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my source for news opinion and…the world!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i’m typing “POS” to alert coworkers there is a parent over my shoulder
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
picture a rube. no, ruber
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i hope this gets some people’s hopes up. way up! so it’s that much more enjoyable when they lose
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:

Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%

St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i thought this guy was cool. no name, not important to the plot, someone was just like “what if there was an angry guy with a tonfa who kinda cared about his job”
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
she’s just impossibly soft. if everyone in the world got a chance to hold her for even a second it would end all conflict forever. and i’d charge the highest prices to do it
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the shamwow guy is 61 and married someone 24 years younger. i’m not even gonna say their real names because you’d sound like a crazy person
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
cuban americans in congress: a rich and storied history of good people
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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🚨🚨🚨PFT ON THE POD AND A FREE VIDEO EPISODE🚨🚨🚨 chuffed to bits to have the absolute legend himself on the show youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss?...
The Theater with Paul F. Tompkins | What's All This Then | Ep. 30
YouTube video by What's All This Then
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November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
gave the golden retriever a bath and I think that might be the easiest thing i’ve ever done. like bathing an extremely silky chicken nugget
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i bought some “wizard’s butt”
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“a friend pointed out—” no they didn’t
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
heard you were out of paper towels brother
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
a lot of miniature painting tutorials get really preemptively apologetic about using an airbrush, like someone slashed their tires for it last time. Then you watch a tire slashing tutorial and there’s a guy in the comments complaining about having to buy a knife
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I like goat meat but I also like goats the animal. Same for cows, too. Pork I had to stop after seeing the little pet pig vines. They should make a repulsive animal that tastes good
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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genuinely cannot believe this lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
do not say you are “spiritual” to me
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dropsite massacre kicked ass. basically everything i like about the heresy books, especially the feeling of a plan going to shit
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
some day india will be a place with good
posters. but today is not that century
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i thought sonic youth was just a joke about gen x from the simpsons
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
when jfk got shot all the astronauts started freaking out because they thought it meant the the moon landing was off. walter cronkite recorded a separate broadcast just for them where he kept saying “but we’re going to the moon still” that nasa played on the big tvs until they calmed down. great man
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this movie should have been about the tree that grew for years and years until one day macho man randy savage drove into it
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
there’s a new movie out. some wizard of oz bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM