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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy
@notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Failed musician and noted Orthodox Homosexualist. Occasional amateur Pornographer. (they/them)
it looked like the old 70s C10 but it was kei truck sized and came in electric or hybrid and was only available in flashy colors no black white or gray
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
unbelievable you mad lads/lassies/creatures have actually done it. check your timeline now to find out whether your preference was for hole/no more hole

quote post this and let everyone know whether you saw hole or not.
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If I hit 1k followers, I will either post hole or stop posting hole depending on each individual follower's preference
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm making money moves
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i bet it feels so good for the bagel when she's sliced up into pieces
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
it was honestly such a flex when Frosty removed his own head to look at his still living body
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
They were aware of the blackmail gang beforehand and did not investigate
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
almost the perfect crime
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
don't forget the mudroom and laundry with two bathtubs attached to the gallery halll or the coat bath with an oversized bidet!
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
have i got the product and/or service for you and your body!
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
okay phrase, enjoy floating around in my head for the next 40-50 years
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Big bodega cat
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
he's had some rough days and lost his hat and scarf along the way but I've still got him and i still love him
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if I'm supposed to get up and go to the gym this morning then why am i such a sleepy boy? checkmate atheists
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
man what are we even doing here i wanna believe that this is maybe helpful for disabled people in some kinda way but I'm honestly struggling
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
same vibes
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
me when i wash ashore and feel amazing
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
it's denim jacket season btw
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The world if that British author had said "you know I hadn't thought about that, but maybe I'll find a way to include one in the next book" instead
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM