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god’s favorite daughter (derogatory)
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5 RULES OF BITDIZZY THOUGHT

1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship

2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert

3) AIN’T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR

4) i am a religious and political extremist

5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep
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I was able to get dinner tonight but not enough to stock up. We have chance of snow & freezing rain coming
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
saying hamburguesa like an excited three year old at a picnic
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
remember the way Bootygauge pronounced Latino?
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
(lenin experiencing winter in new york) there are months when nothing changes and days when the entire fucking climate changes fuck my hands are so dry
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Listen, I was there when the first afghans evacuees got off the plane at Dulles in late July 2021. But a few months later we had nice liberals in the community asking us if they could host a Ukrainian family. "What about Afghan or Congolese?"

"Oh, no thanks"

Racist fucking country, man
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
reposting it every time i’m up abominating all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
(your 15 foot tall girlfriend) *engulfs the top of your head with her foreskin* guess who

(you somehow still killing it in fortnite) haha,— oh did you switch soaps? smells sweet like u :)

(girlfriend) yea about that—doctor said my pancreas doesn’t make enough insulin i need you to do my injections
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
when a cat in full loaf salutes you by sticking one paw alllll the way out and stretching
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
textbook titled l’histoire d’histoire
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
man named Dirt who sells you mystery box designer chemical mixes he calls Pussy Labubu
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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a chow chow named chow chow
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Hot take: Your analysts doing "some basic data engineering" is killing your analytics function. The MTA hired 5 dedicated data engineers and it unlocked everything else. Stop asking data scientists to maintain pipelines. www.mta.info/article/less...
Lessons learned in starting a central data team
Learn how the MTA succeeded in setting up a central data team and a general purpose, cloud-based platform for data analytics.
www.mta.info
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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“why are you militantly exercising nearly everyday for hours at a time”
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@utopia-defer.red keeps promoting books called shit like “Da Based Prophet” or “Da Occult Prophet” what could it mean
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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didn’t he erase sponebob’s peanjts
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sauces are good names for cats and toppings are good names for dogs
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
some of you got stink lines
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
my cat was snoring and i thought it was my nose because she was synchronized to my exhalations even when i held my breath to rule out my own nose whistles??
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
dog in pfp is always an adolf hitler indicator has anyone figured out why?
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
speaking of which— poser leftoids still on twitter high lo key are still only there because nuclear block ruins their addiction to flogging lolcows
chlamydia charlotte is on this app and hasn’t main charactered yet?
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
chlamydia charlotte is on this app and hasn’t main charactered yet?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM