Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
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Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
· Jan 16
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
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[After turning worldwide food supply into grey slime slop made of radioactive jellyfish] It would seem generation alpha has no taste for food,
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[After turning worldwide food supply into grey slime slop made of radioactive jellyfish] It would seem generation alpha has no taste for food,
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
I love the airport I’m watching Jane Eyre on a laptop while eating the worst chicken and waffles of my life - yet I’m doing everything exactly right
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I love the airport I’m watching Jane Eyre on a laptop while eating the worst chicken and waffles of my life - yet I’m doing everything exactly right
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if I were the torture guy in a Bond movie or something, my thing would be I don’t use tools. I torture people with my bare hands!
November 8, 2024 at 7:23 AM
if I were the torture guy in a Bond movie or something, my thing would be I don’t use tools. I torture people with my bare hands!
i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
i don't work here... i'm just really relaxed wherever i go
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i don't work here... i'm just really relaxed wherever i go
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As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.
it’s so incredibly satisfying to go into an art gallery and see a bald man with blue glasses frames. like finding a four leaf clover in Ireland
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Incredibly funny to have to work next to this all day
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Incredibly funny to have to work next to this all day
it’s so incredibly satisfying to go into an art gallery and see a bald man with blue glasses frames. like finding a four leaf clover in Ireland
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it’s so incredibly satisfying to go into an art gallery and see a bald man with blue glasses frames. like finding a four leaf clover in Ireland
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I was watching a YouTube ecology blog (the wind blew his shit open but he's Texas brained)
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I was watching a YouTube ecology blog (the wind blew his shit open but he's Texas brained)
watching a YouTube travel vlog and I believe the woman at the coffee shop in the background might be holding a gun
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
watching a YouTube travel vlog and I believe the woman at the coffee shop in the background might be holding a gun
I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
on a trial separation from instagram, i was spending too much time goofing off and scrolling when i really want to be goofing off on other better websites
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
on a trial separation from instagram, i was spending too much time goofing off and scrolling when i really want to be goofing off on other better websites
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god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
I hate trying on glasses everything makes me look like I either attend hogwarts or am trying to outsmart the Batman
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate trying on glasses everything makes me look like I either attend hogwarts or am trying to outsmart the Batman
and the award for best proof of concept resulting in additional venture capital goes to… The Goonies 2049
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
and the award for best proof of concept resulting in additional venture capital goes to… The Goonies 2049
just on a walk with my camera no big deal. just trying to isolate the tender, singular reality of my inner life within the congested public realm of the city nothing weird going on
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
just on a walk with my camera no big deal. just trying to isolate the tender, singular reality of my inner life within the congested public realm of the city nothing weird going on
bought something and liked it so much mmediately that i didn't even enjoy it because i had buyer's remorse about not getting the nicer version of it. i've been having dreams of an american flag burning
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
bought something and liked it so much mmediately that i didn't even enjoy it because i had buyer's remorse about not getting the nicer version of it. i've been having dreams of an american flag burning
I don't know about all this "crypto speculation" and "AI bubble" stuff. My family is in the hat business. We make hats, we sell hats. But don't think we don't have our own business savvy. My dad says just because "everyone only has one head, doesn't mean you can only sell 'em one hat!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't know about all this "crypto speculation" and "AI bubble" stuff. My family is in the hat business. We make hats, we sell hats. But don't think we don't have our own business savvy. My dad says just because "everyone only has one head, doesn't mean you can only sell 'em one hat!"
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I love using British slang on British people because I have no idea how bad anything is. I’ll tell a dude to “slag off” with no clue on whether he’ll laugh or glass me
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love using British slang on British people because I have no idea how bad anything is. I’ll tell a dude to “slag off” with no clue on whether he’ll laugh or glass me
there are two types of top comments on full youtube concerts. the first is "I watch this every night because of my depression, which has grown severe. music matters most during hard times" and the other "i was their"
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
there are two types of top comments on full youtube concerts. the first is "I watch this every night because of my depression, which has grown severe. music matters most during hard times" and the other "i was their"
he looks like a character from Hey Arnold
Dawg…
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
he looks like a character from Hey Arnold