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Chris Person
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Gaming. Cofounder/blogging at @Aftermath.site.
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Video at Highlight Reel.
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Occasional DIY LaserDisc Archivist
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I saw a teen wearing a GIR hoodie, the children are being taught the old ways.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It would be funny if it turned out there’s just one guy on Valve’s content review team who’s just freaked out by horses.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.

www.ign.com/articles/uns...
Unsettling Horror Game Horses Banned From Steam, Leaving Studio With 'High Risk' of Closure - IGN
Indie horror game Horses is preparing to launch on December 2, on the Epic Games Store, GOG, Itch.io, and the Humble Store. But one place it won't be is on Steam, because Steam has banned the game for...
www.ign.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Yes, I was the nerd who brought the Second Reality soundtrack to my seventh-grade music class for ‘bring your favorite song’ day.
You see this guy and you're about to see some real shit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You see this guy and you're about to see some real shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I can see eternity.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Jar jar binks in mystic river:

Sean: “I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”

Jar jar: “okietay!”
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jensen Huang going door to door telling strangers about how Nvidia isn’t doing financial crimes and it’s absurd that they even suggested it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Something that pisses me off about Wicked the more I think about it is that they just ignore the witch's guards, AKA the Winkies. Like they spend all this time and even explain why scarecrow has a gun but ignore the army of guys that have a really famous marching song.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Tip if you’re playing Sektori: don’t ignore the guys that travel on a line!
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The way that Sektori’s strike attack reloads when you dash into a token and the way that strike chain functions as a multiplier for the separate kill chain is one of the beautiful things I’ve seen in a game in years. It’s mechanically perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The only list of Star Wars names I wish to read youtu.be/5r-R070qHYw?...
Guide to the Races of Star Wars
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t think I’ve fully read many Semafor stories but as a general rule I don’t trust a Lemon Chiffon colored website.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
ZOHRAN: my administration is pledging to spend tens of millions of dollars to combat bigotry against gay bugs that eat dust
ADAM: (looking concerned but nodding)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Got a crimper from AliExpress, seems decent, no clue if it hits iwiss quality but the price is right.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I have repaired my dishwasher and now know its internal workings like a surgeon.
You know what’s a good appliance to get clogged right after a Friendsgiving? Dishwasher. Welcome to the last 3 hours of my life.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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For Aftermath, @alyssamerc.bsky.social spoke with the Sucker Punch dev fired over Charlie Kirk comments and others, who highlighted the unique way the backlash played out in games
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I don't have a cat but my understanding is that litter robots are the one situation where people who hate home automation or weird tech stuff are like "no this rocks, game changing"
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You know what’s a good appliance to get clogged right after a Friendsgiving? Dishwasher. Welcome to the last 3 hours of my life.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Watching one of the greatest comedies ever made.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Please stop spreading the odious rumor that Elon Musk hangs out normally or has friends.
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM