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@binp.bsky.social

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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1h

i tried for months before bsky existed but it's just so ass

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 1h

it sure is

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 1h

chip dinner

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

you would also try The Flavor

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

imagine if you dropped an airborne tablet (the fake cold medicine stuff) into a vodka soda

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

it looks pretty fucked up

the mike's and the gatorade combined to form an orange/grey liquid

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

it is certainly interesting. not mind-blowing, like the post suggests, but i'm also a beverage sensory panelist at my job, and you have to try some pretty heinous stuff to do that

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

100% with you

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

i've mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call "the flavor because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like "there's a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor" but when you go to open the door there's no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it's the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

okay folks, enough drama. let's have some fun

a quirk works glass, in front of a bottle of lime cucumber gatorade and a tall boy of mike's harder cranberry

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

chris did, and that's it. he also constantly got banned for threatening the accounts in question

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

the subject of this subskeet followed a placeholder account made by the heritage foundation with no posts, so it's pretty obvious they're lying anyways

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

if you're funny enough to pull it off, you wouldn't be bothered by getting yelled at about it anyways

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

people have gotten chased off of twitter for less, of course it's gonna happen here

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

it is extremely tough to believe that any moderately experienced bsky/twitter user is only now discovering that most users will get mad at you for hatefollowing bigots

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 2h

alt account or use a feed? i don't think this is savant social media stuff

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 4h

also this was kinda reassuring to watch, not as someone who is not taking hormones but as someone who hates receiving and administering shots

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 4h

this image is so much funnier with my lore

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 4h

suns fan 🫵

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Bane Jirkin @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 5h

The "lie": it's being shut down because people don't like that ceo jay follows transphobes

The truth: it's being shut down because people don't like that coo rose follows the transphobe and general bigotry org

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 5h

they are almost literally begging the question

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🔮Orb Ponderer🔮 @orbboss.bsky.social · 5h

It is very difficult to be a shittier platform than Twitter is right now but Bluesky will certainly fucking try.

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 13h

we need to see the hog-on-hog crime statistics

Dawn of the Paul Riddell @kyloboomhauer.bsky.social · 1d

And fun extra: back when I was in high school, I read about a 3/4-ton sow that guarded a California pot farm. She nearly killed two DEA agents and turned over their car, and they only got out by feeding her weed (she lived for buds) until she passed out.

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boonp @binp.bsky.social · 5h

it's like posting a fb status in 2005 that says "i'm going away forever, don't message me. especially not if you're friends with zach. he lied to you, it's not like that."

okay bitch, then what is the issue with zach?

boonp @binp.bsky.social · 5h

i almost certainly forgot people, but also i will probably block you if you complain about it