Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
Pinned
Rewatching Enemy of the State (1998) has me realizing just how impotent the Surveillance State is pound-for-pound now by its own doing
The reason they're able to track Robert is b/c he's a distinct signal in a world virtually w/o noise
Now we live in a terminal loop of the "paradox of collection"
The reason they're able to track Robert is b/c he's a distinct signal in a world virtually w/o noise
Now we live in a terminal loop of the "paradox of collection"
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Rewatching Enemy of the State (1998) has me realizing just how impotent the Surveillance State is pound-for-pound now by its own doing
The reason they're able to track Robert is b/c he's a distinct signal in a world virtually w/o noise
Now we live in a terminal loop of the "paradox of collection"
The reason they're able to track Robert is b/c he's a distinct signal in a world virtually w/o noise
Now we live in a terminal loop of the "paradox of collection"
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Who up priding their prejudice?
... oh wait that's just Nazis
... oh wait that's just Nazis
Who up quieting they western front
Who up killing they mockingbird
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Who up priding their prejudice?
... oh wait that's just Nazis
... oh wait that's just Nazis
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High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:
"Stop acknowledging reality! It's making it VERY HARD TO VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
Stop trying to hold the Democratic Party hostage- the base of the party will decide the nominee along w/ millions of voters
Stop pretending Trump winning in 2024 had anything to do with campaign strategy- anti incumbent party backlash due to Economic vibes & inflation is the only reason he won
Stop pretending Trump winning in 2024 had anything to do with campaign strategy- anti incumbent party backlash due to Economic vibes & inflation is the only reason he won
if you don't want it to happen again, don't repeat the same fucking campaign strategy of 2016 and 2024 👍
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Stop acknowledging reality! It's making it VERY HARD TO VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"
Imagine in 2026 still having no analysis beyond "Orange Man Bad"
Genuinely I will do everything I can to make sure a good candidate replaces Trump
But at the same time I refuse to let this bullshit happen again and let MAGA live in their fantasy world of a Trump monarchy
I say Satan ain’t looking like the worst person to be president
But at the same time I refuse to let this bullshit happen again and let MAGA live in their fantasy world of a Trump monarchy
I say Satan ain’t looking like the worst person to be president
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Imagine in 2026 still having no analysis beyond "Orange Man Bad"
Hey man; you still works "for the states"?
You ready to tell me who cuts your check or nah?
You ready to tell me who cuts your check or nah?
Will Stancil became a hero to the left for resisting ICE, followed shortly by people coming up with increasingly esoteric reasons for Still Hating Him.
February 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Hey man; you still works "for the states"?
You ready to tell me who cuts your check or nah?
You ready to tell me who cuts your check or nah?
"I would ride w/ Hitler as long as he told me the things I wanted to hear at the right time" is ONE HELL OF AN ADMISSION
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
"I would ride w/ Hitler as long as he told me the things I wanted to hear at the right time" is ONE HELL OF AN ADMISSION
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Global Economy be like:
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Global Economy be like:
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I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo
Who up priding their prejudice?
... oh wait that's just Nazis
... oh wait that's just Nazis
Who up quieting they western front
Who up killing they mockingbird
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Who up priding their prejudice?
... oh wait that's just Nazis
... oh wait that's just Nazis
And you're also responsible for a culture of rube-ism that got a lot of people killed that genuinely believed it was not harmful & you and I are likely already undergoing long term complications from repeated exposure to Covid via Long Covid.
You aren't the center of the world.
You aren't the center of the world.
By the time I got to see my Gran again, her cognitive decline had gotten so bad she couldn't conduct a conversation. She barely recognised me, or my dad, the human being she had raised from infancy.
FUCK YOU, FUCK THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION, FUCK THE ILLUMINATI, AND FUCK BAPHOMET!
FUCK YOU, FUCK THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION, FUCK THE ILLUMINATI, AND FUCK BAPHOMET!
February 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
And you're also responsible for a culture of rube-ism that got a lot of people killed that genuinely believed it was not harmful & you and I are likely already undergoing long term complications from repeated exposure to Covid via Long Covid.
You aren't the center of the world.
You aren't the center of the world.
"I remember having to stay inside for a while. I remember the war crimes of Tony Blair & Obama."
You see how dumb you sound when you think these are "tyranny" worthy of equal comparison; yes?
You see how dumb you sound when you think these are "tyranny" worthy of equal comparison; yes?
Speaking as a right-winger, I think all of fascism is the left wing of fascism. Communists, liberals... neither of you truly respect human freedoms. I remember the Covid lockdowns. I remember when Tony Blair lied about wars and Barack HUSSEIN Obama blew up a hospital. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9_n...
Left-Wing Hypocrisy
YouTube video by Cybersmith_Videos
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
"I remember having to stay inside for a while. I remember the war crimes of Tony Blair & Obama."
You see how dumb you sound when you think these are "tyranny" worthy of equal comparison; yes?
You see how dumb you sound when you think these are "tyranny" worthy of equal comparison; yes?
