jenny tightpants
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jenny tightpants
@jtp.bsky.social
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i was gonna make a joke about “racist wheaties” and found this by googling “anti-woke cereal”
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i was gonna make a joke about “racist wheaties” and found this by googling “anti-woke cereal”
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if you use doorbell cameras you are a fascist enabler
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
if you use doorbell cameras you are a fascist enabler
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TRUMP TELLS NBC NEWS "NORWAY TOTALLY CONTROLS IT DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY” OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMPETITION
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
TRUMP TELLS NBC NEWS "NORWAY TOTALLY CONTROLS IT DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY” OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMPETITION
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NORWAY PM: I HAVE REPEATEDLY CLEARLY EXPLAINED TO TRUMP THAT IT IS AN INDEPENDENT COMMITTEE THAT AWARDS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
NORWAY PM: I HAVE REPEATEDLY CLEARLY EXPLAINED TO TRUMP THAT IT IS AN INDEPENDENT COMMITTEE THAT AWARDS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
wait fuck i think my insulin comes from denmark lmao
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
wait fuck i think my insulin comes from denmark lmao
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If any motherfucker on the right or center wants to oppose Trump that's fine by me do your thing but I'm not gonna throw a parade for you.
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If any motherfucker on the right or center wants to oppose Trump that's fine by me do your thing but I'm not gonna throw a parade for you.
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if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?
rude label feed is popping off rn. i just scrolled past 3 different accounts on there who all posted pig poop balls to 3 different threads
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
rude label feed is popping off rn. i just scrolled past 3 different accounts on there who all posted pig poop balls to 3 different threads
smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 PM
smugly telling europeans who yell at me that they should have voted blue in 2024
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look i'm not happy about it but im pretty sure this country must be nuked
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 AM
look i'm not happy about it but im pretty sure this country must be nuked
what if they just give him the prize or whatever who cares
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 PM
what if they just give him the prize or whatever who cares
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It occurs to me to try to explain to people, especially non-programmers, why people love to use vim.
In vim, the normal mode, the mode you have to deliberately leave, is to not type put to *edit* text.
Because like 80% of writing code, is reading and editing it, not typing it.
In vim, the normal mode, the mode you have to deliberately leave, is to not type put to *edit* text.
Because like 80% of writing code, is reading and editing it, not typing it.
In vim, snippets are basically built right into vanilla, no plugins needed, with the :r command.
You can :badd a new buffer, yank that annoyingly repetitious code to it, :w as a snippet.
Then :r!cat your new snippet when needed.
You can :badd a new buffer, yank that annoyingly repetitious code to it, :w as a snippet.
Then :r!cat your new snippet when needed.
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
It occurs to me to try to explain to people, especially non-programmers, why people love to use vim.
In vim, the normal mode, the mode you have to deliberately leave, is to not type put to *edit* text.
Because like 80% of writing code, is reading and editing it, not typing it.
In vim, the normal mode, the mode you have to deliberately leave, is to not type put to *edit* text.
Because like 80% of writing code, is reading and editing it, not typing it.
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pov you are a danish troop
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
pov you are a danish troop
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"street e" implies the existance of medically prescribed ecstasy
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
"street e" implies the existance of medically prescribed ecstasy
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being a lighthouse keeper on an isolated remote island somewhere would probably be pretty chill if i had a gaming PC and a high speed fiber internet connection
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
being a lighthouse keeper on an isolated remote island somewhere would probably be pretty chill if i had a gaming PC and a high speed fiber internet connection
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notably this has been the case for almost all art throughout history
George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
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January 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
notably this has been the case for almost all art throughout history
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see someone else made the same joke as me
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see someone else made the same joke as me
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January 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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see someone else made the same joke as me
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see someone else made the same joke as me
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i don't know ball, but i enjoy watching sports with friends who do, and will end up rooting for whichever athletes or teams they are telling me they like, since that's usually my only source of information about whichever game i'm watching
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i don't know ball, but i enjoy watching sports with friends who do, and will end up rooting for whichever athletes or teams they are telling me they like, since that's usually my only source of information about whichever game i'm watching
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Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Comrade Mamdani has given us the activation code. Woke 2 is a go
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now, personally, I think genocide denial is an actual problem and not an example of someone being annoying online but what do I know
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
now, personally, I think genocide denial is an actual problem and not an example of someone being annoying online but what do I know
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via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook