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author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 30

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 6

if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12h

doing some weed microscopy 🌱

a USB microscope set up to look at a flower from a cannabis plant

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18h

nice post about the unfeasible economics of AI, mind if i make it about me?

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23h

ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing

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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 1d

i'd like to give a shoutout to the moon, she's really on her bullshit out there tonight.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

it was too much for me and i watch a looooot of horror movies. but you might like my review letterboxd.com/drewtoothpas...

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

i will never watch a "Time Lapse Video" i already feel like 150 days pass in a matter of minutes. the sun arcs across the sky again and again before i can take a breath. the months chisel new grooves in my face every time i look in the mirror. also they're boring

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 14

MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

2 SKULL'S ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE BUT OTHERWISE THE SAME, COINCIDIENCE? OR METAPHOR???? DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD INVENT A POLITICAL PARTY THAT STOPS THE REPUBLICANS FROM DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME, FROGS SHOULD BEA BLE TO TALK AND SING IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKIN AT THEM, AND YOU CAN GET FROG SIZE HATS FOR THEM AND THE FROG STORE IS UNIONIZED AND THEY SELL FROG HARD HATS MOTHER FUCKER, " - DIDENT HAVE ROOM BUT ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS "FROG FEZ" JUST PICTURE THAT SUCKER IN YOUR MIND BUT ANY HAT IS GOOD. COWBOY HAT IS A CLASSIC FROG HAT. SKI MASK SO THERE EYES AND FROG MOUTH IS STICKEN OUT AND THERE IN FROG BANK ROBBER MODE, KENTUCKY DERBY HAT, THE LIST GOES ON,,, WELL I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE ,HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Robb Grimm aka "Mr. Nintendotapes" @mrnintendotapes.bsky.social · 1d

This review requires a TW
Casual peer abuse (violent Rock, Paper, Scissors match), underage alcohol consumption (it's fine it was at youth group), and me almost falling off a waterfall in front of said youth group.
If you only ever read one thing I write, read this.
superreview.world/reviews/alex...

Alex Kidd in Miracle World — Mr. Nintendotapes

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

"for you?" man i dont even know what's "for me" most of the time and i've been in here since i was born

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

weird and infantilizing: "outdoor bathroom no-no"
normal and empowering: "how to shit in the woods"

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

those of you who are 200+, please share your advice for people who are just entering their 100s

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

Uhhh, no, you can’t have
any of my money... Try
getting a real job, like
inheriting
a big bag
of money.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

hell yeah let's goooo

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

hell yeah

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tom @tom.games · 2d

if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

your computer: Please update your OS

your computer, two days later: Hey please update your OS

your computer, six days later: Hey I have some uhhh... Software stuff is it ok if I install it please

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

you should be able to pick one week a year and sleep through it with no consequences

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

hell yeah

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

DON'T WORRY!!!
it's a lot more fun and surprising to never think about the future at all!

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

let him cook

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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 3d

it's so important to keep some summer in a jar for when it gets cold (oatstraw, chamomile and calendula flower, meadowsweet, catnip, spearmint, skullcap, thyme, lemon balm, lavender and red clover)

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

oh hell yeah great mix

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

roasted some of these peppers, plus tomatoes and garlic for salsa

yellow jalapeno, datil, habanero peppers, some local tomatoes, and homegrown garlic

yellow jalapeno, datil, habanero peppers, some local tomatoes, and homegrown garlic (after roasting)

i immersion blended all the vegetables and it's salsa now

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