Paying out the rest of her contract w/ the club to get on the free agent market at her peak.
Smart.
Smart.
Jessica Alba cuts seven-figure check to finalize Cash Warren divorce: report
Jessica Alba is single — and it cost her seven figures to make it official.The 44-year-old actress has finalized her split from film producer Cash Warren, bringing their 16-year marriage to a legal en...
worldnewsguru.us
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Paying out the rest of her contract w/ the club to get on the free agent market at her peak.
Smart.
Smart.
Global Economy be like:
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Global Economy be like:
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Oh we're definitely getting the crash soon.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
Data Black Holes Leave Policymakers ‘Flying Blind’ in Hunt for Next Crash
The rise of private markets has obscured data which regulators and economists rely on to identify risks in the global economy.
www.bloomberg.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Oh we're definitely getting the crash soon.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
Oh we're definitely getting the crash soon.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
Data Black Holes Leave Policymakers ‘Flying Blind’ in Hunt for Next Crash
The rise of private markets has obscured data which regulators and economists rely on to identify risks in the global economy.
www.bloomberg.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Oh we're definitely getting the crash soon.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
They're already writing the think pieces they're going to point to as to why they couldn't see it coming.
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Wonder if Gus indirectly figured out how to take out the cartel from Chuck McGill
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Wonder if Gus indirectly figured out how to take out the cartel from Chuck McGill
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
Reposted by Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
The public loves a new space image from Webb (JWST). 🌌 🔭
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The public loves a new space image from Webb (JWST). 🌌 🔭
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This photo of DMX intensely staring down N.O.R.E's attempt to remove a block during a game of Giant Jenga has such immense Meme Format potential.
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This photo of DMX intensely staring down N.O.R.E's attempt to remove a block during a game of Giant Jenga has such immense Meme Format potential.
Oh so the administration is genuinely ready for the crash now, huh?
Trump trade adviser Navarro says administration may force data center builders like Meta to 'internalize' costs
Data centers powering artificial intelligence have strained the electrical grid and driven utility costs higher for consumers.
www.cnbc.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Oh so the administration is genuinely ready for the crash now, huh?
"Guy in my neighborhood looked me dead in the eyes and yelled "Fuck you Fascist!" at me"
"He doesn't know I'm a Fascist."
"Yes he does. You're on TV."
Arguably the greatest 3 Act Self Own in history.
"He doesn't know I'm a Fascist."
"Yes he does. You're on TV."
Arguably the greatest 3 Act Self Own in history.
Fox News host Jesse Watters shared how a stranger shouted "F. U. fascist!" at him while he was walking his dog in his neighborhood—and after he expressed his bewilderment over how anyone could possibly think he's a fascist, his cohost Jessica Tarlov gave him an instant wake-up call.
Fox News Host Gives Jesse Watters Blunt Reality Check After Stranger Called Him A 'Fascist'
www.comicsands.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Guy in my neighborhood looked me dead in the eyes and yelled "Fuck you Fascist!" at me"
"He doesn't know I'm a Fascist."
"Yes he does. You're on TV."
Arguably the greatest 3 Act Self Own in history.
"He doesn't know I'm a Fascist."
"Yes he does. You're on TV."
Arguably the greatest 3 Act Self Own in history.
Wonder if Gus indirectly figured out how to take out the cartel from Chuck McGill
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Wonder if Gus indirectly figured out how to take out the cartel from Chuck McGill
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
In S1 of Better Call Saul, Chuck mentions the practice of mithridatism to Saul (poisoning yourself in doses for immunity)
We know Saul & Mike talked tactics & bluesky'd a lot
Maybe Mike brought it up as a Hail Mary?
"On Friday afternoon, Ars Technica published an article containing fabricated quotations generated by an AI tool and attributed to a source who did not say them"
Reinforcing the editorial standards following the incident not including firing everyone in the chain is useless.
Reinforcing the editorial standards following the incident not including firing everyone in the chain is useless.
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
"On Friday afternoon, Ars Technica published an article containing fabricated quotations generated by an AI tool and attributed to a source who did not say them"
Reinforcing the editorial standards following the incident not including firing everyone in the chain is useless.
Reinforcing the editorial standards following the incident not including firing everyone in the chain is useless.
"You're telling me an ARTICULATE BLACK MAN just happens NATURALLY!?"
I didn't actually watch the interview but I assume this was the argument in a nutshell.
I didn't actually watch the interview but I assume this was the argument in a nutshell.
He broke their brains, and they're never getting over America's first Black President, and why they're so hellbent on there never being a second. 1/
www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett...
www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett...
'Obama was created': GOP lawmaker claims first Black president 'not organic' man
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) asserted that former President Barack Obama was "created" and not an "organic" person.During an interview with Burchett on Friday, MAGA influencer Benny Johnson suggested that...
www.rawstory.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"You're telling me an ARTICULATE BLACK MAN just happens NATURALLY!?"
I didn't actually watch the interview but I assume this was the argument in a nutshell.
I didn't actually watch the interview but I assume this was the argument in a nutshell.