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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · Jul 27

Hey! I'm so glad you posted this take. I'm actually at capacity / skeeting about something else / masturbating right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for discourse. Could we connect [never] instead / Do you have someone else you could argue in bad faith with?

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 13h

late to the party i know but wow my reaction to this book so far is a mixture of "maybe i shouldn't be reading this at work" and "oh wait am i into that?"

woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 13h

the Dean from Community looking at a computer screen - on it is the cover art for Nexus Alpha by Ela Bambust - and he's saying "hmm... this better not awaken anything in me"

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 13h

lol oh no

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17h

Posts are fucking disgusting and won't exist under centrism

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 16h

@horsedisc.bsky.social get her ass

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1d

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1d

kuykendahl

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 1d

i fucking love riding my bike down guadaloop

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Sleve McDichael @spacebandito.bsky.social · 1d

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jan 25

The state of things

BROKEN ARROW meme:

MOST PEOPLE
ON PLANET EARTH
You're out of your mind.
THE U.S.
GOVERNMENT
Yeah.
Ain't it cool?

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 1d

We remain here

🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jan 25

The state of things

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Sylvia Wrath @wyrdwulf-online.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about the time my first situationship wanted to fuck in my tiny car for some reason. winter tho and super cold so she was like yo just put on this dog onesie i have 1 fur each of us. she made sure i zipped up the face part too. what was that all about