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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple") plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 5d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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Helena's Innie 🇬🇭🇨🇦🇺🇸 @canadianic.bsky.social · 8h

More people should do this—especially with shows starring women, POC, etc that may be passed over at a first glance of a photo of the cast. Plus if it doesn't get picked up, we know who to blame *pitchfork emoji*

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 5d

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15h

thinking about having a kid just so that if anyone makes fun of me i can say "i'm a father"

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 16h

Opinion: There Are No Good Candidates In The NYC Mayoral Race

Guest Column by: 34-Year-Old Guy Who Has Really Progressive Values But Happened To Go To The Same High School As Zohran Mamdani And Lost A Part In The School Play To Him In 2008 (He's Still Mad About It, Clearly)

"To me, politics is the world's stage. The world's theatre, perhaps, one could say, even. In fact, I am saying it here in this article I am writing for the newspaper. But however,"

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 1d

Full episode with Aaron Thorpe: youtu.be/GDdVAb-bSfw

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

more clips! more clips!

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 1d

United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

i've never been to therapy and i've never done drugs but only because if i started talking about my feelings or smoking weed, it would ruin my body's perfectly balanced ecosystem of stress and anxiety that gives me my killer drive/insomnia

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

"Jeremy looks like he's filming an IRA video but for gimmick podcasts"

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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 15d

Retired Dental Hygienist Misses Scent of Blood

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

i've actually gotten that too lol

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

it's nice to hear, it's just like all these things are not really up to me lol

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

"you should be on Dropout" is the new "you should be on SNL" for me where people essentially comment on my stuff like "hey have you tried winning the lottery?"

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

so are people turning on this website now? i just want a place where i can show people my stupid little art projects

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

it's so important roughly every 50 years or so to fake your own death so you can begin life anew and avoid suspicions that you might be an immortal Time Freak

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

those of you who are 200+, please share your advice for people who are just entering their 100s

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

this was the top quora answer tbh

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

that's what i think too

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2d

what do you think is the most racist animal?

Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 2d

NEW QUORATORS w/ AARON THORPE!

→ Could a chimp become president someday?

→ What large dog guard breeds are big enough and strong enough to deal with a full-grown criminal?

→ Why do white Westerners love to eat pork, an illegal animal?

GO LISTEN! youtu.be/GDdVAb-bSfw

Beast War w/ Aaron Thorpe // Quorators Full Episode

YouTube video by Quorators

youtu.be

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

eva un

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

ze womannnnn cann never pilotttttt ze eva 01

old french clown being interviewed by hillary clinton

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

another classic case of "oh so it's bad to like bad things but good to like good things?! make up your mind!"

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 3d

if you believe this, you legitimately need to log off. libs of tiktok *goes on the news and shares peoples' real names.*

i'm sorry that your feelings got hurt because you posted something tremendously stupid online. that is not equivalent to having needles mailed to your place of work

skeet saying, "the louvre of bluesky is libs of tiktok for leftists and it's embarrassing that anything they say has a large footprint here"

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d

what's that? another clip?!

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

a valued member of the party

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

good shit

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

can't tell if this is positive or negative but i'm sharing it anyway

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 4d

here is another clip. it's also in portrait mode. shouts out to all the mobile users out there. y'all are true sickos!

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