eli yudin
@eliyudin.com
comedian :( POD: @whatatimepod.bsky.social IG: instagram.com/yahootoolbar TWITCH: twitch.tv/pig_dog NEWSLETTER: humbleoffering.com
new newsletter about how i’m staying sane sort of www.humbleoffering.com/something-to...
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
new newsletter about how i’m staying sane sort of www.humbleoffering.com/something-to...
says something about instagram that I really expected her to start eating the dog food
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
says something about instagram that I really expected her to start eating the dog food
i have a newsletter now at humbleoffering.com here’s some of the first post
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i have a newsletter now at humbleoffering.com here’s some of the first post
leave me alone subway surfers
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
leave me alone subway surfers
2049 is locked in my mind as “the future” because of the mediocre N64 racing game San Francisco Rush 2049
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
2049 is locked in my mind as “the future” because of the mediocre N64 racing game San Francisco Rush 2049
worried i’ll get banned for replying “pieces of shit like you!!”
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
worried i’ll get banned for replying “pieces of shit like you!!”
won’t be trying any of these. it’s working just fine as is. no need to risk it
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
won’t be trying any of these. it’s working just fine as is. no need to risk it
caught a law and order svu episode last night with an absolute murderer’s row of featured players. in the space of one hour you get Alfred Molina, Bradley Cooper as his lawyer, and the most iconic piece of wardrobe to ever come out of that show, the sex crimes softball team shirt
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
caught a law and order svu episode last night with an absolute murderer’s row of featured players. in the space of one hour you get Alfred Molina, Bradley Cooper as his lawyer, and the most iconic piece of wardrobe to ever come out of that show, the sex crimes softball team shirt
lol at both-sidesing a dude calling your wife a literal, by-the-book racist slur
absolute acorn dick behavior
she should have changed the locks on the naval observatory before he got home
absolute acorn dick behavior
she should have changed the locks on the naval observatory before he got home
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
lol at both-sidesing a dude calling your wife a literal, by-the-book racist slur
absolute acorn dick behavior
she should have changed the locks on the naval observatory before he got home
absolute acorn dick behavior
she should have changed the locks on the naval observatory before he got home
i’m sure Gary Cole is a nice enough guy but never trust anyone he could play in a movie
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i’m sure Gary Cole is a nice enough guy but never trust anyone he could play in a movie
oh weird. Gavin Newsom, who looks like every character actor who’s made a living off of “guys who double-cross the protagonist” is turning out to be untrustworthy
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
oh weird. Gavin Newsom, who looks like every character actor who’s made a living off of “guys who double-cross the protagonist” is turning out to be untrustworthy
my dog lookin like the Child of Prophecy over here
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my dog lookin like the Child of Prophecy over here
nfl refs when a game starts getting good
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
nfl refs when a game starts getting good
happy thanksgiving. i made some potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
happy thanksgiving. i made some potatoes
“hey man have you been going to the gym? the one that does really illegal surgeries in the back room?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“hey man have you been going to the gym? the one that does really illegal surgeries in the back room?”
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so i’ll probably post some of the rejects here
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
damn i didn’t even know he was sick
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
the people demanded it. brayed for it like donkeys. scratched at my door until their fingers bled. eliyudin.bigcartel.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the people demanded it. brayed for it like donkeys. scratched at my door until their fingers bled. eliyudin.bigcartel.com