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The lunchman’s gambit has improved my life so much that I’ve started fantasizing about 3pm or even 4pm lunches. One wonders when exactly lunch becomes dinner
Taking a later lunch today to trick my brain into thinking the day is going by faster. The lunchman’s gambit
October 8, 2024 at 4:22 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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In this house we respect elephant houses
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s rude to show her big fat ass like this. This elephant has a name, Lucy, and she was restored in 2021 thanks in part to a grant from the National Park Service. Lucy remains the oldest surviving roadside tourist attraction in the country
margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize.

jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Nice chamber. Is it of commerce?
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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how much time in total has the non roundness of barcodes cost us
there were seven finalists that made it to the standards committee

3 of the 7 were round, so the scanner could scan from any angle

but IBM proposed the boring square barcode and they were so huge that they won the selection process
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Only the eggheads at Stellantis could come up with spamming Jeep owners with popup ads in their Jeep to buy a new Jeep
Stellantis Is Spamming Owners' Screens With Pop-Up Ads for New Car Discounts
Pushing "marketing notifications" for loyalty cash is a bold move when you're taking over existing customers' screens.
www.thedrive.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Safety director” at a damn church
Church employee in Texas allegedly posed as ICE agent to extort woman
Man arrested in Houston is alleged to have used fake ID to demand $400 from woman who had given him massage
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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me and my buddy are doing a somber version of feliz navidad with minor chords and kind of a funeral military march drumbeat. it's about society and the current moment
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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straight up critter
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Marigold, a capybara at the Cape May County Zoo, gave birth to five pups on Friday.
Capybara welcomes 5 adorable pups at N.J. zoo — weeks after her sister gave birth
Marigold, a capybara at the Cape May County Zoo, gave birth to five pups on Friday.
www.nj.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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a few of my favorite snowy owl shots from yesterday in Chicago #birds 🪶
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I want to make Thanksgiving pop tarts. Some brie, sliced apple, cranberry orange sauce in a puff pastry pocket
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Getting ready to go to MrBeast’s Beast Land in sunny Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM