Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
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The cherry on top is the reddit watermark tho
We live in satire.
We live in satire.
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The cherry on top is the reddit watermark tho
We live in satire.
We live in satire.
How do I get hired by WaPo to write vapid ragebait?
I could use the income and I have far better bits.
I could use the income and I have far better bits.
Also kinda funny that some people respond with "yes pursuit of science is more compatible with the values of the left"
While other say "no science doesn't lean left."
While other say "no science doesn't lean left."
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
How do I get hired by WaPo to write vapid ragebait?
I could use the income and I have far better bits.
I could use the income and I have far better bits.
Running it up the mast tomorrow morning.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Running it up the mast tomorrow morning.
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Turns out the kid wasn't high enough level for Brown Hoodie
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Turns out the kid wasn't high enough level for Brown Hoodie
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Note that AI began to stall in OCTOBER
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Note that AI began to stall in OCTOBER
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
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10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
"COIN FLIP IS SACRED!"
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"COIN FLIP IS SACRED!"
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Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time. www.tom-cox.com/why-reading-...
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time. www.tom-cox.com/why-reading-...
"Bye Felicia!" - Europe
February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"Bye Felicia!" - Europe
Imagine I'm probably ruining a few people weekend. And that warms my heart.
Be interesting to see if this actually gets a response.
Be interesting to see if this actually gets a response.
February 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Imagine I'm probably ruining a few people weekend. And that warms my heart.
Be interesting to see if this actually gets a response.
Be interesting to see if this actually gets a response.
Going to have to make some very uncomfortable phone calls w/ Massachusetts Representatives on Tuesday when the Governor's Office reopens
I am going to call every sitting congressperson in MA even mildly sympathetic to Anti-AI sentiment and inform them the State is about to spend $3M on a $1 product
I am going to call every sitting congressperson in MA even mildly sympathetic to Anti-AI sentiment and inform them the State is about to spend $3M on a $1 product
February 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Going to have to make some very uncomfortable phone calls w/ Massachusetts Representatives on Tuesday when the Governor's Office reopens
I am going to call every sitting congressperson in MA even mildly sympathetic to Anti-AI sentiment and inform them the State is about to spend $3M on a $1 product
I am going to call every sitting congressperson in MA even mildly sympathetic to Anti-AI sentiment and inform them the State is about to spend $3M on a $1 product
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The UK is arresting thousands of elderly peaceful protesters as terrorists, holding some for over 500 days w/o trial, & the person announcing this policy is the same Foreign Secretary who today called Russia "barbaric" for poisoning a neo-nazi whose network the UK was actively using for intelligence
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The UK is arresting thousands of elderly peaceful protesters as terrorists, holding some for over 500 days w/o trial, & the person announcing this policy is the same Foreign Secretary who today called Russia "barbaric" for poisoning a neo-nazi whose network the UK was actively using for intelligence
THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
Mass ALREADY has access to ChatGPT for A FUCKING DOLLAR.
"where federal, state, local, tribal govt's, & other eligible buyers get commercial products, services, and other solutions at good prices."
$3M FOR A $1 SERVICE THEY COULD ACCESS ANY TIME!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
Mass ALREADY has access to ChatGPT for A FUCKING DOLLAR.
"where federal, state, local, tribal govt's, & other eligible buyers get commercial products, services, and other solutions at good prices."
$3M FOR A $1 SERVICE THEY COULD ACCESS ANY TIME!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
Mass ALREADY has access to ChatGPT for A FUCKING DOLLAR.
"where federal, state, local, tribal govt's, & other eligible buyers get commercial products, services, and other solutions at good prices."
$3M FOR A $1 SERVICE THEY COULD ACCESS ANY TIME!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
Mass ALREADY has access to ChatGPT for A FUCKING DOLLAR.
"where federal, state, local, tribal govt's, & other eligible buyers get commercial products, services, and other solutions at good prices."
$3M FOR A $1 SERVICE THEY COULD ACCESS ANY TIME!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
The UK is arresting thousands of elderly peaceful protesters as terrorists, holding some for over 500 days w/o trial, & the person announcing this policy is the same Foreign Secretary who today called Russia "barbaric" for poisoning a neo-nazi whose network the UK was actively using for intelligence
Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says
There is no innocent explanation for the toxin being found in samples taken from Navalny's body, Foreign Office says.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The UK is arresting thousands of elderly peaceful protesters as terrorists, holding some for over 500 days w/o trial, & the person announcing this policy is the same Foreign Secretary who today called Russia "barbaric" for poisoning a neo-nazi whose network the UK was actively using for intelligence
It is incredibly ironic that Neoliberals spent the better part of the last 20 yrs scolding China about pollution, did nothing to curb it domestically & are now actively allowing us to backslide into Coal/Gas
It's almost as if Liberals never believed in anything beyond making cash & feeling superior
It's almost as if Liberals never believed in anything beyond making cash & feeling superior
China's Xinhua news agency has just published this editorial cartoon in response to Trump's rejection of climate policies.
It is pretty clear that China views this as a HUGE geopolitical fumble by the US leaving the field clear for China's to win the global race to clean-tech hegemony
It is pretty clear that China views this as a HUGE geopolitical fumble by the US leaving the field clear for China's to win the global race to clean-tech hegemony
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It is incredibly ironic that Neoliberals spent the better part of the last 20 yrs scolding China about pollution, did nothing to curb it domestically & are now actively allowing us to backslide into Coal/Gas
It's almost as if Liberals never believed in anything beyond making cash & feeling superior
It's almost as if Liberals never believed in anything beyond making cash & feeling superior
Did the Negativity / Toxic Posting labeler disappear?
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Did the Negativity / Toxic Posting labeler disappear?
Seems worth noting that a US Senator just used the words "General Strike" in an explicitly prescriptive manner.
‘Grind the country to a halt’: Democrat urges national strike if Trump meddles in midterms
In wake of Donald Trump’s call for Republicans to ‘take over’ voting, senator Ruben Gallego urges citizens to take a stand and give the ‘ultimate response’
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Seems worth noting that a US Senator just used the words "General Strike" in an explicitly prescriptive manner.
Note that AI began to stall in OCTOBER
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Note that AI began to stall in OCTOBER
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
What happened in October?
The Fed revealed that it was overexposed to the Cayman Islands to the tune of $1.4T dollars
Then 15 days later China announced it was restricting Silver starting Jan 1st, 2026
The game has been OBVIOUSLY over for AI since October
I want a woman to skullfuck me so that a baby can rend open the back of my skull and emerge from my carapace like a butterfly.
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I want a woman to skullfuck me so that a baby can rend open the back of my skull and emerge from my carapace like a butterfly.
Uhh... weird movie to advertise...
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Uhh... weird movie to advertise...
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Scruffy is taking over the account today i guess.
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Scruffy is taking over the account today i guess.
Turns out the kid wasn't high enough level for Brown Hoodie
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Turns out the kid wasn't high enough level for Brown Hoodie
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Ask and you shall receive
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Ask and you shall receive
Buddy... You are literally fighting to make them "more lethal" and "better at deflecting public accountability" for when YOUR RAGGEDY ASS PARTY uses them to kill me.
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that ICE has been involved in. DHS and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.
And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Buddy... You are literally fighting to make them "more lethal" and "better at deflecting public accountability" for when YOUR RAGGEDY ASS PARTY uses them to kill me.
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit.