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jasper pilled
@hoovybaby.bsky.social
fourth-generation red diaper baby ☭
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Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
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great i'd love to read about this
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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“I don’t need this course” motherfucker you take your laundry home for your mom to do it. Shut the fuck up.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a long taste of her pussy
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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going on a Long March to my toilet
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My mans too tall for that cross they’re going to have to build a bigger cross
are we supposed to be placing bets on this or something
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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All I’m saying is that there’s an anti-AI lane that remains entirely open to 2028 Dems.

And I think it’d be smart for them to jump on it before the bubble pops.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Frosty the snow they/them
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Empowering my dick and balls with powerful AI solutions
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yeah you could say that I'm BRAT (only eating Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, and Toast because I have the fire shits)
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Remembering when this defamatory hate group called me an antisemite, using a photo of me getting arrested for protesting Nazi terrorists after the Tree of Life massacre.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If a sinister AI threatened humanity with annihilation, I would simply unplug it
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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AI art prompt: General U.S. Grant. two topless big-tittied southern belles on each arm. He is standing on a pile of confederate skulls. Burning plantations behind. 100s Black soldiers march past with heads on bayonets. General Sherman holds a chain, Bobby Lee in a gimp suit. Karl Marx thumbs up.
September 2, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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“You’re just categorically anti-AI and nothing can change your mind”

yeah
August 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wendy’s Carlos
long john silverstein
burger king crimson
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Horst Wesselification complete
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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He’s redistributing money from the urban cores that they’re terrorizing with ethnic pogroms to pay off his base for their loyalty
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Because he's an amoral sociopathic drunk little freak whose actual job in the national guard was sucking off reporters and he still never made it past Major and now he's making it everyone else's problem
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"I don't think Olivia Nuzzi is hot"
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM