I have taken on the FATIRO persona.
None of you are prepared.
None of you are prepared.
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I have taken on the FATIRO persona.
None of you are prepared.
None of you are prepared.
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Live long enough to participate in The Tribunals
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Live long enough to participate in The Tribunals
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[norman rockwell guy standing up] I think everyone is allowed to hate the US no matter where they're from
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
[norman rockwell guy standing up] I think everyone is allowed to hate the US no matter where they're from
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
I just gotta know it I have to go to school tomorrow
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I just gotta know it I have to go to school tomorrow
Sleep with this on me
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Sleep with this on me
Dick look like Flat Stanley
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Dick look like Flat Stanley
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Ser dunk the lunk
Thick as a castle wall
Thick as a castle wall
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Ser dunk the lunk
Thick as a castle wall
Thick as a castle wall
[Looking over the painting] superb. And here, where you've made Princess Peach's breasts so large no dress could possibly contain them...
[Leonardo DaVinci] I have poured all my Art into it, my Lord.
[Leonardo DaVinci] I have poured all my Art into it, my Lord.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[Looking over the painting] superb. And here, where you've made Princess Peach's breasts so large no dress could possibly contain them...
[Leonardo DaVinci] I have poured all my Art into it, my Lord.
[Leonardo DaVinci] I have poured all my Art into it, my Lord.
[Pulling my enormous bulk to its impressive height] I am a MAN who has LIVED with PASSION and FERVOR
[The chyron below me] "At last!" City Rejoices After Pervert's Capture
[The chyron below me] "At last!" City Rejoices After Pervert's Capture
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
[Pulling my enormous bulk to its impressive height] I am a MAN who has LIVED with PASSION and FERVOR
[The chyron below me] "At last!" City Rejoices After Pervert's Capture
[The chyron below me] "At last!" City Rejoices After Pervert's Capture
Im sorry, my lady. I heard not your words for I was lost in your dumper.
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Im sorry, my lady. I heard not your words for I was lost in your dumper.
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Scientologist adult film actress named Crystal Clear
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Scientologist adult film actress named Crystal Clear
[My executor] and to Science, I leave my body, save for... ah... my "schlong," which I leave to the Houskeeper, Eunice.
[The room gasps and begins to chatter, my wife looks HUMILIATED and Eunice smiles with an air of extreme superiority]
[The room gasps and begins to chatter, my wife looks HUMILIATED and Eunice smiles with an air of extreme superiority]
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
[My executor] and to Science, I leave my body, save for... ah... my "schlong," which I leave to the Houskeeper, Eunice.
[The room gasps and begins to chatter, my wife looks HUMILIATED and Eunice smiles with an air of extreme superiority]
[The room gasps and begins to chatter, my wife looks HUMILIATED and Eunice smiles with an air of extreme superiority]
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google jury sissification
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
google jury sissification
Judge is threatening to throw my ass in jail and Im just laughing at how many months of back rent Im about to not have to pay.
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Judge is threatening to throw my ass in jail and Im just laughing at how many months of back rent Im about to not have to pay.
[One of the judges] the word is "artichoke"
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
[One of the judges] the word is "artichoke"
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
[Me, pausing then leaning into the mic, whispering] sissy says "artichoke" [leaning back] can you repeat the word?
[The judge, pales, stares at me, we lock eyes and then he lowers his head] uh... that's, uh... the correct spelling
[Everyone cheers]
[My wife on the phone] hey sorry, its just gonna be me tonight. Yeah, he was up all night Noticing the Pattern.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
[My wife on the phone] hey sorry, its just gonna be me tonight. Yeah, he was up all night Noticing the Pattern.
Hammer drill I drove two hours (1 hr each way) to rent is broken
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Hammer drill I drove two hours (1 hr each way) to rent is broken
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
Strega Nona power level?
Strega Nona vs Amelia Beddlia winner?
Strega Nona vs Amelia Beddlia winner?
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Strega Nona power level?
Strega Nona vs Amelia Beddlia winner?
Strega Nona vs Amelia Beddlia winner?
Woah
The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Woah