Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
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Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
i had no idea in 2009 that people could be that ignorantly racist
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inthewychelm.bsky.social
the way my brain literally thought this was hucklerobby...anyway condolences gay men, you shouldn't have to suffer like this😔
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.
Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
no shit we had a customer get pissed off at one of my coworkers and demanded to know his name, he points to the nametag, "Juan", and she says "that's not a real name, no one is named Juan" and then looked at me to ask what his name was, and stormed off looking for someone else when I repeated it
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Okay new conspiracy theory, covid 19 WAS cooked up in a lab, but not by the american or chinese governments, it was developed by a cabal of disposable wipe manufacturers to sell more disinfecting wipes to gyms and pharmacies
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jane.meangirls.online
explicitly nazi administration
paleofuture.bsky.social
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
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karengeier.com
My brain when someone tells me there are good republicans
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
this isn't me trying to gatekeep, this is me being afraid of being judged by new people and yes i know this is irrational
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
I'm here every morning and there's always a few faces i recognize and today there's none and instead there's about 10 people I've never seen before.
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
They have a whole album called The Abba Generation that's only Abba and I didn't realize until now that that had songs that aren't Abba covers
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
god i only want one thing
hannahposts.bsky.social
What if the Over The Garden Wall guys did an animated Discworld series
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
They're so good and with a few slices of strawberry on top absolutely goated
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.
Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
smdh, can't even afford to put avocado on your sugar babies anymore in this economy
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.
Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy