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It is very difficult to be a shittier platform than Twitter is right now but Bluesky will certainly fucking try.
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I have thoughts and feelings about current events that federal investigators would not find noteworthy
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The only political platform Americans care about is posting
orbboss.bsky.social
Why not join the Democrats? We have:

- mf named gavin

- mckinsey ai chat bot + beard dlc

- kamala 2???

- Italian (derogatory)
orbboss.bsky.social
Cancer is a motherfucker.
orbboss.bsky.social
TGA has only ever really been about new trailers or announcements. The awards themselves are just something to talk about, but hold as much weight as some YouTube guy's best of lost. If anyone takes them seriously, they're just as embarrassing.
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CCL carrier here! It was so worth it. I've stopped three terrorist mass shootings this year. Everyone clapped and I immediately became the local stud. If we want to prevent mass shootings, more people should bring guns into crowded places.
orbboss.bsky.social
"Anywhere that large crowds gather"

So, who is going to be able to tell this guy if it was worth it? Is he just hoping that someone who stopped a mass shooting is in the comments can vouch
orbboss.bsky.social
Maybe rom hack development will ruin me before global warming will
orbboss.bsky.social
It sucks that I wake up in the morning and look at my phone to find out if my people are still conflicted about if genocide is ok
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Hey, better that than spending the whole game making everyone else be skill monkeys on burros
orbboss.bsky.social
Both Maxed Dex, heavy Wis, and dumped Cha.

Cowboy dumped Str and Int for a bit more Con. I guess he figures he can just murder hobo, typical.

Samurai bolstered Str and Int for 2H and skills. Way cooler, but one hit and he just hemorrhages.
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How many acts of domestic terrorism were initiated via gif. I know it's at least one
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A few hours in and this already feels like the posting sewer I remember