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Drew Magary

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Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I'm just here for a good time. Signal: @drewmagary84

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · Apr 11

Here’s a pinned post where you can find all of my work, starting with my day jobs.

Defector (with all my former Deadspin friends):
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SFGATE: www.sfgate.com/author/drew-...

The Distraction pod: art19.com/shows/the-di...

Drew Magary | Defector

Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 4h

Went to prison!

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14h

I was real close to going there before hitting the backspace

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14h

Wait the Mariners have a dugout trident? Go Ms. Go Ms forever

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14h

Still pure gold this scene youtu.be/4W5KhfJHF_4?...

Why Am I Mr. Pink? - Reservoir Dogs (8/12) Movie CLIP (1992) HD

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

Yup. Both are all-timers

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

(But tip your servers)

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

If you can, please try to read this post in Mr. Brown’s voice. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah! She should have gone with my way!

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deez driven design @thehippo.dev · 15h

She was actually saying “amortized” because she’s getting into finance

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

No I’m just annoyed at how tortured a pun it is now.

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h

Meantime this song remains flawless. youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?...

Alice In Chains - Would? (Official HD Video)

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 16h

I had to correct this review because I thought “ah!-matized” was a play on “traumatized” when it’s actually a play on “dickmatized,” which is itself a play on “hypnotized.” I now hate this song. Zero stars to Taylor Swift. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."

Reposted by Drew Magary

lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 18h

second biggest reunion of the year

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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 18h

Some CAPITAL-J Journalism from @drewmagary.bsky.social this afternoon on @sfgate.com 👇 sfgate.com/sf-culture/article/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-wood-21089300.php?mrfhud=true

Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17h

I reviewed the song Tay wrote about Travis Kelce’s hog! www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."

Reposted by Drew Magary

Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 18h

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com.

The paywall is also down:

Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described...

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 18h

Diana got the goods on Tyreek Hill and it ain’t pretty

Defector @defector.com · 18h

Two months later, on July 12, the couple were in the area of Bristol, Conn., staying at a hotel. Hill had been yelling at Vaccaro all day because "she was not doing what he wanted her to do," the document said. Inside their hotel room, with some of Hill's other children and family waiting in the lobby, Vaccaro told Hill that she didn't want to go out because she was pregnant and didn't feel well. Hill responded by picking up Vaccaro's phone and throwing it at her face. He then "threw a punch and tried to hit her pregnant stomach, but she deflected it," the document said. Hill also "ripped at her hair and pulled some hair out, then grabbed her purse and flung it across the room," the record said.

Vaccaro was very far along in her pregnancy in November of 2024, when the couple along with some family were at their Sunny Isles Beach, Fla., condominium getting ready to leave for a Dolphins game. Hill got angry with Vaccaro while they were in the bedroom, with the rest of their family in the living area, and spat in her face, the document said. She gave birth to their daughter the next day.

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

Okay but I don’t live in MA so I’m safe

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

“Do you think you could eat 500 gummy bears in a sitting?” FUNBAG!
defector.com/warning-the-...

WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL | Defector

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

I didn’t say they’d SUCCEED in losing more quietly

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Defector @defector.com · 20h

WARNING! The worst announcer in pro basketball has come for the NFL: defector.com/warning-the-...

WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL | Defector

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking…

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

That’s the problem

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

I don't think they're trying to save their season so much as play it out without people constantly noticing how awful they are

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20h

Today's FUNBAG serves as a public warning that Eric Collins is coming to ruin football. defector.com/warning-the-...

WARNING! The Worst Announcer In Pro Basketball Has Come For The NFL | Defector

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...

Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 21h

Oh wow, the Browns traded Joe Flacco! That opens a potential door for Shedeur Sanders to fetch Dillon Gabriel's dry cleaning!