

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

Proudly wearing my merch from the Saudi Arabi-Ha! Comedy Festival

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

Conspiracy theories are getting so weird and specific. It’s not like “the moon landing was fake” it’s like “in the basement of the White House there is a magical tree that bears golden fruit containing the power of the gods”. They all sound like side quests from Fallout

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

Tonight I played the prestigious role of “Bird 2” in @jeremykaplowitz.com and @philjamesson.com script “Chronicles of Trevor” and folks it’s very funny. I also drank 4 non-alcoholic beers. What a night

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

I told you about my new Saudi Arabian fast fashion line in confidence Josh

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

I had never heard of this and it’s insane. Like you just think that all sci-fi stuff is real but it’s in a secret bunker

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

Hell yeah dude that’s awesome to hear! Good wife good husband please enjoy!!

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 10d

How do you see a business name like this and not immediately know that is a scam. “Your password requires two uppercase letters” ass name

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 11d

This is very funny

eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 23

MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 11d

Women always say they want a nice guy. But then when you talk to them you figure out what they really want: to spread the news about their site where you can purchase cheap Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 13d

I am live now vote on game in chat

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 13d

twitch has informed me this week is my "streamerversary" which is a bit of a forced portmanteau but regardless it seems like a good excuse to do a night stream at 8 eastern tonight. Dark Souls? Marvel Rivals? Who knows www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14d

Yeah that was the weirdest thing, this is like the world’s worst heirloom guitar. I’d get it if it was like a cheapo kid’s guitar

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15d

if you can believe it we have also added the wonderful @eliyudin.com to this show. it's going to be like watching television but you can reach out and touch all of the characters (not encouraged). if you live in or around nyc you must come to the show this Saturday caveat.nyc/events/chron...

stand-up comedy from ELI YUDIN september 27 @ caveat

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 15d

live dark souls 3! www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

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ballad of horrible man the french bulldog - first time ds3 playthrough

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 17d

A sports branded acoustic guitar has such bad vibes. Sneaking away to a basement mancave from a BBQ of the world’s driest burgers because the wife suggested you’d had enough to drink ass instrument

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