jenny_tightpants🪑
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oh my god I'm watching someone watch a live twitch streamer waterbirth (like inflatable pool in the living room, a bunch of WoW streamers sitting around watching) the future is so stupid. does this count as hot tub streaming? someone in the chat said "W push" lmfao
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my friend who plays WoW sent this to me last night and then sent me this screenshot saying the chat was the wildest part
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phillewis.bsky.social
Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area ICE facility and began to pray.

The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head

religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
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wait this is just richard stallman
jtp.bsky.social
guy who has a kneejerk hate reaction to tech terms but instead of "AI" or NFT" it's shit like "app" and ".exe"
jtp.bsky.social
how it feels to not really give a shit about whatever this webbed site has been crashing out over the past week or whatever
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AND HE MOCKED ME WHEN I PAUSED THE GAME TO WRITE THIS
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FUCK I FORGOT CHRONOS HAS 2 HEALTHBARS
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thembo.bsky.social
Democratic Party turboloyalists are often some of the most toxic people I've ever encountered. Whereas the Right are generally honest about all the vile things they think and believe, this group of centrists adds the additional insult of pretending to have some sort of morality and knowledge. Vile.
moonbeamii.bsky.social
Why do I have to learn about some hippies' shitty little boat on the second anniversary of the most deadly act of antisemitic violence since the Holocaust? I will never forgive these idiots for this.
admiralmpj.bsky.social
You don't trust the Israeli Foreign Ministry. I don't trust a bunch of Swedish Hippies on a racing boat.

I'm going to go with the Israeli Foreign Ministry:
jtp.bsky.social
they call it shitpost because its what you post while taking a shit
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jessehawken.bsky.social
(phone rings)
Kash: “FBI Director Patel who’s this?”
Bongino: “Boss, it’s me”
Kash: “Buddy I texted you 2 hours ago”
Bongino: “I know I know, but about it’s the Earhart case, I just cracked it wide open”
Kash: “What do you mean Bongo?”
Bongino: “I got her. I got her here with me right now!”
jtp.bsky.social
love it in hades 2 when melinoe makes that big soup
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i know where she is but i'm not telling
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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes