Charlotte Clymer
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Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. Jesus Fan. She. | [email protected] | I write about politics, religion, and culture in my award-winning blog/newsletter Charlotte's Web Thoughts: charlotteclymer.substack.com
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Please Stop Listening to Steve Bannon
He isn't worth the trouble.
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"I’m tired of seeing Steve Bannon in my newsfeed. Every three months, he utters something with zombie gravitas, and too many otherwise reasonable people take him seriously, so anxiety-riddled as they are from the past ten years of political trauma."
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
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None of us in AZ think this is anything but lies.
"This situation has very simple contours: Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do. That’s all this is."
Pete Hegseth's Latest Little Punk-Ass Move
The incompetence will continue until morale improves.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
None of us in AZ think this is anything but lies.
Trump's press secretary Karoline Leavitt now has a personal connection to the ICE raids. Her nephew's mother has been detained.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Trump's press secretary Karoline Leavitt now has a personal connection to the ICE raids. Her nephew's mother has been detained.
www.thedailybeast.com/karoline-lea...
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My ranking of pies:
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
But charlotte.
WHAT PIES?!?!?!?
WHAT PIES?!?!?!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My ranking of pies:
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
1. cherry
2. pecan
3. pumpkin (w/ whip cream, w/o GFTO)
4. apple
5. sweet potato (w/ marshmallow topping, w/o GTFO)
6. lemon meringue
7. key lime
8. cranberry
If the above are unavailable in some tragic circumstance and blueberry is there, I'll eat it but unenthusiastically.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I wish I could write half as eloquently as Charlotte about things I’m passionate about.
Please take the time to read this, and subscribe to her writing.
Please take the time to read this, and subscribe to her writing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wish I could write half as eloquently as Charlotte about things I’m passionate about.
Please take the time to read this, and subscribe to her writing.
Please take the time to read this, and subscribe to her writing.
Trump's secretary of transportation Sean Duffy is scolding Americans to "dress professionally" for holiday travel at airports and such.
Democratic lawmakers, this is said in love: if you're not mocking these assholes relentlessly over this, then what are we even doing here?
Democratic lawmakers, this is said in love: if you're not mocking these assholes relentlessly over this, then what are we even doing here?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trump's secretary of transportation Sean Duffy is scolding Americans to "dress professionally" for holiday travel at airports and such.
Democratic lawmakers, this is said in love: if you're not mocking these assholes relentlessly over this, then what are we even doing here?
Democratic lawmakers, this is said in love: if you're not mocking these assholes relentlessly over this, then what are we even doing here?
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One of the illegal orders Kelly and the others warned about.
"This situation has very simple contours: Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do. That’s all this is."
Pete Hegseth's Latest Little Punk-Ass Move
The incompetence will continue until morale improves.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One of the illegal orders Kelly and the others warned about.
"This situation has very simple contours: Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do. That’s all this is."
Pete Hegseth's Latest Little Punk-Ass Move
The incompetence will continue until morale improves.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"This situation has very simple contours: Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do. That’s all this is."
All are encouraged to deadname the Department of Defense.
I will never ever call it the department of war. Never.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
All are encouraged to deadname the Department of Defense.
I don't know, y'all, I would just never choose to play these fucking games with a guy who was so competent and squeaky clean and reasonable that the federal government paid many millions of dollars to train him specifically to go into space. Super bad idea to shamelessly slander astronauts.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I don't know, y'all, I would just never choose to play these fucking games with a guy who was so competent and squeaky clean and reasonable that the federal government paid many millions of dollars to train him specifically to go into space. Super bad idea to shamelessly slander astronauts.
Let me sum it up for non-military folks:
Senator Mark Kelly didn’t violate any military laws. None.
Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do.
That’s all this is.
Senator Mark Kelly didn’t violate any military laws. None.
Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do.
That’s all this is.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Let me sum it up for non-military folks:
Senator Mark Kelly didn’t violate any military laws. None.
Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do.
That’s all this is.
Senator Mark Kelly didn’t violate any military laws. None.
Hegseth’s little bitch ass has been ordered by Trump to retaliate against Sen. Kelly for speaking out, and Hegseth does what Daddy tells him to do.
That’s all this is.
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Here in the year MMXXV I say don’t let Mamdani force your kids to use Arabic numerals!
"Second, the Mayor-elect hasn’t made any statements, written or verbalized, public or private, regarding Arabic numerals. Because it would be silly. You know why? We already use Arabic numerals every day. All of us."
Sigh... We Already Teach Arabic Numerals
Why are they like this?
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Here in the year MMXXV I say don’t let Mamdani force your kids to use Arabic numerals!
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Knew that since elementary school.
"Second, the Mayor-elect hasn’t made any statements, written or verbalized, public or private, regarding Arabic numerals. Because it would be silly. You know why? We already use Arabic numerals every day. All of us."
Sigh... We Already Teach Arabic Numerals
Why are they like this?
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Knew that since elementary school.
"Second, the Mayor-elect hasn’t made any statements, written or verbalized, public or private, regarding Arabic numerals. Because it would be silly. You know why? We already use Arabic numerals every day. All of us."
Sigh... We Already Teach Arabic Numerals
Why are they like this?
charlotteclymer.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Second, the Mayor-elect hasn’t made any statements, written or verbalized, public or private, regarding Arabic numerals. Because it would be silly. You know why? We already use Arabic numerals every day. All of us."
Wait, the Eagles lost to a .500 team? Huh, ain't that something.
Bravado from a .500 team fanbase. 😂
Hey, does anyone know who won the Cowboys-Eagles game? Anyone in Philly seen the final score?
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wait, the Eagles lost to a .500 team? Huh, ain't that something.
Hey, does anyone know who won the Cowboys-Eagles game? Anyone in Philly seen the final score?
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey, does anyone know who won the Cowboys-Eagles game? Anyone in Philly seen the final score?
Tell us all your story of seeing a UFO or something in the sky you simply couldn’t explain. 🍿
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Tell us all your story of seeing a UFO or something in the sky you simply couldn’t explain. 🍿
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is my kind of good trouble.
I strongly feel Rep. AOC should run for the Senate, and I’ll be all-in if she chooses that path.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I strongly feel Rep. AOC should run for the Senate, and I’ll be all-in if she chooses that path.
My take on that upcoming Pixar movie "Hoppers" is that too many grown adults are spending way too much time nitpicking a trailer for a movie whose primary intended audience are kids.
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My take on that upcoming Pixar movie "Hoppers" is that too many grown adults are spending way too much time nitpicking a trailer for a movie whose primary intended audience are kids.
This is truly beautiful and courageous writing from Tatiana Schlossberg. This part hit me hard. Keeping her and her family in my thoughts.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is truly beautiful and courageous writing from Tatiana Schlossberg. This part hit me hard. Keeping her and her family in my thoughts.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
A journalist with time on their hands should look into how much money was wagered on all the political betting markets regarding Marjorie Taylor Greene recently. I'll bet that would yield some interesting stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A journalist with time on their hands should look into how much money was wagered on all the political betting markets regarding Marjorie Taylor Greene recently. I'll bet that would yield some interesting stuff.
I just realized that Majorie Taylor Greene likely picked January 5th because it would (barely) make her eligible for a congressional pension.
A House Member has to win three consecutive terms and serve at least five years. January 3rd marks her fifth year in Congress.
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A House Member has to win three consecutive terms and serve at least five years. January 3rd marks her fifth year in Congress.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just realized that Majorie Taylor Greene likely picked January 5th because it would (barely) make her eligible for a congressional pension.
A House Member has to win three consecutive terms and serve at least five years. January 3rd marks her fifth year in Congress.
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A House Member has to win three consecutive terms and serve at least five years. January 3rd marks her fifth year in Congress.
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