Pinned
My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
Smoking on that shit that gave Firstname Lastname
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Smoking on that shit that gave Firstname Lastname
This precinct is absolutely crawling with cops
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This precinct is absolutely crawling with cops
When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn
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We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
This guy is probably freaking out about AI music
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This guy is probably freaking out about AI music
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They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
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Used to be fun over there
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Used to be fun over there
Anyone else's dog a good dog?
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Anyone else's dog a good dog?
They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They should ruin another one of life's simple pleasures. Original Pringles maybe
Longlegs is very good at going to the store
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Longlegs is very good at going to the store
Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Browsing the snacks at the gas station counter and asking when the Black Friday deals start
I wish they had chatgpt when i was 1. I sucked at babbling
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I wish they had chatgpt when i was 1. I sucked at babbling
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What's another word for this
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What's another word for this
We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
I wonder if horror movies are a sly nod to the darkness within us all. If so, hilarious
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I wonder if horror movies are a sly nod to the darkness within us all. If so, hilarious
There's a rumour going around that i hate $7. Not true. It's not my favourite dollar amount, but i have very little hate for any amount of money
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
There's a rumour going around that i hate $7. Not true. It's not my favourite dollar amount, but i have very little hate for any amount of money
Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..
What's another word for this
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What's another word for this
If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
Haven't done math in a while. I wonder if all that stuff still equals the same shit..
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Haven't done math in a while. I wonder if all that stuff still equals the same shit..
Weather vanes are perfect when a guest is arguing about which direction the wind is blowing. The look on their face when they realize you have a weather vane..
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Weather vanes are perfect when a guest is arguing about which direction the wind is blowing. The look on their face when they realize you have a weather vane..
The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The Hamburgler has plenty of money. That's why it's so outrageous what he does
Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Hey Bugs Bunny. If you don't want to be called a varmint. Maybe don't act like one?
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey Bugs Bunny. If you don't want to be called a varmint. Maybe don't act like one?
This was me until a few years later when their whole generation just started listening to stuff like the Cocteau Twins of their own accord
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This was me until a few years later when their whole generation just started listening to stuff like the Cocteau Twins of their own accord