Kenny Logins
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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
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just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo
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not leaving because it's my fucking country too. maybe it'll be the wrong choice in the end but also fuck these guys
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
not leaving because it's my fucking country too. maybe it'll be the wrong choice in the end but also fuck these guys
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The masculine urge to greet someone you see once a year with HOW THE HELL ARE YA
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The masculine urge to greet someone you see once a year with HOW THE HELL ARE YA
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(doorstop noises)
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
(doorstop noises)
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Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.
Please help if you’re able to!
ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
[the hold steady voice]
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as a young man, which was admittedly a while ago, i simply did not believe everything i read, especially things i read on the internet. i think that’s still really good advice
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
as a young man, which was admittedly a while ago, i simply did not believe everything i read, especially things i read on the internet. i think that’s still really good advice
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I can see it fine from here
We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!
Sinking of SS United States to be livestreamed using drones and underwater cameras
The historic ship will be sunk off the Florida panhandle by the end of the year, but no date has been set.
www.phillyvoice.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I can see it fine from here
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me, working on an alternative system for thermal power generation:
I also have been attempting to set up a viable competitor to Steam but I didn't make a big deal about it.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
me, working on an alternative system for thermal power generation:
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smoked too much weed and stumbled upon a nightmare
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
smoked too much weed and stumbled upon a nightmare
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This is the adult version of a claw machine
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is the adult version of a claw machine
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the end result of years of pernicious machinations by, you guessed it, Big Bacon
Why does so much stuff have to have bacon in it?
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the end result of years of pernicious machinations by, you guessed it, Big Bacon
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you will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
you will be visited by three spirits
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Once saw a man by the river doing a sort of Mortal Kombat stance, squaring up to a massive hissing swan & he kept shouting “I won’t fucking back down pal” at it, as it advanced on him, wings outstretched like a terrible, vengeful angel & sometimes it seems like that is basically the entire world now
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Once saw a man by the river doing a sort of Mortal Kombat stance, squaring up to a massive hissing swan & he kept shouting “I won’t fucking back down pal” at it, as it advanced on him, wings outstretched like a terrible, vengeful angel & sometimes it seems like that is basically the entire world now
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this is not because I think my voice is annoying btw. I DO think my voice is annoying, but also I think its funny that other people have to listen to it
December 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
this is not because I think my voice is annoying btw. I DO think my voice is annoying, but also I think its funny that other people have to listen to it
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just told my parents about my ai girlfriend and now i'm the only 35 year old in this orphanage
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
just told my parents about my ai girlfriend and now i'm the only 35 year old in this orphanage
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This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
In Massachusetts your cousin can either be a "good kid," a "piece of shit" or "a piece of a shit, but a good kid."
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is literally half the people I grew up with. One kid used to steal cars every day, but also would pick me up from the bus stop and drop me at high school every day. In a stolen car.
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when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
WHO ADJUSTED MY WORK CHAIR
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
WHO ADJUSTED MY WORK CHAIR
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ME, IN THE MATRIX, HAVING DISCOVERED I CAN EFFECTIVELY SLOW TIME TO A STANDSTILL BY DINT OF PICOSECOND AWARENESS, BEING SHOT AT WHILE IN BULLET TIME: *leans back until laying on the floor and takes a lil nap* :-)
August 24, 2023 at 1:28 PM
ME, IN THE MATRIX, HAVING DISCOVERED I CAN EFFECTIVELY SLOW TIME TO A STANDSTILL BY DINT OF PICOSECOND AWARENESS, BEING SHOT AT WHILE IN BULLET TIME: *leans back until laying on the floor and takes a lil nap* :-)
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every friend group has that one twink who can go from lying down to standing upright without moving any joints
can someone please explain to me why my brain just helpfully suggested "Twink Nosferatu" like that's a completely normal concept to be thinking about
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
every friend group has that one twink who can go from lying down to standing upright without moving any joints