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Opinion: There Are No Good Candidates In The NYC Mayoral Race Guest Column by: 34-Year-Old Guy Who Has Really Progressive Values But Happened To Go To The Same High School As Zohran Mamdani And Lost A Part In The School Play To Him In 2008 (He's Still Mad About It, Clearly) "To me, politics is the world's stage. The world's theatre, perhaps, one could say, even. In fact, I am saying it here in this article I am writing for the newspaper. But however,"
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United States Declares War on Bartender Who Cut Pete Hegseth Off
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 15d
Retired Dental Hygienist Misses Scent of Blood
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 16d
"I'm Charlie Kirk Now" - Republicans React To Trump's Bold Claim
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 17d
Dozens Injured as Violence Erupts Nationwide
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 18d
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I Am Smart (guest column by An Idiot)
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 19d
Normal Person Begins Second Week of Knowing Who Charlie Kirk Is
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 20d
Jerome Powell just dropped HUGE NEWS for people with more Money than You
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 19
I’m a politics nerd. Here’s what my walls are telling me about the 2028 Election
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 6
Masseuse Getting Awfully Close To Butt
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 5
Trump Boosts Average Age of Sexual Partners By Fucking 2,000 Year Old Woman
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 5
Skittles reveal new PUNISHED flavor
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 4
CEO Receives $14 Million Bonus For Not Getting His Dick Stuck In Anything Around The Office In A While
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 1
Justin Timberlake Diagnosed With Justin Timberlake's Disease
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 31
If You Sea Something, Doo Something
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 29
Trump Denies Going to Epstein for Underage Girls: “I only fucked Jeff”
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 24
"Hogan Knows Best" Renewed for 5th Season Hulk Hogan RIP
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 22
Meet The Man Born With Face Blindness For Everything
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 17
Heartbroken Trump Unable To Release Epstein List After Seeing It Includes Mr Bean
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 9
please accept this heartfelt and sincere apology
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 9
Hello Dave. It Is Me Racist Hal 9000. I Can't Let You Open The Pod Bay Doors. Also I Hate Latinos
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 7
It's Time For Teens To Bring Back "The Knockout Game"
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 2
I Just Flew In and My Arms Are NOT Tired. Here are my Macros
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jul 1
WATCH: Beautiful wife DESTROYS husband with facts and logic
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Jun 30
This Man is Going Viral for Shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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