HellDavid 2
@wallofyawn.bsky.social
Oregonian Nerd, 38 - He/Him
They added 2 special weapons lying around the battlefield to battlefield 6 and it's funny to see people complain about it when BF1 had, for example, suits of medieval armor with an LMG/two Italian bullet hose SMGs taped together or "maniacal sprinter with a cuirass and a mace" as special pickups
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
They added 2 special weapons lying around the battlefield to battlefield 6 and it's funny to see people complain about it when BF1 had, for example, suits of medieval armor with an LMG/two Italian bullet hose SMGs taped together or "maniacal sprinter with a cuirass and a mace" as special pickups
Editor: did you write that article about RFK jr?
Journalist: sure did boss, real fucking lascivious just like you asked.
Editor: what
Journalist: sure did boss, real fucking lascivious just like you asked.
Editor: what
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Editor: did you write that article about RFK jr?
Journalist: sure did boss, real fucking lascivious just like you asked.
Editor: what
Journalist: sure did boss, real fucking lascivious just like you asked.
Editor: what
Me to my fleet when I'm playing Stellaris:
i think a lot of you would really benefit from being under my direct control
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me to my fleet when I'm playing Stellaris:
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Wait a minute MICHAEL BAY is in Mystery Men as a random gang member and he's in THE FRAT BOYS??
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Wait a minute MICHAEL BAY is in Mystery Men as a random gang member and he's in THE FRAT BOYS??
Wow if only she'd whipped out some pithy rhetoric like this on the campaign trail maybe she could have alienated even more voters
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wow if only she'd whipped out some pithy rhetoric like this on the campaign trail maybe she could have alienated even more voters
Quick Ben, resident master of magic and being a cryptic little shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Quick Ben, resident master of magic and being a cryptic little shit
We must consider the socio-political skeletons in the closet of the shrimp that fried this rice
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
We must consider the socio-political skeletons in the closet of the shrimp that fried this rice
Well, they've got a point. It IS an unpopular opinion...
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well, they've got a point. It IS an unpopular opinion...
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of Charlie Brown.
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it, Charlie Brown?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of Charlie Brown.
I think the funniest part of this is that he can't think of a single way to actually describe this hypothetical roast other than "epic" and "vulgar" oh and it's going to use "forbidden words." Just absolutely nothing going on in that big head
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think the funniest part of this is that he can't think of a single way to actually describe this hypothetical roast other than "epic" and "vulgar" oh and it's going to use "forbidden words." Just absolutely nothing going on in that big head
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
Can I get a hell yeah
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can I get a hell yeah
Wanted to get a Great Notion beer here called Top Down but it turns out they just ran out of that so I ended up with this instead and I gotta say, it's pretty good!
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wanted to get a Great Notion beer here called Top Down but it turns out they just ran out of that so I ended up with this instead and I gotta say, it's pretty good!
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Dodge Swinger, 1973
Galaxy FiveOhOh
All the way
Stars green
Gotta go
Dodge Swinger 1973
Top down
Chassis low
Panel dim
Light drive
JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD
Galaxy FiveOhOh
All the way
Stars green
Gotta go
Dodge Swinger 1973
Top down
Chassis low
Panel dim
Light drive
JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dodge Swinger, 1973
Galaxy FiveOhOh
All the way
Stars green
Gotta go
Dodge Swinger 1973
Top down
Chassis low
Panel dim
Light drive
JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD
Galaxy FiveOhOh
All the way
Stars green
Gotta go
Dodge Swinger 1973
Top down
Chassis low
Panel dim
Light drive
JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD
The dark urge to download Elite Dangerous again even though it's dead on console
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The dark urge to download Elite Dangerous again even though it's dead on console
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Oh freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar,
oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar,
oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar,
oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar,
oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah
Impeccable 80s aesthetic to this thing, those colors!
Just some appreciation for the amazingly retrofutursitc side-car motorcycle, the BMW Krauser Domani.
This looks like it's out of a piece of old sci-fi concept art.
This looks like it's out of a piece of old sci-fi concept art.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Impeccable 80s aesthetic to this thing, those colors!
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline