Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site.
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Video at Highlight Reel.
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Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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Video at Highlight Reel.
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Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
You see this guy and you're about to see some real shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
You see this guy and you're about to see some real shit.
I can see eternity.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I can see eternity.
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This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
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Jar jar binks in mystic river:
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jar jar binks in mystic river:
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”
Jar jar: “okietay!”
Jensen Huang going door to door telling strangers about how Nvidia isn’t doing financial crimes and it’s absurd that they even suggested it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jensen Huang going door to door telling strangers about how Nvidia isn’t doing financial crimes and it’s absurd that they even suggested it.
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Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Something that pisses me off about Wicked the more I think about it is that they just ignore the witch's guards, AKA the Winkies. Like they spend all this time and even explain why scarecrow has a gun but ignore the army of guys that have a really famous marching song.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Something that pisses me off about Wicked the more I think about it is that they just ignore the witch's guards, AKA the Winkies. Like they spend all this time and even explain why scarecrow has a gun but ignore the army of guys that have a really famous marching song.
Tip if you’re playing Sektori: don’t ignore the guys that travel on a line!
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tip if you’re playing Sektori: don’t ignore the guys that travel on a line!
The way that Sektori’s strike attack reloads when you dash into a token and the way that strike chain functions as a multiplier for the separate kill chain is one of the beautiful things I’ve seen in a game in years. It’s mechanically perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The way that Sektori’s strike attack reloads when you dash into a token and the way that strike chain functions as a multiplier for the separate kill chain is one of the beautiful things I’ve seen in a game in years. It’s mechanically perfect.
The only list of Star Wars names I wish to read youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw?...
Guide to the Races of Star Wars
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The only list of Star Wars names I wish to read youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw?...
I don’t think I’ve fully read many Semafor stories but as a general rule I don’t trust a Lemon Chiffon colored website.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don’t think I’ve fully read many Semafor stories but as a general rule I don’t trust a Lemon Chiffon colored website.
ZOHRAN: my administration is pledging to spend tens of millions of dollars to combat bigotry against gay bugs that eat dust
ADAM: (looking concerned but nodding)
ADAM: (looking concerned but nodding)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
ZOHRAN: my administration is pledging to spend tens of millions of dollars to combat bigotry against gay bugs that eat dust
ADAM: (looking concerned but nodding)
ADAM: (looking concerned but nodding)
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
Got a crimper from AliExpress, seems decent, no clue if it hits iwiss quality but the price is right.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got a crimper from AliExpress, seems decent, no clue if it hits iwiss quality but the price is right.
I have repaired my dishwasher and now know its internal workings like a surgeon.
You know what’s a good appliance to get clogged right after a Friendsgiving? Dishwasher. Welcome to the last 3 hours of my life.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have repaired my dishwasher and now know its internal workings like a surgeon.
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For Aftermath, @alyssamerc.bsky.social spoke with the Sucker Punch dev fired over Charlie Kirk comments and others, who highlighted the unique way the backlash played out in games
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
For Aftermath, @alyssamerc.bsky.social spoke with the Sucker Punch dev fired over Charlie Kirk comments and others, who highlighted the unique way the backlash played out in games
I don't have a cat but my understanding is that litter robots are the one situation where people who hate home automation or weird tech stuff are like "no this rocks, game changing"
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't have a cat but my understanding is that litter robots are the one situation where people who hate home automation or weird tech stuff are like "no this rocks, game changing"
You know what’s a good appliance to get clogged right after a Friendsgiving? Dishwasher. Welcome to the last 3 hours of my life.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
You know what’s a good appliance to get clogged right after a Friendsgiving? Dishwasher. Welcome to the last 3 hours of my life.
Watching one of the greatest comedies ever made.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Watching one of the greatest comedies ever made.
Please stop spreading the odious rumor that Elon Musk hangs out normally or has friends.
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Please stop spreading the odious rumor that Elon Musk hangs out normally or has friends.
Just did this for Friendsgiving and it rocked but you need way less chicken than you think you do.
Costco rotisserie chicken thanksgiving.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just did this for Friendsgiving and it rocked but you need way less chicken than you think you do.
It always makes me happy when a product rec works for someone!
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It always makes me happy when a product rec works for someone!
I gotta figure out my upgrade builds for Sektori. I feel like I was under prioritizing speed for a while.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I gotta figure out my upgrade builds for Sektori. I feel like I was under prioritizing speed for a while.
We need a new arbitrary holiday movie to play on a loop all day and I nominate the 1999 comedy Bowfinger for Thanksgiving. Is Thanksgiving prominently featured? No. But it’s not Christmas in the Wizard of Oz either.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We need a new arbitrary holiday movie to play on a loop all day and I nominate the 1999 comedy Bowfinger for Thanksgiving. Is Thanksgiving prominently featured? No. But it’s not Christmas in the Wizard of Oz either.