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i like the cab driver in the opening who is like "yes sir mista siskel, right to tha theatah on the double!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 AM
showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
they should go fuck up his golf course over there with a back hoe, be a fun weekend activity
British media, public really outraged at Trump’s comment. The feeble narcissist has no clue how angry people are, including among the far right in Europe.
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
their occult sensibility is really nice
The Adams family (one d). Hellbender and Deeper You Dig are my favorites, but they're all great. There a certain level of earnestness to their movies and they clearly love horror.
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
i will watch any movie this family makes
An unspeakably evil, evil film. Every shot feels like it’s composed of poisonous rot and decay. Needless to say: I loved this. Exactly the kind of cursed, challenging art we need in the world right now.
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i love my color lab and the kindly old dude who runs it so much
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 AM
modding jcrew model matthew barney into virtua tennis 2 on ps2
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Voted for ICE funding
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
representative marie glushenkopf homeschooled haircut qtip used to express anal gland hitler goebbels perez
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
January 22, 2026 at 10:35 AM
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
strip his pants and underwear off and lets see him waddle around with his big old man balls out
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 AM
lovely seeing everybody going OHHH I HOPE HE FUCKIN ATE IT
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 AM
aka the good one
Ghana film poster: Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) #horrorposters #horror
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 AM
that third star wars movie started to drag near the end, it is a good thing this guy shows up
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
we called him "fat guile"
The Dark Devil comes down with great wrath, because he knows your time is short.

The Alex Gameplay Trailer premieres tomorrow at 3:00PM PT.

Click "🔔 Notify Me" at the YouTube link below!
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January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
its time to stop being polite and start kidnapping american tourists: those stupid hogs are simply asking for it. all you have to do is put a cheeseburger inside a van and they will follow the smell inside
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM
i hear they are naming you grape queen of the supermarket. letting you wear a little purple crown with fresh grapes pouring out of the top of it
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
dracula but instead of recoiling from a cross he is terrified of that thing where they pour a bottle of champagne onto a pyramid of champagne glasses
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM