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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · Nov 14
Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Allan Wrench a humanoid wrench speaking to Bart with his mouth behind his horrible mechanichal hand with text that reads "It's not a costume, they found me inside a meteor"
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Guy who finally got the pun from the title Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit: oh…haha oh hey
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
cropped customer review from George Hotelling march 14 2010 So, (spoiler alert) the sun is going out and the people on the spaceship are going to restart it and save the earth. They have a lot of challenges to overcome like in any movie, and then they overcome them. But here's the thing about the movie that you won't believe: no one ever looks really serious and says "It's daylight saving time." Not one character. No one says "It's daylight saving time." In the entire movie. I know you don't think it's possible, but if you watch it you'll feel like you wasted 4 hours of your life (time moves slower when you're waiting for someone to deliver an amazing line). What were the writers thinking!?
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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cmonmaque.bsky.social
The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is she’s totally useless but for the billionaire class they think she has some kind of pulse on the cultural zeitgeist. Same reason she got hired by the NYT tbh. And so Bari comes out like “all the people love Alan Dershowitz” and that’s just so funny to me
thelincoln.bsky.social Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 11h
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic” figures such as Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch who reflect “where the vast majority of Americans actually are.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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helldude.bsky.social
you don't actually have to talk to these people
michaelscherer.bsky.social Michael Scherer @michaelscherer.bsky.social · 23h
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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astartiel.substack.com
True. The Best Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest.
hydrationchimp.bsky.social Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 11h
the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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crannyboy.bsky.social
You have to separate the cranny from the cranny cola
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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mugrimm.bsky.social
Not eating Chinese food on December 7th because of the Japanese bombing pearl is pretty weird when they had already invaded and occupied parts of China lol. Like America was literally calling Japan evil for invading China the following week.
cooperlund.online Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 11h
Realized what this reminded me of - Erick Erickson but Woke
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
what doesnt kill you makes you longer. i've grown 25 feet with this one simple trick.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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meghancolleen.bsky.social
I just. Okay.
Post blocked LIFE I had a pony: @meghancolle... • 3m Snake (Constricted) North America and South America are two different continents hunny • 3 ①1 0 1 刀工… Sentient Ball of RNA @termin... • 1m Volcano (Fell into) That's actually a US education oddity. Not everyone else holds with that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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bigmood.bsky.social
amazing lmao
Ralfi @sealab2021.org I got blocked for pointing out that calling the latest Apple TV sensation boring and being afraid of the repercussions of that admission doesn't make a lot of sense given how few people have Apple TV. They're having a normal day I'm sure. Ralfi @sealab2021.org • 1h It's a class signifier is what it is it's just like everyone who was obsessed with game of thrones oh you have expensive cable how interesting ANYWAY.... Ralfi @sealab2021.org • 1h We do know that bluesky has always been overflowing with pmcs and wealthy Tech workers though. No great surprise. 2 L... Ralfi @sealab2021.org • 1h Oh your especially excited about an apple TV show interesting interesting can I ask you what was your effective tax rate last year? Don't worry I'll wait for you to call your retained accountant. 企• Ralfi@sealab2021.org • 1h And it's not even that it's expensive. Apple TV is probably the most accessible Apple product it's that those sorts of people are the kind of people most likely to care about Apple products people in media people with a lot of money e.t.c. I don't give a fuck about their opinions. mr snoid the i loathe every person i see on the street guy from the normal guy comic
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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aklingus.bsky.social
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
Grok; make people love me
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
refusing to play Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, due to it’s glorification of drug use
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
listening to paul mccartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime”
I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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samoyuhd.bsky.social
"the best anime is evangelion" "the best anime is sailor moon" "the best anime is utena" WRONGGGG the best anime is the GARFIELD
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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mayor.bsky.social
guess it's true - elect mamdani? goodbye economi
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
oh no, not the economy
boohoo
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
Carolers: 🎵jingle bells🎵

Batman: i love Christmastime

Carolers: 🎵 batman smells🎵

Batman: what the heck
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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goodboy.bsky.social
Me when Grok shows up to the party
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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mrpussy.xyz
Nvidia enron logo
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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snakeroot.bsky.social
I'm dreaming of a multiracial Christmas personally but go off
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hydrationchimp.bsky.social
gift idea for the tech bro in your life
My “not involved in financial fraud” tshirt
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM