Natalie Dee
@nataliedee.bsky.social
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♏️♒️♏️ VT. Design/illustration, ceramics, and tarot. Co-host at GBU + Everything Is Real... Let me whisper weird nothings in your ear. garbagebrainuniversity.com
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You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
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oh hey, it's me, the friend obsessed with this album 😬
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i'd like to give a shoutout to the moon, she's really on her bullshit out there tonight.
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you can also pluck off all of the artifacts of capitalism like burrs when you're in the sticks. DIY on steroids, but so fucking liberating.
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i am a new, completely different person! i can be socially active in ways here that columbus would never let me... we run community events, i was *nominated and elected to a position in town*... it honestly makes me feel like columbus hated me and i didn't realize it. i'm amped you got out!!
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this is what drove andy insane, the constant din. our old neighbor ran his leafblower constantly, constant construction, constant solicitors... don't get me started on never seeing stars. that can't be good for your mental health.
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the gnashing of teeth every time you had to drive anywhere on packed roads, soaking up everyone else's shit vibes while they're rushing around in bad moods with anxiety... yuck. it's not a place for sensitive people.
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that shit takes it out of you! i didn't realize how much psychic damage i was taking by living in the city until i left, and it took probably 6 months before i shook off all of the weird coping mechanisms and fully relaxed. the city makes you tense as hell.
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i've been having kneejerk reactions to people named Al.
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why would you post this in my feed?!
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truer words were never spoken.
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I'm my best self when I'm high as balls, and simply put, I don't like to deprive others of being around the best version of my self
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Those peepers really overstep their bounds. There were some getting into people's fields and taking pics sitting on their farm equipment last year.
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oh god, my tshirts are the worst part of my wardrobe. i have SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM, and i am unreasonably attached to all of them, even the ones i never wear.
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i need to do this too, i feel like i am being weighed down by clothes that i keep out of sentimentality and it's making it hard to keep my closets and bedroom as clean as i'd like 😞
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seems like something i'd be able to fuck up and throw at the wall about 9000 times because you can't fix your mistakes hahahaha
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i feel like i need to fuck around with majolica.
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today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about several things, some of them too controversial for the ears of the public, and so this episode is For Patrons Only. to listen, simply become a patron and you'll get 400+ patrons-only episodes here: patreon.com/garbagebrain...
Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation, Episode 20: Finger Expertise Et Al
Today, we talk:

Finger expertise

A very old hamster

Eco burials

Reverse werewolf

Worm lifestyle

Driving the bus

AI customer service

Why people hate art

3I/ATLAS

How to be wrong

plus other ideas, past and present. For patrons only.
nataliedee.bsky.social
shoutout to that cow in the background taking a shit
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i was trying to meditate earlier today and the cows were fucking popping off, they would not shut up.
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I feel the same way! I will never stop identifying as a poor kid, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. I feel like it makes me a lot more compassionate because I definitely know what it's like to have nothing.
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the same people who say that are the ones that post pics of trump kissing putin.
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i name my bong, usually! 🤷‍♀️ i had one that i got during the 2004 election named 'bong kerry', and a green one named "frong" (frog bong. it was green.) it's good luck!

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