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computer may i please see Nude Horshack
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 AM
computer may i please see Nude Horshack
if i worked at apple i would want to straight up kill myself right now
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
if i worked at apple i would want to straight up kill myself right now
you just know he slammed that shit in a car door or something
need us all to get on the finger biter's level
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
you just know he slammed that shit in a car door or something
these arent stephen king boys. these are KOONTZ YOUTHS
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
these arent stephen king boys. these are KOONTZ YOUTHS
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This is perhaps slightly off-color and a little too "big picture" for a day when something so horrifying has happened, but it is startlingly to me just how over their skis and pushed to the limits the feds are by one medium sized urban area.
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
This is perhaps slightly off-color and a little too "big picture" for a day when something so horrifying has happened, but it is startlingly to me just how over their skis and pushed to the limits the feds are by one medium sized urban area.
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I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I can’t talk during moments like this because I get super Irish about it and immediately want raw vengeance. that and I am reminded that the reason we are here is America has a stupid two party system and the side apparently representing equity and sanity are a pack of useless careerist cunts
hows the plugging going you fucking ape
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
hows the plugging going you fucking ape
if you were going to grow your nails out really long like that guy in guinness book what color of crushed velvet crown royal type bag would you keep them in when you slept. i am thinking red or blue, yellow wouldnt be ideal
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
if you were going to grow your nails out really long like that guy in guinness book what color of crushed velvet crown royal type bag would you keep them in when you slept. i am thinking red or blue, yellow wouldnt be ideal
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i like the cab driver in the opening who is like "yes sir mista siskel, right to tha theatah on the double!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 AM
i like the cab driver in the opening who is like "yes sir mista siskel, right to tha theatah on the double!"
showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
showed old siskel and ebert eps to stream recenrtly and the younger folks couldnt believe it. ie "theyre so mean to each other, it is amazing". professional cattiness backed up by critical lathe. knocked their socks off. hard to replicate. we got smart critics but are they bitchy enough, i dont know
they should go fuck up his golf course over there with a back hoe, be a fun weekend activity
British media, public really outraged at Trump’s comment. The feeble narcissist has no clue how angry people are, including among the far right in Europe.
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
they should go fuck up his golf course over there with a back hoe, be a fun weekend activity
their occult sensibility is really nice
The Adams family (one d). Hellbender and Deeper You Dig are my favorites, but they're all great. There a certain level of earnestness to their movies and they clearly love horror.
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
their occult sensibility is really nice
i will watch any movie this family makes
An unspeakably evil, evil film. Every shot feels like it’s composed of poisonous rot and decay. Needless to say: I loved this. Exactly the kind of cursed, challenging art we need in the world right now.
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i will watch any movie this family makes
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January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i love my color lab and the kindly old dude who runs it so much
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i love my color lab and the kindly old dude who runs it so much
modding jcrew model matthew barney into virtua tennis 2 on ps2
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
modding jcrew model matthew barney into virtua tennis 2 on ps2
oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
oscar clip for film "train dreams". joel edgerton stares into the embers of a dying flame as narrator talks about whether or not megaman goes to the bathroom like a human being or if he is a robot down there
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Voted for ICE funding
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Voted for ICE funding
representative marie glushenkopf homeschooled haircut qtip used to express anal gland hitler goebbels perez
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
representative marie glushenkopf homeschooled haircut qtip used to express anal gland hitler goebbels perez
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HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit