Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
Pinned
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For half of people I think it's Eat It, and for the other half I think it's Amish Paradise.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
For half of people I think it's Eat It, and for the other half I think it's Amish Paradise.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
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It would be great if there was an actual reason we were about to strike Iran beyond "What else are we gonna do? Negotiate in good faith?"
US military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call, sources say | CNN Politics
The US military is prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, though President Donald Trump has yet to make a final decision on whether he’ll authorize such actions, sources familiar with the m...
www.cnn.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It would be great if there was an actual reason we were about to strike Iran beyond "What else are we gonna do? Negotiate in good faith?"
It would be great if there was an actual reason we were about to strike Iran beyond "What else are we gonna do? Negotiate in good faith?"
US military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call, sources say | CNN Politics
The US military is prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, though President Donald Trump has yet to make a final decision on whether he’ll authorize such actions, sources familiar with the m...
www.cnn.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It would be great if there was an actual reason we were about to strike Iran beyond "What else are we gonna do? Negotiate in good faith?"
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Don't mind me; I'm just constructing a biopic about Muammar Gaddafi directed by Vince Gilligan in my head.
Go about your day.
Go about your day.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Don't mind me; I'm just constructing a biopic about Muammar Gaddafi directed by Vince Gilligan in my head.
Go about your day.
Go about your day.
Don't mind me; I'm just constructing a biopic about Muammar Gaddafi directed by Vince Gilligan in my head.
Go about your day.
Go about your day.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Don't mind me; I'm just constructing a biopic about Muammar Gaddafi directed by Vince Gilligan in my head.
Go about your day.
Go about your day.
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Small list of post-2008 frauds we just accepted:
Theranos (fraud)
WeWork (landlord cosplay as tech)
Juicero ($400 bag squeezer)
Magic Leap (AR that didn't work)
Quibi (infamous, iconic RIP)
All of 2022 (Crypto)
NFTs (Apes Gone)
Metaverse (biffed it on legs)
AI startups (GPT wrappers pitched to VCs)
Theranos (fraud)
WeWork (landlord cosplay as tech)
Juicero ($400 bag squeezer)
Magic Leap (AR that didn't work)
Quibi (infamous, iconic RIP)
All of 2022 (Crypto)
NFTs (Apes Gone)
Metaverse (biffed it on legs)
AI startups (GPT wrappers pitched to VCs)
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Small list of post-2008 frauds we just accepted:
Theranos (fraud)
WeWork (landlord cosplay as tech)
Juicero ($400 bag squeezer)
Magic Leap (AR that didn't work)
Quibi (infamous, iconic RIP)
All of 2022 (Crypto)
NFTs (Apes Gone)
Metaverse (biffed it on legs)
AI startups (GPT wrappers pitched to VCs)
Theranos (fraud)
WeWork (landlord cosplay as tech)
Juicero ($400 bag squeezer)
Magic Leap (AR that didn't work)
Quibi (infamous, iconic RIP)
All of 2022 (Crypto)
NFTs (Apes Gone)
Metaverse (biffed it on legs)
AI startups (GPT wrappers pitched to VCs)
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Biggest currently in play is the SpaceX / xAI gambit of "Orbital Data Centers"
Thats literally Theranos level fraud and we're just letting it all go because the Capital Class needs its exit liquidity and that means SpaceX has to IPO high enough that they can socialize the losses the second it tanks
Thats literally Theranos level fraud and we're just letting it all go because the Capital Class needs its exit liquidity and that means SpaceX has to IPO high enough that they can socialize the losses the second it tanks
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Biggest currently in play is the SpaceX / xAI gambit of "Orbital Data Centers"
Thats literally Theranos level fraud and we're just letting it all go because the Capital Class needs its exit liquidity and that means SpaceX has to IPO high enough that they can socialize the losses the second it tanks
Thats literally Theranos level fraud and we're just letting it all go because the Capital Class needs its exit liquidity and that means SpaceX has to IPO high enough that they can socialize the losses the second it tanks
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Judges & Lawyers should have less safe professions than AT LEAST being a 7th Inning Reliever for a mid-level MLB club.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Judges & Lawyers should have less safe professions than AT LEAST being a 7th Inning Reliever for a mid-level MLB club.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
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Who up adjusting they real time Risk boards?
February 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Who up adjusting they real time Risk boards?
For half of people I think it's Eat It, and for the other half I think it's Amish Paradise.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
February 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
For half of people I think it's Eat It, and for the other half I think it's Amish Paradise.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
Both are correct.
However I am here giving you 'All About The Pentiums'
Which is a factually inaccurate answer but I believe it to be spiritually true.
Judges & Lawyers should have less safe professions than AT LEAST being a 7th Inning Reliever for a mid-level MLB club.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Judges & Lawyers should have less safe professions than AT LEAST being a 7th Inning Reliever for a mid-level MLB club.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
Consequences don't exist for the PMC.
Remember when Google was declared the 'Safe AI' play in the Mag7?
Now we've rotated to Apple being 'safest' due to it not being as heavy on AI.
Hmm...
Don't worry, though. AI is SO GOOD it's actually taking jobs, displacing industries, and definitely not an entirely failed value proposition.
Now we've rotated to Apple being 'safest' due to it not being as heavy on AI.
Hmm...
Don't worry, though. AI is SO GOOD it's actually taking jobs, displacing industries, and definitely not an entirely failed value proposition.
Apple Decouples From Nasdaq, Offering Alternative to AI-Fueled Volatility
It’s been nearly 20 years since Apple Inc. was this untethered from its tech peers, giving investors an appealing alternative to the artificial intelligence-fueled volatility that has gripped most oth...
www.bloomberg.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Remember when Google was declared the 'Safe AI' play in the Mag7?
Now we've rotated to Apple being 'safest' due to it not being as heavy on AI.
Hmm...
Don't worry, though. AI is SO GOOD it's actually taking jobs, displacing industries, and definitely not an entirely failed value proposition.
Now we've rotated to Apple being 'safest' due to it not being as heavy on AI.
Hmm...
Don't worry, though. AI is SO GOOD it's actually taking jobs, displacing industries, and definitely not an entirely failed value proposition.
Who up adjusting they real time Risk boards?
February 18, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Who up adjusting they real time Risk boards?
For sale? Baby, shoes never worn!
I dunno. I'm high.
I dunno. I'm high.
for sale: baby, shoes never worn
February 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
For sale? Baby, shoes never worn!
I dunno. I'm high.
I dunno. I'm high.
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These four albums pretty much dominated my middle school & high school existence (1998 - 2006)
May 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
These four albums pretty much dominated my middle school & high school existence (1998 - 2006)
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Back in 2005 or 2006 Sonata Arctica was doing their "For The Sake of Revenge" Tour live album & DVD
US dates were VERY limited and all smaller venues. The place closest to me was a strip club up in New Hampshire called Mark's Showplace
Got to see this w/ like 160 ppl and right up against the stage
US dates were VERY limited and all smaller venues. The place closest to me was a strip club up in New Hampshire called Mark's Showplace
Got to see this w/ like 160 ppl and right up against the stage
March 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Back in 2005 or 2006 Sonata Arctica was doing their "For The Sake of Revenge" Tour live album & DVD
US dates were VERY limited and all smaller venues. The place closest to me was a strip club up in New Hampshire called Mark's Showplace
Got to see this w/ like 160 ppl and right up against the stage
US dates were VERY limited and all smaller venues. The place closest to me was a strip club up in New Hampshire called Mark's Showplace
Got to see this w/ like 160 ppl and right up against the stage
Having a stroke (complimentary & not dirty)
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Having a stroke (complimentary & not dirty)
Cloudflare, YouTube, AWS all out it would seem (I imagine a bunch of others)
Playing a game of "which vertical Jenga brick was knocked out from the Internet today?" is only going to become a more common occurrence; not less.
Playing a game of "which vertical Jenga brick was knocked out from the Internet today?" is only going to become a more common occurrence; not less.
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Cloudflare, YouTube, AWS all out it would seem (I imagine a bunch of others)
Playing a game of "which vertical Jenga brick was knocked out from the Internet today?" is only going to become a more common occurrence; not less.
Playing a game of "which vertical Jenga brick was knocked out from the Internet today?" is only going to become a more common occurrence; not less.
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Russia called out GENIUS Act in Sept
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar
All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar
All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.
The United States is legitimately walking into March thinking the world will just take the checks The Fed cuts for Silver at 20% under market value.
They're thinking it's going to show they're still Big Dick On The Block.
It is REALLY hard not to see it playing out more similar to this:
They're thinking it's going to show they're still Big Dick On The Block.
It is REALLY hard not to see it playing out more similar to this:
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Russia called out GENIUS Act in Sept
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar
All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.
China closed off silver in Oct
US designated silver critical in Nov
Canada formally realigned w/ China in Jan (starts Mar)
France is prepping for war in Mar
COMEX vault draining by Mar
All towards a delivery window that every govt appears to have circled in red.
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Langston Hughes (1943)
February 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Langston Hughes (1943)
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This website by and large has been clear for about a year now on Kamala;
Exactly what policies it was based on, explicitly what she said about them, how it effected her turnout, why it was doomed from the fucking start, the fact that she literally had the option to win, & didn't.
Where you been?
Exactly what policies it was based on, explicitly what she said about them, how it effected her turnout, why it was doomed from the fucking start, the fact that she literally had the option to win, & didn't.
Where you been?
WTF is going on with Bluesky? I've easily seen half a dozen posts trashing Kamala Harris from alleged progressives. Are the bots from Twitter never to be known as X invading us?
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This website by and large has been clear for about a year now on Kamala;
Exactly what policies it was based on, explicitly what she said about them, how it effected her turnout, why it was doomed from the fucking start, the fact that she literally had the option to win, & didn't.
Where you been?
Exactly what policies it was based on, explicitly what she said about them, how it effected her turnout, why it was doomed from the fucking start, the fact that she literally had the option to win, & didn't.
Where you been?
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High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:
When you're relatively sure of the skin color of the perpetrator based on him being ordered to put the weapon down rather than getting clips emptied into him.
Man ran at U.S. Capitol with shotgun and tactical vest: Capitol Police chief
U.S. Capitol Police Chief Michael Sullivan commended his officers, saying this is why they conduct monthly active-shooter exercises.
www.cnbc.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
When you're relatively sure of the skin color of the perpetrator based on him being ordered to put the weapon down rather than getting clips emptied into him.
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Noted foolproof Economic strategy: Kill oversight on mortgage lending.
This has never backfired in history.
Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.
This has never backfired in history.
Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.
Federal Reserve set to loosen US bank rules in attempt to boost mortgage lending
Central bank plans to ease capital requirements in an effort to shift home lending back to banks, top official says
www.ft.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Noted foolproof Economic strategy: Kill oversight on mortgage lending.
This has never backfired in history.
Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.
This has never backfired in history.
Now if you don't mind, I've just woken up from an 18 year coma & need to catch up on some things.