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Kenny Goblins

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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 31

@QVT
Welcome To Gamestop Says Dad As He Turns My Nintendo
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9:18 PM • 2011-05-10

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Oct 10

it real later baybee

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 14d

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

Erin @fujoshi.bsky.social · 14d

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 14d

"How are babies made?"

When the song has a long bass solo.

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gooey 👻 DC STATEHOOD NOW @quiggy.itch.io · 14d

CHOTINER: So you say you don't really know who I am?

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: So then why are you writing a post riffing on this format?

ME: Great question honestly.

CHOTINER: Thanks. [hits blunt]

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 14d

CHOTINER: so, you'd never heard of me until recently

ME: correct

CHOTINER: but you felt you you could do one of these

ME: yeah how hard could it be

CHOTINER: im glad we had this talk

ME: me too

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🔥 FROSHKILLER DOT DEVIL 🤘 😈 🔥 @froshkiller.dev · 14d

When the outer gods call me up to plead the case for Earth, the fastball special will be on the list. It won't be in the top 10, it won't be in the top 100, but it will be on the list.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Dec 31

people were never supposed to “get” t.a.T.u.

their second single made no secret of this

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5h

Welcome to everyone who is logging on. While you were working, I wrote a bunch of posts for you.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10h

[nods]

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 11

Ppallo
@ppallo.bsky.social
The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
November 24, 2023 at 1:52 AM

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10h

the guy who ran it was part of the bsky team, and left the team and didn’t want to do things for free, which i guess i respect

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 30

by the prickling of my guts
something busting this way nuts

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👾 eldritch millennial nerd daemon 👻 @whatsnextmtthw.bsky.social · 14d

Real weird to read an article describing a right wing reactionary guy who lost all his friends as he became ever more right wing and reactionary and then did something straight out of the right wing reactionary playbook and then have people saying “this is not just some right wing reactionary guy.”

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14d

MICHAEL IRONSIDE: they sucked his brains out...

RECRUIT: through the hole in his head?

MICHAEL IRONSIDE: no, out of his dick. the hole is from the suction going crazy like that

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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 15d

Me: Which is why I did a Chotiner interview meme post

Chotiner: but you did want engagement

Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that.

C: You felt you could add to the conversation

Me: My own perspective.

C: By posting the same joke as everyone else

Me: it’s a funny variation

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15d

ME: If you'll at least allow me to have the last word, I'd be happy to explain.

CHOTINER: Go right ahead. ◆

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 15d

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10h

it was a feed that showed one’s own most liked/reposted posts. it became un-useful to me this year but it was nice to have before that. rip

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Cuw @cuw.bsky.social · 10h

Elementary School my dear watson

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Cuw @cuw.bsky.social · 10h

i can't help but see that umbrella handle as a magnifying glass that he uses to check for idk age of consent? idk what the fuck their party believes anymore